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User avatar #1 - yutdollacwwwthree
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(10/27/2013) [-]
And here I am making $7.50 an hour

being told I'm making too much money.
User avatar #35 to #1 - arandomanon
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(10/28/2013) [-]
And here I am, making 0$ an hour because here there's no job for anyone.
User avatar #39 to #1 - hemming
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(10/28/2013) [-]
So little?
Here in Denmark, no matter what job you have the minimum wage is around 20 dollars, as long as you're 18 or above..
#40 to #1 - laxatives
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(10/28/2013) [-]
wow, really? I'm 17, in college, making $36.86 an hour.. from norway tho
User avatar #50 to #1 - zombielovez
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(10/28/2013) [-]
i make $9.50 an hour... in Washington State
User avatar #52 to #1 - franklinclinton
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I make 7.75 an hour, but they squeeze so much tax out of you I only come out with like 180 dollars a week.
#55 to #1 - anon id: 40e3f977
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(10/28/2013) [-]
what? you better find a better payed job.
i'm earning 12 euros (16 dollars) an hour for selling hotdogs in an amusement park.
on holidays i get double.
User avatar #115 to #55 - quadrilateral
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You're right, I'm sure he can just go find a better job. Not like all the better jobs don't generally require experience or aren't already taken
User avatar #56 to #1 - yoh **User deleted account**
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(10/28/2013) [-]
Everyone makes more than me.
I make $7.25 an hour.
User avatar #59 to #1 - Viggiator
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7,50?!?! **** bro... i make like 40$ an hour, and I have nothing but high school.
User avatar #65 to #59 - Bad Man
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The **** do you have to do to make $40/hr?
User avatar #68 to #65 - Viggiator
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of course that is before taxes..
User avatar #67 to #65 - Viggiator
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(10/28/2013) [-]
Im a support educator for children with ADHD, in the ages 8 to 12
#96 to #67 - creepyunclebob
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(10/28/2013) [-]
I thought you were going to say you worked online for only a few hours a week.
#109 to #96 - Viggiator
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Yeah, I have this link; 
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Yeah, I have this link; You need to login to view this link in only 3 easy steps you can become rich 4 life!!!
User avatar #71 to #1 - bjartur
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(10/28/2013) [-]
I'm a full time student and I make 150 kr / 27 dollars an hour
User avatar #99 to #71 - JonasWest
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Yeah but to be fair, our gas prices are ******* ridiculous. About $9.60 per gallon.
User avatar #116 to #99 - bjartur
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(10/28/2013) [-]
True ******* that
I figure you're danish hence the gas prices, I'm Faroese. Nice to meet you
#118 to #116 - JonasWest
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I'm actually norwegian, I figured you were too but I forgot Denmark and Sweden also use kr!
I'm actually norwegian, I figured you were too but I forgot Denmark and Sweden also use kr!
#91 to #1 - desreversti
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Are you from the states? I always see americans complaining about their wages, when the minimum wage (earned by about 35% of the population and the rest is not much better) in my country is the equivalent of less than $2 US and stuffs more expensive here than over there. Honest question - Is it really that hard to survive on $7.50 Im really interested to know please explain if you can - i dont really travel so it might be something i am ignorant about ty in advance
User avatar #117 to #91 - yutdollacwwwthree
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Well, I work part-time, and I live at home, so I don't have to pay for food or anything like that. I pay for gas and my mom wants me to pay for my car insurance (my dad said no, he'll pay for it. I love you dad )

I work about 3 hours a day, 5 days a week so that's 7.5 x 15. So that's $112.50 a week, excluding taxes.

Let's say I worked for 50 weeks. That would be 112.50 x 50, which is $5,625 a year. (before income tax and all that ****)

I pay for gas, so let's say I fill up every 2 weeks. 26 x $40= $1,040.

So that's $4,585 before taxes. In my pocket per year.
Taxes: I'll say it's ~35%, is $1,604 in taxes.

By the year is done, I have $2,981.

Which is pretty awesome, but my only expense is gas. Imagine trying to live off of that $3000.

Story (I'll put it in spoiler so you don't have to read it)

My aunt Donna is someone who had to live off of that, and she has an unemployed husband who never graduated high school, and a disabled child. She has a 35 year old van that's about to fall apart, and she's recovering from breast cancer. She's also 64 with her 58 year old husband.
Neither of them went to college back in the 60s-70's, so they have no education.
She lives in a trailer, she can't pay for chemo, and she lost that part-time job she had for 30 years 3 weeks ago now, and her husband's unemployment ran out last month


This is thrown together rather badly, sorry
User avatar #97 to #1 - nigeltheoutlaw
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Thankfully I make more than that or else I wouldn't be able to afford school. I get the same line of ******** that I make too much, though.
User avatar #98 to #1 - kanpai
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i make €3,50....
User avatar #111 to #1 - tiagogo
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I make around 25$ an hour, and I am a full time student... norway is a pretty good.
User avatar #2 to #1 - kaosminett
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(10/27/2013) [-]
wow, what do you do?
User avatar #3 to #2 - lech
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(10/27/2013) [-]
Considering it's about minimum wage. Probably something involving customer service.
User avatar #4 to #3 - kaosminett
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youre probably right
User avatar #5 to #4 - yutdollacwwwthree
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to be precise, I work at Lowe's loading peoples cars with the **** they buy.
User avatar #6 to #5 - kaosminett
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(10/27/2013) [-]
brutal lol
how old are you?
User avatar #7 to #6 - yutdollacwwwthree
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(10/27/2013) [-]
18.
User avatar #8 to #7 - kaosminett
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(10/27/2013) [-]
out of high school?
User avatar #9 to #8 - yutdollacwwwthree
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yes, i'm in college now.

I'm doing this so I can fill up my car with gas.
User avatar #10 to #9 - kaosminett
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hell yeah you are
i just looked at your profile and it says you're in michigan
what are the gas prices like there
im in alberta and we pay approximately $4.14/gallon
User avatar #11 to #10 - yutdollacwwwthree
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Prices here have mostly gone down, about $3.49 a gallon. In places it can be about $3.21 on a good day.
#15 to #11 - panickattack [OP]
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(10/28/2013) [-]
**** YEAH MICHIGAN
I'M FROM MICHIGAN TOO
I HAVE NO CLUE WHY I'M SO EXCITED OVER THIS
User avatar #16 to #15 - yutdollacwwwthree
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are you sure it's not because your username is panickattack
#17 to #16 - panickattack [OP]
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(10/28/2013) [-]
YEAH THAT MAKES MORE SENSE
No not really, it's just a play on my last name.
#18 to #15 - ThekidsTEN
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(10/28/2013) [-]
269 here you?
User avatar #12 to #11 - kaosminett
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I would kill for those prices
User avatar #13 to #12 - yutdollacwwwthree
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I've seen some places down south were it's still in the $2-$3 range, its ********
User avatar #14 to #13 - kaosminett
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i would consider moving down to the states but I already live far enough away from my family
but the price of gas and other goods down there kills me inside
User avatar #36 to #10 - Spitfirex
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It's $3.09 here. And i thought buying premium was expensive.
User avatar #19 to #1 - psykobear
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(10/28/2013) [-]
I'm currently IN college, making 20 cents an hour less than you do.
User avatar #20 to #19 - yutdollacwwwthree
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I am also a full-time student.
User avatar #21 to #20 - psykobear
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Ah, read your other comments wrong. Saw you were 18 and assumed you were just starting college.
User avatar #22 to #21 - yutdollacwwwthree
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I'm a semester in so far. Current one ends December, next one with a my programming classes starts (I think) Jan. 5
User avatar #43 to #19 - MonkeyManz
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(10/28/2013) [-]
are you ok do we need to send help to what ever hole in Africa you are in
User avatar #123 to #43 - psykobear
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Kroger is a **** company to work for...
#41 - batwill **User deleted account**
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Yeah, but Bill Gates wasn't in Space Jam.
#58 to #41 - imayan
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Valid point
#34 - habasparkz
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This is total ********.   
Going to the movies costs like $11 now-a-days.
This is total ********.
Going to the movies costs like $11 now-a-days.
#37 to #34 - megafranco
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Well where I live is only $5.00
Well where I live is only $5.00
User avatar #70 to #34 - sonnyboii
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In norway its like 15
User avatar #76 to #70 - fitemeirl
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What cinemas do you go to? It's like $20 where I live (Also in Norway).
User avatar #83 to #76 - reginleif
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how much is popcorn? Or do you simply eat fish eyes? xD
User avatar #89 to #83 - fitemeirl
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popcorn + half a liter of soda would be ~$13.5
User avatar #95 to #89 - reginleif
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Oh you poor thing.
User avatar #77 to #76 - sonnyboii
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Holy **** seriøst? E ca.90 kr når det e 3D kino <.<
Bur på bygda
User avatar #78 to #77 - fitemeirl
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125kr ($21) for 2D movies and 135kr ($23) for 3D movies in Trondheim.
User avatar #79 to #78 - sonnyboii
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Goddamn
Men dokke i Trondheim he jo Top-notch ****
#103 to #79 - anon id: 0275b16f
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stop speaking norwigger you filthy faggot fucck
User avatar #122 to #103 - sonnyboii
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Nei
User avatar #82 to #79 - fitemeirl
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I guess, it's still pretty expensive though.
User avatar #84 to #82 - sonnyboii
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It is really awkward when you speak english to me fellow norske
User avatar #87 to #84 - fitemeirl
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Sorry, I am doing it for the sake of everyone who scrolls past this. It really annoys me when I read foreign languages on English sites
User avatar #92 to #87 - sonnyboii
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Well that is true, but what can you expect. Its nice to meet fellow countrymen on a site.
(Though there are quite a lot of Norwegians on here)
User avatar #85 to #34 - fukkentyranitar
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Where I live, its damn near 20 bucks per person.
#94 to #34 - creepyunclebob
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I used to live in a military neighborhood, they had a theater on base that cost $3.00 a ticket
User avatar #25 - iwasawa
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(10/28/2013) [-]
That one about the boston marathon really blew me away.



Too soon?
#26 to #25 - trulydeath
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Not too soon-
#27 to #26 - iwasawa
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#28 to #27 - trulydeath
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Not level 2, I'm sorry.
User avatar #29 to #28 - iwasawa
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No worries, haha, have a good one, ^^
#31 to #29 - trulydeath
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Your thumb made me level 2. Here.
User avatar #32 to #31 - iwasawa
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Damn, I should use my powers for good.

THUMB ALL THE THINGS!!
User avatar #33 to #31 - iwasawa
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Litterally just thumbed up every comment here... I'mma thumb some more
User avatar #73 to #25 - leafonthewind
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it swept me off my feet
#51 - waitiknowthisone
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It's **** like this that makes this guy's actions understandable until he poisoned Brock
User avatar #74 to #51 - feelythefeel
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I agree, I don't like being poisoned. Also, I was poisoned!?
User avatar #53 to #51 - benjamino
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Brock had it coming. Little **** playing sonic 06.
User avatar #62 to #53 - majormoron
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Sonic 06? It looked like that Sonic Racing game to me.
User avatar #63 to #62 - benjamino
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Might have been. I thought I remembered reading somewhere it was 06.
User avatar #69 to #63 - holeymoley
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There is a scene where Jesse and Brock are playing against each other in Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) on the Xbox 360.
User avatar #24 - inuyuru
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I'm pretty sure ALL OF THAT ******* MONEY will help him get over it.
User avatar #64 - Bad Man
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I honestly think that past a certain point, it doesn't matter if Bill Gates is richer.
User avatar #102 to #64 - victoronefourtwo
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“I can understand wanting to have a million dollars but once you get beyond that, I have to tell you, it’s the same hamburger.” Bill Gates
User avatar #30 - tabarzins
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Do these rich people ever invest in video games?
Like if they spent a small portion of their money on an mmorpg and just bought everything. They just wiped out all the godly items and made a monopoly on the best items.
User avatar #49 - junkinator
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Bill Gates, Billionaire, Genius, Philanthropist, Creator of what this country finds most holy. Still will never has much money as that one mexican guy
#57 to #49 - anon id: 4ddffd3f
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Funnily enough, according to that most reliable source on the internet (Wikipedia),
Carlos Slim is at US$66.8 billion
Bill Gates is at US$ 72 billion
#101 to #57 - Dwarf
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??
#119 to #101 - anon id: 4ddffd3f
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Well done.
Now look at their individual pages.

WOW SO MUCH EFFORT!
#120 to #119 - Dwarf
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**Dwarf rolled a random image posted in comment #83199 at Music - new music, hip hop music, music lyrics, music online ** And the numbers are still wrong.

WOW SO MUCH IDIOT!
#60 to #49 - etzric
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Gus Fring?
User avatar #66 to #49 - neokun
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Both of them go back and forth gaining first.
#93 to #49 - isaacbn
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>implying.

Bill gates has a greater income and has made more money than Carlos Slim. its just that Bill has donated a ********.
User avatar #110 to #49 - anonefgthree
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Carlos slim has donated 0% of his earnings while Bill Gates has donated like 40% and plans on donating like 99% or something. Also they're actually about the same
User avatar #80 to #49 - reginleif
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Bill Gates donates money like a mofo though, Carlos Slim is the owner of a monopoly in Mexico's communications industry.

We're watching two marathoners race, one with all of his might, and the other having purposely gained 80 lbs.

(To all you metric plebs out there, a lb. is a unit of weight much like a kilogram, but with more freedom).

Also food for thought I doubt Slim will be able to keep making that kind of money with all the recent backlash against his monopoly.
#54 to #49 - tugaii
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Carlos Slim?
User avatar #23 - dnavarre
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$40 million is still a hell of a lot.