Duct Tape. . During a private "illain" fishing excursion in the Alaskan wilderness, The chartered pilot and Fishermen left a cooler and Bait in the plane, A bea
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Submitted: 01/31/2014
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User avatar #3 - optimussum (01/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Repair +1
User avatar #12 - josieabby (01/31/2014) [+] (9 replies)
I was taking a nice, hot, soapy shower when I noticed a nasty lump on my anus.
My doctor scheduled surgery to remove and biopsy the lump for a few days later.
I was positioned on the table like a triangle with my ass in the air.
The doctor proceeded to inject several Lidocaine shots into my anus in a circular pattern.
Shortly after, the doctor muttered something so horrible..."I'm going to need some duct tape."
One of the nurses returned with a roll of duct tape, and then the doctor said something you don't hear every day...."I'm going to use this duct tape so I can spread your buttocks apart to give me better access."
He attached one end of the duct tape to my right buttocks, pulled the tape tight, and wrapped the other end around the rail at the edge of the table that keeps you from falling off. He did the same thing to my left buttocks.
So now, my ass is pointing straight up in the air and spread apart, so anyone who wanted to could have played a challenging round of golf with it.
He injected about 20 more Lidocaine shots around the lump then simply cut the lump off.
Turns out it was a benign tumor with no complications.
Thank God for duct tape.

(True story, but not mine.)
#8 - josieabby (01/31/2014) [+] (4 replies)
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#29 - mrleopardgecko (01/31/2014) [+] (8 replies)
behold, this picture of my car i use too much
User avatar #1 - mkgt (01/31/2014) [+] (7 replies)
Someone call the Mythbusters
User avatar #4 to #1 - secretmouse (01/31/2014) [-]
Actually, The Mythbusters have already done a duct tape plane one.

And yes, the plane did fly.
#50 - royrogersmcfreely (01/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
She's built like a steak-house, but she handles like a bistro
#56 - triplexrated **User deleted account** (02/01/2014) [-]
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#87 - rickyleipzig (02/01/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Just think how many girls you could rape with 3 cases of duct tape
#112 - thematthew (02/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
#80 - tommythecatt (02/01/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Red Green would be proud.
#28 - ellina (01/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
They don´t made the deal..
#27 - stoicnotion (01/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #71 - mangostormlegend (02/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
See, you say "never leave home without duct tape" but are you really willing to carry 3 cases of duct tape with you wherever you go?
User avatar #79 to #71 - ilovehitler (02/01/2014) [-]
Are you saying you don't?
#55 - yumz (02/01/2014) [+] (13 replies)
gunna get u faggit TAKE THIS COCKSUCKE- shiet NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
gunna get u faggit TAKE THIS COCKSUCKE- shiet NOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooo
#68 - jamessevensix (02/01/2014) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #99 - AdamBaum (02/01/2014) [-]
So basically we should shoot bears at airplanes instead of missiles?
#22 - karvarausku ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #62628 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** Gorilla tape, just like duct tape, but much stronger.
**karvarausku rolled a random image posted in comment #62628 at PARTY CONTAINMENT CHAMBER. PARTY OR DIE. YOU CANNOT LEAVE ** Gorilla tape, just like duct tape, but much stronger.
#7 - aulubear (01/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
..

His fault for leaving his food out in the open.
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