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#2 - thecraftedmine (11/18/2015) [-]
...yes, and most people are born in november. Valentines day is 9 months before november
User avatar #43 to #2 - butteredhamster (11/19/2015) [-]
But normal pregnancy time is 40 weeks which is closer to 10 months. Either way, my daughter was born in November. I'm scared.
User avatar #56 to #2 - nerdrage (11/19/2015) [-]
november isnt the month most people are born
User avatar #64 to #2 - anangrytaco (11/19/2015) [-]
Statistics can be so misleading while still displaying the truth, which is why I love and hate it.

The common idiot will be all like "WOOWW serial killers are born on Nombuhhr!"

While it's just the truth is really that more people ****** 9 months prior thus increasing the chances of any type of person being born, one being serial killers. I also bet most doctors were born in november.
#72 to #2 - hanklecram (11/19/2015) [-]
New years is actually a bigger push for people to have drunken sex so people have children mid to late august
User avatar #74 to #72 - hanklecram (11/19/2015) [-]
www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/1039000

"(Also included in the comparison are Schizophrenics, Manic-depressifs, Psychopaths, Hysterics as well as the siblings of the Manic-depressifs and Psychopaths of the study by Lang, 1931.) Schizophrenics show significant deviations in the total yearly distribution of birth as well as in 2 or 3 consecutive months - increased birth-frequency in November, December, January, decreased birth-frequency in February, March and in August, September."

Then again, that's just one piece of data
#47 to #2 - motherfuckingkenji (11/19/2015) [-]
Then I must have been conceived in November because I was born on Valentine's Day.
User avatar #49 to #47 - whatwhen (11/19/2015) [-]
wow
User avatar #66 to #47 - Tusura (11/19/2015) [-]
I get the joke, but in all reality, you're most likely a Freedom baby. July 4th.
User avatar #82 to #66 - motherfuckingkenji (11/19/2015) [-]
Well at least SOMEONE got it.
User avatar #3 to #2 - samples [OP](11/18/2015) [-]
There are also a ton of August birthdays.
#23 to #3 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
i mean christmas and new years is a big sex time too
User avatar #37 to #23 - jaytothadee (11/19/2015) [-]
You made me realize Im a new year baby xd
#46 to #37 - animesource ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
I'm either mother's or father's birthday baby. Their birthdays are only 2 weeks apart.
#38 to #37 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
september birth?
User avatar #39 to #38 - jaytothadee (11/19/2015) [-]
Nah august I was a premie
User avatar #40 to #39 - jaytothadee (11/19/2015) [-]
Due in september though
#81 to #23 - tangedal (11/19/2015) [-]
**tangedal used "*roll picture*"**
**tangedal rolled image** Christmas is biggest suicide time too I believe.
#16 to #3 - blargenflargle ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Damn it Samples you don't gotta go pointing out facts all the time
User avatar #17 to #16 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
You love me.
#18 to #17 - blargenflargle ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
Let us live peacefully in our sick delusions of grandeur!
User avatar #19 to #18 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
I shall, carry on.
#12 to #2 - randaxkull (11/19/2015) [-]
My birthday is in exactly one week.
#6 - DementedDoom (11/18/2015) [-]
Most of these involve parents.
User avatar #67 to #6 - philopsychological (11/19/2015) [-]
yeah, 8 / 10
Too much dad
#1 - canichaikait (11/18/2015) [-]
Geez, some of those hit close to home.
#8 - geofalke (11/19/2015) [-]
"WTF fun fact #2038. Most of the serial killers are born in November"


My self-declared "weird, nonconformist" little brother's birthday was last week.


this is not a very fun fact
User avatar #9 to #8 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
My little sisters is the 21st. She is pretty normal though.
User avatar #10 to #9 - geofalke (11/19/2015) [-]
yeah but I doubt your little sister actively tries to be as weird as possible just for the sake of somehow "defeating society" and it's "amoral standards"
User avatar #11 to #10 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
Nope, soccer player, in college to become a neonatal nurse, cute, funny, preppy, and a freaking sweetheart to the core.
User avatar #32 to #11 - geofalke (11/19/2015) [-]
you wouldn't happen to able able to hood a dude up would ya? ;D


please?

oh god I'm so lonely TT_TT
User avatar #58 to #32 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
She's seeing a guy. I don't like him, but, hey.
#20 to #8 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
False. I've tendencies to kil my own little brother. and most people i've met here aswell as over the video games. And I'm not from november.
User avatar #50 to #8 - assrocket (11/19/2015) [-]
My little brother is the youngest in our family and he grew up during the final years of my parents' marriage. He has anger issues and behavioural problems. He's turning 11 tomorrow.
#21 - Sperit (11/19/2015) [-]
That is why im dedicating my life to my future kids
college paid for
I'm spending time with them daily
Im going to go to multiple school functions
and make sure that they don't have to live through a divorce
User avatar #73 to #63 - heartlessrobot (11/19/2015) [-]
What the **** does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #76 to #73 - newdevyx (11/19/2015) [-]
A Social Justice Coup

TL;DR some college students acted like little kids.
User avatar #77 to #76 - heartlessrobot (11/19/2015) [-]
That has nothing to do with not physically and emotionally abusing your child.
User avatar #22 to #21 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
Good on you! Stick with it, it's worth it.
#13 - walcorn (11/19/2015) [-]
**** u ***** , I love mashed potatoes
User avatar #14 to #13 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
Yes, but, mashed potatoes with no butter or salt or pepper? No seasoning, just potatoes, everyday for the rest of your life?
User avatar #15 to #14 - walcorn (11/19/2015) [-]
**** I need pepper
#24 to #14 - metacobalion ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
As an Irish person I ******* love mashed potatoes by themselves, heck just steaming them is fine.
User avatar #25 to #24 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
You have no soul.
User avatar #26 to #25 - metacobalion ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
I'm Irish, not ******* ginger.
User avatar #27 to #26 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
Take your ash mouth elsewhere.
#31 to #14 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
yup, funny story, i lived off of boxed mash for three months. super cheap, yummy, low cook time. after a while i had a preference to the ratio of water to box mash, also preferential spoon, slop bowl. eventually it became habit, box mash and cup o' milk for every meal. dropped about 28lbs (about 12.5kg). the cashier at the local pig knew me by name and the subtotal every time i went there. it was good fun. you should try it.
User avatar #33 to #31 - magicpotato (11/19/2015) [-]
appears i forgot to log on. username says it all
#28 - medexplain (11/19/2015) [-]
My immunity genes are the opposite of mine.
#48 - ciacheczko (11/19/2015) [-]
What the **** , woman? Who just immediately starts crying when they fall over?

When I fall over, I just hope no one saw and get my sorry ass out of there, trying to contain the spaghetti.
#44 - iwillrulenorway (11/19/2015) [-]
we both know he ****** that cat
User avatar #42 - laky (11/19/2015) [-]
You seem to be going through a lot of issues. You need somebody to talk to?
User avatar #59 to #42 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
Actually, I was going through a lot. I am all good now. It's part of the reason I made this comp. Previously, this would have all just hurt.
User avatar #51 - braveblue (11/19/2015) [-]
OP are you okay? Some of these seem like something a sad or depressed person would post.

This post made me a little sad.
User avatar #60 to #51 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
I'm good now. About a 6 months back, I wasn't so great. I made this comp to kind of clean out. These things were very close to home previously, now, they are just something to look back on.
User avatar #85 to #60 - braveblue (11/20/2015) [-]
Good to hear that you're feeling better, most of this **** kind of hit home for me as well, and probably a lot of others, good to hear that you are getting better.
#84 - adplum ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
that comp was just a rollercoaster of emotion
#75 - iitoxictz (11/19/2015) [-]
quick edit
#70 - hanklecram (11/19/2015) [-]
I'd love to be payed 50$ for this one off kinda job, do people honestly have this work though?
User avatar #71 to #70 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
I pay people to do odd jobs outside my house. My husband works a lot, and I have a lot of stuff to juggle, so, periodically I have college students come do this and that, but, some of it is not super easy work. Generally 50 dollars gets it.
#55 - anon (11/19/2015) [-]
My birthday was yesterday..... you better watch out
#54 - majordegree (11/19/2015) [-]
What can I say? I just love every animal.
#52 - newprinny ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
#45 - assassindash (11/19/2015) [-]
**assassindash used "*roll picture*"**
**assassindash rolled image**
Dumping a roll.
#36 - daemonicdemeanor ONLINE (11/19/2015) [-]
**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**Well, it sucks that I'm depressed, but at least I don't have social anxiety.
User avatar #61 to #36 - samples [OP](11/19/2015) [-]
Depression sucks, but, I promise it gets better! Social anxiety is wretched, but, without depression, it's easier to deal with.
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