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#14 - centraldogma (10/01/2015) [-]
The people that make these must be getting desperate as hell.
"Did you know? My friend Todd went to McDonald's the other day and ordered 20 McNuggets, but when he received his order he found out that he'd gotten 21."
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User avatar #84 to #14 - kyubii (10/02/2015) [-]
And he didn't have to spend any extra good boy points!
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#85 to #84 - saddie (10/02/2015) [-]
sauce
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#87 to #85 - yoshtar (10/02/2015) [-]
you do not want sauce here... just, this is like google-imaging "scat". a bad idea in general/
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#15 to #14 - vladi (10/01/2015) [-]
Yeah and the ones that are just blatantly advertising a product. I dunno if those are desperate or endorsed though.
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#25 to #14 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Once I went to buffalo wild wings and they messed up my order so I got 3 extra wings
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#44 to #14 - Addon (10/01/2015) [-]
this, this was exactly what i was thinking. what kind of **** fact is that?
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User avatar #46 to #14 - gragasvlad (10/01/2015) [-]
Man this Todd guy is a lucky man... Makes you wonder If I where your friend would I also be able to gain luck like that?
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User avatar #6 - shanksjr (10/01/2015) [-]
On the second one, surely the harsh environment of Afghanistan would cause the aging on the skin like that? All the sun and sand storms can't be good for your skin.
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User avatar #9 to #6 - amalone (10/01/2015) [-]
Unles you were from Arizona or New Mexico to begin with, then you're accustomed to it.
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User avatar #22 to #6 - truezen (10/01/2015) [-]
what's amazing to me is how dead his eyes become

i can see him slowly lose his soul from picture to picture
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User avatar #47 to #22 - clannadqs (10/01/2015) [-]
What? The majority of people that deploy want to go back. I have yet to see anyone in my unit that has deployed not want to go back and they show literally no signs of depression or PTSD. Pretty sure she just caught him at a bad time or something and of course you're going to look like ***** on deployment. "Hey bud, I know you just slept out in the field for a week getting an hour of sleep each night, but cum herrr and get a photo fag". Of course you will look bad.
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User avatar #58 to #47 - scowler (10/01/2015) [-]
Why would they want to go back? I get that it's what they signed up for but still...
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User avatar #79 to #58 - alexithymic (10/02/2015) [-]
Now this doesn't nexessarily apply to everyone obviously as it's only the opinion of a few marines I've talked to but they wanted to go back because it felt like they were doing **** all back in the States. They were bored working here and wanted to go do something.
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User avatar #83 to #79 - scowler (10/02/2015) [-]
Makes sense.

I haven't even done anything and I'm ******* bored.
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User avatar #94 to #83 - clannadqs (10/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, it's normally what he just said. Plus you get more pay when you deploy.
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User avatar #95 to #94 - scowler (10/02/2015) [-]
I know. All the more reason to enlist.

Hey, do they do background checks on medical? I heard they didn't unless an issue came up.
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User avatar #96 to #95 - clannadqs (10/02/2015) [-]
From my understanding, no. I didn't have anything to really worry about except I used to take a massive amount of ADHD medication when I was younger for years. I'm still pretty sure you can't do that. I know a few people that have blatantly lied to get in. I'm pretty sure even if they lie to get in about random **** you still won't get into that much trouble. From my understanding they just don't pay for your **** . For example, if you had a knee surgery and you don't tell them about it and you **** your knee up during training and ask for them to pay for it they will look into your medical history. If they find anything about that surgery they might kick you out, but more than likely they will just not pay for your treatment/surgery. BUUTT, they still will probably kick you out. So it's a risk.
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User avatar #97 to #96 - scowler (10/02/2015) [-]
So if I keep my mouth shut, I'll stand a better chance?

It's not like I'm looking at anything glorious. Coast Guard or something...
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User avatar #98 to #97 - clannadqs (10/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, then you will probably be fine. I'm infantry so that's probably not something you want to pick if you are paranoid about something like that. Mind if I ask what happened?
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User avatar #99 to #98 - scowler (10/02/2015) [-]
I just have a spotty psychiatric history going back to the age of ten, ADD and such, largely inconclusive. My only physical problems are Psoriasis and being slightly overweight, roughly ten pounds.

Really minor stuff, but this is a drawdown, so they'll find every excuse not to take anyone.
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User avatar #100 to #99 - clannadqs (10/02/2015) [-]
Doesn't seem that bad. Seen someone get in that had a felony charge. Also, I don't know about that drawdown **** . I'm not active right now as I am attending college, but my unit is literally begging people to come in and not leave. Being in and seeing it, I have some input that outsiders don't really see. While we are cutting back on some aspects of our forces, it really isn't effecting the individuals in. The thing is, there are two things that offset themselves:
1. The government wants less in due to peace
2. People in the military want out due to peace

So, our unit is literally scavenging for people to re-enlist because no one wants to stay in and due gay **** at the garrison for two or three more ******* years, you feel me?
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User avatar #101 to #100 - clannadqs (10/02/2015) [-]
*do
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User avatar #102 to #100 - scowler (10/02/2015) [-]
Yeah. A lot of people with felonies were getting in just after 9/11. Enlistment quotas, right? And yeah, I understand. Which is why I'm looking into the Coast Guard or Navy instead.
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User avatar #107 to #102 - clannadqs (10/02/2015) [-]
I had a guy that showed up two or three times when I was at the office of my recruiter. He failed the ASVAB like five times and the recruiter was still trying to get him waivered in and **** .
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User avatar #111 to #107 - scowler (10/02/2015) [-]
Do you need a Diploma or GED to enlist, or do they generally just haul you off to MEPS for the ASVAB?
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User avatar #113 to #111 - clannadqs (10/02/2015) [-]
100% need a diploma or GED. There is no way getting around that one.
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User avatar #114 to #113 - scowler (10/02/2015) [-]
Figured as much. Heard a story that contradicted it, so I thought I'd ask.
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User avatar #118 to #114 - clannadqs (10/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, for some reason my dumbass recruiter didn't put my diploma in my documents when I went to MEPs (military enlistment processing) and they legit told me to come back a different day even when I promised them I graduated and he could have it in later that day. I even tried to show them random stuff to prove I did. Pissed me the hell off because you have to be there all day no matter what even if the thing you have to do takes two seconds.
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User avatar #119 to #118 - scowler (10/02/2015) [-]
Yeah. Always the little things.
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User avatar #106 to #102 - clannadqs (10/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, but it's a little better now than it used to be. Don't know too much about recruiting as I just dealt with it as much as I had to and got the **** away from them, but from my understanding they have quotas they have to meet to maintain their job. Being a recruiter isn't an actual job in the Army isn't like other jobs. There aren't schools from my understanding. You can literally have any job (infantry, mechanic, engineer, etc) and become a recruiter. Back in the day they got paid more based off of how many people they got to join so they lied to everyone and let everyone join by lying. Now they just have to meet mediocre quotas so after they get close to them they stop letting ******** get in. You should be fine though.
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User avatar #110 to #106 - scowler (10/02/2015) [-]
Alright, then.
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User avatar #112 to #110 - clannadqs (10/02/2015) [-]
Yeah, good luck man. Everyone in other branches that are active never have too bad of a time. You legit just ******* around until you're off and then go jack off in your dorm or something. Plus, not having to pay for anything and just save up money for a few years is amazing.
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User avatar #116 to #112 - scowler (10/02/2015) [-]
So I've been told. Either way, it's something to look into. Thanks.
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User avatar #23 to #22 - shanksjr (10/01/2015) [-]
I only really noticed that when I looked at the other photos in the sauce #18 posted.
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#31 - oscarwilde (10/01/2015) [-]
did you know?

According to the CDC, you can cut 300 calories on average by not eating pizza
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User avatar #49 to #31 - chikibriki (10/01/2015) [-]
only 300?
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#54 to #31 - klutzyspy (10/01/2015) [-]
300 calories is literally nothing.. rather have pizza then
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User avatar #65 to #31 - tevansroskos (10/02/2015) [-]
That's assuming a normal person eats only one slice of pizza. A piece of cheese pizza can contain anywhere from 200-300 calories depending on where you get it from. Most of the time people eat 3-4 pieces. Now add toppings and we're talking 400-800 calories per piece. For a 6' male weighing 160lb their bmr is about 2kcal. Pizza is really, really, bad for you. Still gonna eat it though.
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User avatar #66 to #31 - istoleyoursoxs (10/02/2015) [-]
It's astonishing how many people don't know this fact
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User avatar #77 to #31 - yugzer (10/02/2015) [-]
Take the grease off? what's the point of the pizza then?
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#36 to #31 - manza (10/01/2015) [-]
What kind of an American are you?
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User avatar #33 to #31 - emiyashirou ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
You can cut almost all your calories on average by not eating at all.
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User avatar #1 - largemuffins (10/01/2015) [-]
I do that with my pizza anyway because it just makes it less messy too eat.
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User avatar #16 to #1 - elsenortamatoe (10/01/2015) [-]
I get a ton of meat on mine, so there is a ******** of grease. It prevents me from almost ******** myself later
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#17 to #16 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
the liquid grease on top comes from the cheese....
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User avatar #70 to #17 - elsenortamatoe (10/02/2015) [-]
Not when you get a LB of meat on there.
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User avatar #13 to #1 - lolikikolik (10/01/2015) [-]
Since when is pizza greasy ?
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User avatar #32 to #13 - cheeseboyofdoom (10/01/2015) [-]
When they use cheap, ****** mozzarella it makes a lot of oil. Also pepperoni or other sausages.
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User avatar #4 to #1 - boomerpyro (10/01/2015) [-]
when i make tacos i pour out the butter and fat before adding some dairy bakig butter, water ,and taco spices.
because the grease that comes from the meat itself is kind of gross but i still like my tacos greasy.
i'm not fat yet, yet...
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#30 to #4 - Kalas (10/01/2015) [-]
What kind of tacos do you make?
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#43 to #30 - boomerpyro (10/01/2015) [-]
soft tortilla that tastes slightly like vinegar, ground beef with a 1 packet of normal taco spice and one of the hot kind, corn, beans, bitter white cheese, a good cheddar, microwave until cheese is melted.
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User avatar #51 to #43 - tarabostes (10/01/2015) [-]
******* beaner
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#64 to #51 - boomerpyro (10/01/2015) [-]
norwegian though, how could you miss it? it's basically all i talk about when nationality is mentioned
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#103 to #64 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
Norwegian BEANER? Well that's rare....
Don't you talk about getting gangbanged culturally enriched by nice immigrants?
Coz it's basically Sverige , just not enough made it there yet....
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#104 to #103 - boomerpyro (10/02/2015) [-]
Fremskrittspartiet bro
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#108 to #105 - boomerpyro (10/02/2015) [-]
the political party against mass immigration and refugees, for preservation of economy, culture and science
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#109 to #108 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
And it alows beaners in? Wow...
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User avatar #115 to #109 - boomerpyro (10/02/2015) [-]
not a beaner though, i'm pretty sure i'm the perfect example of a somewhat out of shape white guy with a resting rape-face
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#117 to #115 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
1. get in shape
2.dye your long hair grey
3.put on your jap schoolgirl uniform
4.let me rape your face
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#120 to #117 - boomerpyro (10/02/2015) [-]
hey look i found a picture of myself
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#121 to #120 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
1. No , that's just a random pic of some faggot's face on a stock image holding an edited frog.
2. That does not expand dong.
3.You better chill...
4.Unless you want your ass to go BOOMerpyro
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User avatar #122 to #121 - boomerpyro (10/02/2015) [-]
that's my face though you megabeaner
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#123 to #122 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
Whyyoualwayslyin.webm
Tits and timestamp or GTFO
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#124 to #123 - boomerpyro (10/02/2015) [-]
don't disrespect me kiddo, my comment ranking is higher than yours
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#125 to #124 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
Well excuuuuuuuuuuse me for not whoring myself for thuuuuuumbs!
also you better start posting the hoe in your profile pic REAL soon
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#126 to #125 - boomerpyro (10/02/2015) [-]
this doing much for you?
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#127 to #126 - tarabostes (10/02/2015) [-]
g-gah... pyro-chan... y-you....
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#67 to #43 - anon (10/02/2015) [-]
>corn
what the **** kinda sub human are you?
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User avatar #71 to #67 - boomerpyro (10/02/2015) [-]
the kind who eats his greens and yellows
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User avatar #21 - gotbannedicusvile (10/01/2015) [-]
35 measly calories? lol if im eating a pizza what makes you think I give a flying **** about calorie intake.
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#28 - rednite (10/01/2015) [-]
Well whaddya know, over time people look older
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User avatar #29 to #28 - lolollo (10/01/2015) [-]
Not the wrinkles, look at the expression in the eyes.
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#35 to #29 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
It goes from a look that's like " **** YEAH I'M READY TO KILL ME SOME SAND ******* AND DEFEND MUH FREEDOMS" to "My best friend just died in my arms" to "If I care or think about what I've done anymore I'll go insane."
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User avatar #57 to #29 - scowler (10/01/2015) [-]
Yeah, that middle-one is a mild Thousand-Yard Stare. Seems to permanently alter the structure of the eyes.
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#81 to #57 - rollfourexplain (10/02/2015) [-]
Jeez!

I looked over the faces multiple times and couldn't tell much difference in the expression. I read the posts below and after you pointed that out I can't help but see a difference there.
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User avatar #34 to #29 - rednite (10/01/2015) [-]
idk ive had really dark eye circles since i was like 7 so maybe i dont notice :S
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#7 - scruffyguy (10/01/2015) [-]
Cut calories?? Do you want to lose your gains because that's how you lose your gains.
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User avatar #37 to #7 - yunoavailable (10/01/2015) [-]
also how you lose fat if you are not working out enough for gains
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User avatar #40 to #7 - assdoreponyfucker (10/01/2015) [-]
It's all ******* grease calories man you're not losing gains you're saving yourself them body fat %s
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#63 to #40 - scruffyguy (10/01/2015) [-]
Fat obviously not trans fat consumed increases testosterone. Testosterone reduces body fat.
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User avatar #72 to #63 - assdoreponyfucker (10/02/2015) [-]
Go eat a ******* lard block and tell me how much weight you lose
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User avatar #59 to #7 - homosexualpirate (10/01/2015) [-]
Cut and bulk brah besides you don't want to go too far over so cutting little things out is fine.
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User avatar #5 - notwalkingwaffles (10/01/2015) [-]
The pizza thing seems dumb.
If I pay a ******** for a pizza, it's because I understand that this is something that's not healthy, but that's the part I like - the grease that is.
I want it to potentially keep me alive for weeks in case of an apocalyptic event, and no ******* way I'm gonna pat away any of the heavy grease that I've paid 10 euros for.
Who the **** eats pizza while worrying about their calorie intake being too high?
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User avatar #19 to #5 - hwaraam (10/01/2015) [-]
Europistan fellow! Hi
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#10 to #5 - electrictroll ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
People who are dieting and have cheat days where they eat unhealthy things?
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User avatar #11 to #10 - cookiecoketwo (10/01/2015) [-]
"Cheat day? BETTER WATCH MY CALORIES!"
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User avatar #41 to #11 - assdoreponyfucker (10/01/2015) [-]
It's something small and effortless so why the **** not
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User avatar #50 - thinemother (10/01/2015) [-]
If I was so concerned about calories then I wouldn't be eating pizza in the first ******* place.
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#27 - myjunk ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
Stand in the ashes of a trillion dead souls and ask the ghosts if a rose is beautiful.
The silence is your answer
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User avatar #52 - kreekydoorS (10/01/2015) [-]
Did you know the grease is the best part of the pizza?
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User avatar #69 to #52 - therealfell (10/02/2015) [-]
but it's not
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User avatar #89 to #52 - heartlessrobot (10/02/2015) [-]
>Implying the cheese isn't the best part
Pizza without crust is dumb, pizza without cheese is inedible, and pizza without sauce is ok.
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User avatar #2 - creamymcgee (10/01/2015) [-]
I gotta start doing that with pizza more often. That **** adds up fast yo
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#55 to #2 - klutzyspy (10/01/2015) [-]
hardly.. 35 calories is nothing
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User avatar #12 to #2 - twentyseconds (10/01/2015) [-]
35 calories isnt a big deal and least its in a relatable measurement tho... but this has to be healthier for more reasons. I wish they listed the important ones like grams of fat, ect.
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User avatar #42 to #2 - assdoreponyfucker (10/01/2015) [-]
Or you know, don't eat pizza altogether. My parents bring pizza home every week and the past 2 weeks I haven't eaten any already lost 15 pounds, that and eating healthier in general and working out.
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User avatar #45 - mion (10/01/2015) [-]
Look ***** , if I order myself a pizza, I know that I'm taking in a ******* of calories. Cutting 35 meager calories won't work wonders, so I don't see a point in bothering to be frank.
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User avatar #39 - wellimnotsure (10/01/2015) [-]
the grease is what makes it taste good ya commie
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#48 - mcstorms (10/01/2015) [-]
You filthy casuals
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User avatar #68 to #48 - egosumproxi ONLINE (10/02/2015) [-]
I didn't think 35 calories was a lot, I'd rather just eat the pizza. Besides, that looks like it only works if you have **** all toppings on your pizza.
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User avatar #73 to #68 - mcstorms (10/02/2015) [-]
I mean Who ever blots the grease off is a casual.
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User avatar #88 to #48 - rockamekishiko (10/02/2015) [-]
just don't like the feel of oil in my mouth
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#76 - therealkakashi (10/02/2015) [-]
35 calories? Wow, that's a whole 1/100th of a pound.

No one should care about calories unless its over 100, in my opinion. It's like no one should care if their weight changes by less than five pounds. I mean if you're trying to lose weight, small victories like these count and help motivate people to keep trying, but if you're average than updating your facebook with "omg lost 2 pounds" is stupid. you lose that much on an average bowel movement.
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User avatar #82 to #76 - nudybooty (10/02/2015) [-]
Well I mean a lot of people have 3+ slices.

Today I ate a whole bag of weight watchers 50cal candies. Oh my god they were good.
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#90 to #82 - therealkakashi (10/02/2015) [-]
I feel like that's saying you can cut 100 calories by wiping the whipped cream off of a 5,000 calorie cake and then eating the whole thing. You get where I'm coming from?
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User avatar #91 to #90 - nudybooty (10/02/2015) [-]
I understand that but I mean if you're trying to be healthy, or you are healthy but you don't want to change your diet that much and you're having a night out, every little bit counts. I have a friend who lost weight doing that, she didn't change her diet that much, she just change tiny things. When we did have greasy food, she's dab it, would get lattes without all the cream ontop, drank 2% milk instead, wouldn't drink the full can of soda/pop. The little things really do add up.

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#92 to #91 - therealkakashi (10/02/2015) [-]
I suppose I'm just knocking the effectiveness of it, rather than saying it's not effective at all. Losing two pounds a week isn't a big deal, but if you keep doing that for a year you've basically lost 100 pounds, which is a big deal.
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User avatar #93 to #92 - nudybooty (10/02/2015) [-]
Just a little bit. But I do agree with you it's kinda pointless at the same time. Other than her, the only people I see dab their pizza are really fat people who eat like 5 slices then drink like a liter of soda/pop with it.
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#26 - anon (10/01/2015) [-]
Maybe don't order such disgusting pizzas
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#8 - lordhaha (10/01/2015) [-]
**lordhaha used "*roll picture*"**
**lordhaha rolled image**
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#3 - ibowtobacon (10/01/2015) [-]
**ibowtobacon used "*roll picture*"**
**ibowtobacon rolled image**What the hell is the point of eating pizza if you are gonna take the best part off?
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#38 - lotengo ONLINE (10/01/2015) [-]
I honestly had no idea
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User avatar #56 to #38 - scowler (10/01/2015) [-]
I don't know why, but I find this disgusting.
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