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User avatar #29 - kualeifarne (10/09/2015) [-]
But what is the male version of brunette?
User avatar #33 to #29 - roflstorm (10/09/2015) [-]
Bro-nette
User avatar #66 to #33 - boarderlinegreat (10/09/2015) [-]
Killer comment and name
User avatar #68 to #63 - lastsensei (10/09/2015) [-]
Hey, I have a special bow for you, do you like it?

P E R O R O N C I N O
#30 - eddyfairf (10/09/2015) [-]
I'm a man and my hair is brown
#3 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
I use blonde for both men and women. Having gendered words in English seems weird considering that there are an estimated ~1,025,110+ words in the English language, and only about a dozen or so of them have male/female specific forms. Either commit to it completely like Spanish, or get rid of it.

We've already pretty much done this with fiance/fianceé, where the latter is used for both men and women. Why you ask? Because people found it odd and confusing, so they just stopped using fiance and decided to stick with fianceé instead.
User avatar #39 to #3 - augustusxxiv (10/09/2015) [-]
Huh, I always thought people dropped the latter (fianceé) and just used the former, fiance.
User avatar #58 to #3 - YllekNayr (10/09/2015) [-]
That's English for ya
#77 to #58 - masterboll (10/09/2015) [-]
m'scholar
#60 to #3 - epicawe (10/09/2015) [-]
English was so easy in school (Norway).
#65 to #60 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
And that's why everyone and their mother learns it nowadays. It kind of annoys me when people are like 'muh ignorant English speakers not learnin' other languages'. English is the easiest European language to learn (though its pronunciation is **** compared to others)


It makes more sense for an German to learn English than an English speaker to learn German. Etc. Since its easier due to no gender or cases. It's just pure functionality
#75 to #3 - figatron (10/09/2015) [-]
the official language of England was French for the first couple hundred years after the Norman invasion, so its less of a matter with English speakers borrowing words from other languages and more that certain words and romance concepts have been used in English for hundreds of years because of strong French influence.
#11 to #3 - wdforty (10/09/2015) [-]
I'm Maltese. Nouns, adjectives, verbs, most things are gendered. Trying to explain Maltese grammar to foreigners is a massive, massive pain.

MP4 unrelated.
User avatar #16 to #11 - articulate (10/09/2015) [-]
Pretty sure this is the #1 cause of sexism.
User avatar #53 to #16 - alarubra (10/09/2015) [-]
Pretty sure you're retarded.
User avatar #54 to #53 - articulate (10/09/2015) [-]
That's a given, but that comment was what's called "humour."
#14 to #11 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
That's one of the most difficult parts of leaning a second language for native English speakers: grammatical gender.

When I started learning Spanish and German, especially Spanish, the concept of all nouns having gender and the agreement of gender with the adjectives was completely bizarre at first.
User avatar #36 to #3 - sweetdickwilly ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
If you don't like word gendering for English, you'll hate French.
#52 to #36 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
I already hate French regardless of grammatical gender.
User avatar #38 to #3 - donbionicle (10/09/2015) [-]
What you're saying is a good point, but where the **** in majority English countries do people spell fiancé with both Es, still? You've got that part backwards.
#5 to #3 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
English borrows many words from other languages, which leads to many of the gendered forms. It's not as if someone went through the entirety of the language and chose what is and is not gendered.
#9 to #5 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
That's irrelevant. Loanwords from other languages where grammatical gender is the rule rather than the exception lose that gender when being integrated into English. What's the gender of sombrero, armadillo, desperado, bravado, embargo, and tornado? That depends entirely on whether we're talking about Spanish, where all those words are borrowed from, or English, where we use those words with slightly altered meaning. In Spanish they're all masculine, but in English they're neuter words. They have no gender, because the rule in English is that - barring pronouns like he, she, him, her et al - words don't have gender, the words in English are gendered are all exceptions to the rule.
User avatar #35 to #9 - ihateeverybodytoo (10/09/2015) [-]
half the english language is borrowed and a lot comes from french.
User avatar #72 to #24 - pinecest (10/09/2015) [-]
remove gaijin
#2 - miia ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
"whimsical scenes of anthropomorphic animals"
#62 to #2 - floran (10/09/2015) [-]
and that's how all this started
#28 to #2 - davidbowiesensei (10/09/2015) [-]
I don't think this picture has ever been more relevant.
#49 to #28 - hopporto ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
#25 - smokinhigh (10/09/2015) [-]
Man is blond, woman is blonde, Clint Eastwood is Blondie.
#21 - bobbydahobo (10/09/2015) [-]
I've always wondered, how is it that people discover this **** when it happened 200 ******* million ******* years ago IN OUTER ******* SPACE?
User avatar #26 to #21 - erotictentacle ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
if you see a stone in a crater you're going to assume that the stone fell there and caused the crater
#34 to #21 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
When you look at the stars you're looking into the past.
If you lived in that galaxy and looked at our planet, you would see dinosaurs.
User avatar #73 to #21 - notsohappygamer (10/09/2015) [-]
magic *snort* *snort*
User avatar #27 to #21 - pseudonyms (10/09/2015) [-]
Because if the galaxies are 200 million light years away and we can see it currently on earth then the light has traveled for 200 million years already thus it happened 200 million years ago.
#15 - fishyy (10/09/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #50 - mikepetru (10/09/2015) [-]
So the Japanese were making Pokemon before Pokemon?
#59 to #50 - hapasan (10/09/2015) [-]
Yes. Now we know Rhydon isn't the first one anymore, since you can clearly see Goldeen, Magikarp, and a Squirtle and Meowth.
User avatar #43 - denonymous (10/09/2015) [-]
If there was a a female 007, would she be Bonde?
#55 to #1 - hapasan (10/09/2015) [-]
Are you trying to show that Japanese Art if inferior to western art? Are you saying that wood-block painting is not a real art form?
Of course it looks different. You're singling out one different art style and comparing it to a bunch of renaissance art.
What about Andy Warhol? He just painted a can of soup. Surely by your logic, pop art is not an established form of art.
Or I'm guessing you think Japanese artist are inferior. What about the Japanese resin artist?
There are many different art styles. I know your purpose is to piss off weebs, I understand that, I hate them too, but you are making yourself look ignorant in the process.
User avatar #57 to #55 - hapasan (10/09/2015) [-]
Crap, it is supposed to be a *Renaissance type of art style*. I don't think those qualify as true Renaissance art pieces, given the year.
#56 to #55 - hapasan (10/09/2015) [-]
Also, by wood block, I'm referring to the "Great Wave."
#69 to #1 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
#8 to #1 - foelkera (10/09/2015) [-]
France 1887   
   
Weeb influences spread fast after 1854
France 1887

Weeb influences spread fast after 1854
#46 to #8 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
Alfons Mucha was actually moravian / czech.
User avatar #51 to #46 - foelkera (10/09/2015) [-]
Though Mucha was Czech, he had moved to Paris in the 1880s where he began making art nouveau pieces, such as the rolling paper ad in my previous post.
#4 - ninjaflapjack (10/09/2015) [-]
Amazingly, I actually did know this fact because I speak english n **** .
#41 - dubh (10/09/2015) [-]
Related to that last one one of my fav pics ever
#48 to #41 - guanyu (10/09/2015) [-]
Octopus games, 1840-42, by Utagawa Kuniyoshi
#7 - fancys (10/09/2015) [-]
The goodnight moon one made me super ******* depressed. I can just imagine her wanting kids of her own, and that's probably why she made that book.
#42 - vicecomx ONLINE (10/09/2015) [-]
mfw one of my favorite porn videos is titled "Blond German teacher Seduces Her Student"
User avatar #71 to #42 - dingdongz (10/09/2015) [-]
so are like 20% of the videos on pornhub
#22 - tarabostes (10/09/2015) [-]
Wow , japs drew furry art before deviant-art
#67 - tazze (10/09/2015) [-]
put LSD in the lollipops
#61 - anon (10/09/2015) [-]
**anonymous used "*roll 1, pokemon*"**
**anonymous rolls Regigigas**
User avatar #44 - obviousxplains (10/09/2015) [-]
free grammar lesson:

in murica "blonde" has almost entirely been phased out of usage as an adjective. both male and females are called "blond"
example:
"he has blond hair"
"she has blond hair"

however, blonde is still used as a noun
example:
"look at that blonde over there"
"I banged a hot blonde last night"
etc

so really, in american english, "blond" is an adjective and "blonde" is a noun.
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