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springbok (09/22/2015) [-] 
How to test for drugs in Florida:
"Sir, are you on drugs?"
"Yeah...... I mean no....... wait, what was the question again?"
"Sir, are you on drugs?"
"Yeah...... I mean no....... wait, what was the question again?"
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friedgreenpomatoes (09/23/2015) [-] as someone who has been to Key West, I must disagree
but then Key West is probably the only civilized part of the entire state for all I know
but then Key West is probably the only civilized part of the entire state for all I know
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synthane (09/23/2015) [-] Sarasota mentioned, swell with corrupt police, crazy hobos, and entitled rich old people.
Well, the hobos are less of a thing now since we started picking them up and shipping them to other cities I'm serious. Any hobo found in downtown Sarasota gets transferred to somewhere else so it isn't our problem anymore.
Well, the hobos are less of a thing now since we started picking them up and shipping them to other cities I'm serious. Any hobo found in downtown Sarasota gets transferred to somewhere else so it isn't our problem anymore.
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rockerforlife (09/23/2015) [-] the worst florida the best florida.
Miami is ******* great, Orlando is decent, everywhere else sucks except Ft. Myers and St. Augustine if you're a dork like me
Tallahassee and Gainesville are the most boring ******* places in existence and Daytona is full of white trash hookers.
Also Cuban master race ************ . I took Cuban pastries to my girlfriend and her family in PA and they all ******* swooned. Cuban cuisine is life you ****** jew.
Pic related, it's you
Miami is ******* great, Orlando is decent, everywhere else sucks except Ft. Myers and St. Augustine if you're a dork like me
Tallahassee and Gainesville are the most boring ******* places in existence and Daytona is full of white trash hookers.
Also Cuban master race ************ . I took Cuban pastries to my girlfriend and her family in PA and they all ******* swooned. Cuban cuisine is life you ****** jew.
Pic related, it's you
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supahsayin (09/23/2015) [-] Cuban food is my ******* lord and savior, Cuban mixes, mojo pork, croquetas, Yuca, Jupiña, Picadillo, ropa vieja, guava pastries, black beans and rice, and papas rellenas are all part of the god-tier food plate. On top of that, I get all the Key Lime pie over here in Key West.
Also, I'm wondering what people from other parts of Florida, and even other states think of Key West, what they know about it, opinions, **** like that. Help a conch out?
Also, I'm wondering what people from other parts of Florida, and even other states think of Key West, what they know about it, opinions, **** like that. Help a conch out?
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rockerforlife (09/23/2015) [-] to my family and my circle Key West is party central. When my family and I went on vacation I was underage so there wasn't much to do. Literally all the streets were bars and clubs. The beaches are obviously pretty nice and I was dying to go to Hemingway's house but we didn't have time. Otherwise it's pretty normal, there was a fair share of homeless and crazy people, beautiful architecture, chill ambiance. It's no Ft. Myer's beach but I'd go again when I'm 21.
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supahsayin (09/24/2015) [-] Here's some protips: The best beach here that isn't owned by an expensive ass hotel is in the Fort Zachary Taylor state park, and while it DOES have an admission fee (nothing above 20 dollars), it has the best water, bathrooms, tables, rentable lounge chairs, if I'm correct, rentable watersports, the water is cool and clean (The water at smather's is pretty abominable, it's far away from any sort of current, so it usually ends up feeling semi-stagnated, and occasionally needs to be quarantined to to contamination or algae bloom, albeit the sand's good and there's a lot of rentable stuff). , chocolate covered Key Lime pie slices on a stick, the fort, while a little bare, is still pretty nice to look at a few times. Along with that, there's a very pleasant nature trail, some times annually they have art sculptures shown off, and you get to see where the cruise ships come in.
The Key West tourist route is basically one large roundabout - if you follow the main roads you'll come back to the entrance of the island, sooner or later. I'm gonna recommend that if you ever come here again, El Siboney is an A++ place to go for Cuban food. If you want reliably good pizza, pasta, garlic knots, you should go to Big John's not to be confused with the large chain company Papa John's . If you want wings, go to WingMasters - they got wings. Holy ******* **** do they have wings. The chinese food in Key West overall is leagues better than in the rest of the state - according to what I hear.
When you're 21, you should definitely try the Duval Crawl. I'm not 21 yet either, so I can't tell you too much about where the good bars are at.
If anyone has questions about Key West, I'll be your guy. Good thing is that if I don't know something, the entire city is in walking distance.
The Key West tourist route is basically one large roundabout - if you follow the main roads you'll come back to the entrance of the island, sooner or later. I'm gonna recommend that if you ever come here again, El Siboney is an A++ place to go for Cuban food. If you want reliably good pizza, pasta, garlic knots, you should go to Big John's not to be confused with the large chain company Papa John's . If you want wings, go to WingMasters - they got wings. Holy ******* **** do they have wings. The chinese food in Key West overall is leagues better than in the rest of the state - according to what I hear.
When you're 21, you should definitely try the Duval Crawl. I'm not 21 yet either, so I can't tell you too much about where the good bars are at.
If anyone has questions about Key West, I'll be your guy. Good thing is that if I don't know something, the entire city is in walking distance.
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toxicplague (09/23/2015) [-] I liked west palm beach, especially loxahatchee. It's the only place I've ever felt home in. I go to university in Tampa now. Dear god am I Florida man?
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skeletorexplains ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-] Enough power to make an Abo's hand white.
What a legend.
What a legend.
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tealkangaroo ONLINE (09/22/2015) [-] as much as this is facebook unnecessary-caption **** , I do actually like the content
it's rare to hear my own accent on the internet so aus posts usually get bonus point from me
it's rare to hear my own accent on the internet so aus posts usually get bonus point from me
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bakagaijin (09/23/2015) [-]
How they test for drinking and driving in Ireland youtu.be/5H5Tsi_4tRE
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bloodyrush (09/23/2015) [-]
the Vegemite we eat keeps us safe from dropbears. i wont reveal the secret ti hoop snakes as we need some kind of protection against military invasion.
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bigtitsathome (09/23/2015) [-] the tv show is called open slather
it is amazing and hilarious
watch it on primewire.ag
you wont be disappointed
it is amazing and hilarious
watch it on primewire.ag
you wont be disappointed
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syrianassassinback (09/23/2015) [-] **syrianassassinback used "*roll 1, cah answer*"**
**syrianassassinback rolls The inevitable heat death of the universe.**
what is skeletorexplains wasted on
**syrianassassinback rolls The inevitable heat death of the universe.**
what is skeletorexplains wasted on
