Dwarf feels. . cricri' i: in 15 alibis scumb.. whoa
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#1 - allinallout **User deleted account** (04/01/2014) [-]
User avatar #10 - zerokiller (04/02/2014) [+] (16 replies)
Is there a lordoftheringexplain? Or ringexplain? If not there should be, because I need help.
User avatar #14 to #10 - zecken (04/02/2014) [-]
After the events which are told in the hobbit. Balin and some fellow dwarfs went to Moria to rebuild it, but they fail since it is populated by a ******** of Orcs and a Balrog. In Lord of rings the fellowship around Gandalf pass through Moria and find the skelettons and journal of this dwarf expedition.
#40 - Ulmer ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
User avatar #2 - leglesslegolegolas (04/02/2014) [-]
We cannot get out... They are coming.
#5 - cursit (04/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Ok lets talk about dwarf feels. I am a huge fan of guild wars 1 and 2 and in the original the dwarfs have to defeat the destroyers and take on what is called the "Rite of the Great Dwarf" and they get strong enough to beat them, but because of the it they are cursed to slowly turn to stone. In Guildwars 2 which is set about 500 years in the future on the very last mission you can find Ogden Stonehealer, a dwarf you fight beside in Guildwars 1 and he is almost completely turned to stone, and he is said to be the last living dwarf. So many feels.
#52 - riayl (04/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Meanwhile Bombur becomes so fat he cannot walk, and is still kicking even after Sauron is defeated.
Meanwhile Bombur becomes so fat he cannot walk, and is still kicking even after Sauron is defeated.
#53 to #52 - riayl (04/02/2014) [-]
Bombur 2016
Bombur 2016
User avatar #17 - ranzoray (04/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Aren't the dwarves supposed to be the jews of middle-earth?
#12 - lotro (04/02/2014) [+] (2 replies)
My dwarf
User avatar #27 - undeadmaus ONLINE (04/02/2014) [+] (8 replies)
Yeah most of them die, a lot of them will die in the third hobbit movie.
User avatar #50 to #49 - gorathsm (04/02/2014) [-]
The books been out for 70 years, it's a bit late for spoilers
#59 - dambusta (04/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
you want dwarf feels? try getting the last human in the universe back to earth, having an entire species evolve and die out in your hold, being run a by a senile computer and having the hologram from hell ordering everthing around you and then being taken apart by a manic group of nanobots!
User avatar #30 - kwanzalord (04/02/2014) [+] (6 replies)
I still don't really know what happened at Moria before the fellowship arrived.
Anyone knowledgeable?
User avatar #42 to #33 - kwanzalord (04/02/2014) [-]
ok, someone gave me the whole story and then I read up:

They dug too far, balrog comes out and kills many. The dwarves flee and abandon the place....now called Moria (the black pit). Orcs and trolls move in and worship balrog. Dwarves come back for revenge, they kill tons of orcs, but then again balrog is too strong.

Finally Balin and a group of dwarves go in to see if they can reclaim Moria as well as some of its treasures. They are successful for some time, but the sheer number of orcs overwhelm them.
#4 - fefe (04/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Not to mention, Oin. The one who cant hear **** gets caught by the Watcher in the Water
User avatar #26 to #25 - IamSofaKingdom (04/02/2014) [-]
The octopus thing that was in the well when the fellowship was approaching the mines of moria.
#68 - icametocomment (04/02/2014) [+] (3 replies)
And didn't one of them get eaten by the monster near the Elven door?
#73 to #68 - spelt (04/02/2014) [-]
Yes Oin, he probably didnt hear him coming
User avatar #45 - jacklane (04/02/2014) [-]
#9 - sidathon (04/02/2014) [+] (5 replies)
I guess they were never... short of breath
User avatar #70 - painfulpain (04/02/2014) [-]
I love how Gandalf doesn't give a **** he just reads sarcastically and doesn't pay either dead friend much attention
User avatar #60 - Dwarf (04/02/2014) [-]
I know that feel, bro.
User avatar #56 - swtorpro (04/02/2014) [-]
What is the significance of Gloin in this post?
User avatar #8 - sunnyrain ONLINE (04/02/2014) [-]
It's the details like these that make me want to die
User avatar #3 - monswine (04/02/2014) [+] (1 reply)
mhmm, and of course *spoilers I guess* Kili and Fili straight up die protecting mortally wounded Thorin. What? You thought the dwarf who falls in love with the Elf would live happily ever after and destabilize thousands of years of cultural dynamics that goes completely unmentioned in the sequel?
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