Dude. Woah. DeathBulge. ALI.. that is a smart decision, having a wallet full of monopoly money and having a small wallet with actual money Dude Woah DeathBulge ALI that is a smart decision having wallet full of monopoly money and small with actual
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - razerdude
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(07/04/2014) [-]
that is a smart decision, having a wallet full of monopoly money and having a small wallet with actual money
User avatar #21 to #1 - kirkbot
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(07/04/2014) [-]
I always carry a small coinpurse with only coins in it and my actual wallet with bills and cards and all
I've never been mugged, but I would imagine throwing all my coins in the burglars face and run away while he's confused
#13 to #1 - irepostcomments
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(07/04/2014) [-]
any thief who's not an idiot just takes the money so they will probably notice, if they do could just act crazy and they would probably leave you
#27 to #1 - anon id: 7639748e
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(07/05/2014) [-]
Rather than running the risk of a robber discovering your ruse and deciding to kill you, instead keep a second wallet with a small amount of money in real bills and coins and some expired ID cards (don't necessarily have to be yours, no point giving him your address). No mugger is going to stop and check if the date on the driver's license is correct until he's far away from you, and there's nothing otherwise to tell him that isn't your real wallet. Sure, you lose $20 and a cheap wallet, but to me that's worth not losing your real wallet or your life.
User avatar #5 to #1 - toosexyforyou
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(07/04/2014) [-]
Yeah smart until the thief looks into the wallet and shoots you.
User avatar #11 to #5 - heartlessrobot
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(07/04/2014) [-]
Hand him an empty wallet and say "***** I'm broke as ****, but you can have this **** anyways".
User avatar #14 to #5 - icameheretotroll
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(07/04/2014) [-]
I doubt he'd shoot you
like 90% of the robbers don't want to kill anyone
#24 to #14 - anon id: 370efa2b
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(07/04/2014) [-]
Depends on the place. If it was Brazil, 50/50 they'll take the money and shoot you or leave you be.
#19 to #14 - anon id: 9b5c72a1
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(07/04/2014) [-]
I wouldn't want to take the chance. 9/10 are pretty good odds, but I'd rather take 99/100 and lose all my money
#6 to #5 - anon id: 7c6af124
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(07/04/2014) [-]
>robber looks down to wallet
>not kicking him in the nuts while pushing the gun away than disarming or stabbing him

there aint no rules when they point a gun at you
User avatar #7 to #6 - toosexyforyou
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(07/04/2014) [-]
We can make up scenarios where you overpower an armed robber all day but the reality is that it's not likely.
#8 to #7 - anon id: 7c6af124
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(07/04/2014) [-]
it depends on the situation realy
if the robber is dumb enough to push the gun on your head or chest, then it's an easy situation.
if he shows it, than moves it to his hip, good luck reaching it.
same goes with a blade.

if i know i can act the question is that do i realy want to. if yes, there is no going back.
#28 to #8 - deadmanlopez
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(07/07/2014) [-]
watch out everyone we got a badass over here, he's probably been taking karate lessons at his community center and reads biology books to study pressure points and stuff. He trains with the bow staff mop handle he carefully crafted and he can beat up a guy 2 grades higher than him, I've seen it! I know I wouldn't want to run into him in a dark alley
#4 - diedede
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(07/04/2014) [-]
YFW the entire universe isn't real.
#12 - anotheroneonearth
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(07/04/2014) [-]
am I really sure this life is real?
am I really sure this life is real?
User avatar #26 to #12 - milomcrobbie
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(07/04/2014) [-]
I THINK THEREFORE I AM - white technology guy
#20 to #12 - chrispoot
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(07/04/2014) [-]
The man's sudden reaction reminds me so much of this guy's
The man's sudden reaction reminds me so much of this guy's
#3 - spamzor
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(07/04/2014) [-]
"Fake universe"
Still experiencing a full lifetime, and in this comic, a robbery.
#18 - RedHulk
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(07/04/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** wtf is with people's hair in these comics?!
#22 to #18 - NubiusMaximus
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(07/04/2014) [-]
It's better than the norm. I kinda liked it.
#23 to #22 - RedHulk
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(07/04/2014) [-]
**RedHulk rolled image** We gonna fuk or wat?
#9 - nibbero
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(07/04/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#10 - include
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User avatar #2 - moetron
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(07/04/2014) [-]
Damn, this **** really makes you think.
User avatar #15 to #2 - darthblam
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(07/04/2014) [-]
Not really.
User avatar #17 - warioteam
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(07/04/2014) [-]
"heh, jokes on him, he is a fake god"
then everything ended
User avatar #16 - thebritishguy
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(07/04/2014) [-]
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