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Attacked her boyfriend for trying to break up
with her
Repeatedly beat her husband with a golf club
when she found him in bed with another
woman
Beat her husband with the toaster for not
cooking her breakfast properly
Stalked ex bf and threatened him and his new
Dealt ecstacy to an undercover cop
Was arrested then took off her
shoe and beat the officer with it. He had to call
for backup
Making meth
manor»: VIA
Shoplifting a top
Saw her ex bf on a date at the movies, arrested
for assault and battery
18 yrs old selling Xanax
Shoplifting

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#10 - funnyhard (12 hours ago) [-]

How much for the prostitute?

#67 to #10 - AngryRedMidget (1 hour ago) [-]

For real though, she's probably run 150-200 an hour.

#45 to #10 - krayon ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]

**krayon used "*roll picture*"**
**krayon rolled image** hmmm about tree fiddy!

#47 to #45 - lebrew (2 hours ago) [-]

I know it´s a random roll and all, but i still hate you and wish bad hair upon you.

#48 to #47 - krayon ONLINE (2 hours ago) [-]

**krayon used "*roll picture*"**
**krayon rolled image** That's kind of ironic, because ****** I've been bald since I was like 23 haha.

#59 to #45 - sircrocodile ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]

I have been spoiler free this whole time and just read this... I work long shifts and rarely get time to play. All my mates done playing but I'm getting there.. Sunday night I got up to the part where I met my son...

#69 to #59 - bolas ONLINE (57 minutes ago) [-]

That spoiler isn't accurate, man. Don't worry about it.

#61 to #10 - timbic (1 hour ago) [-]

GIF

#30 to #10 - nedac (4 hours ago) [-]

**nedac used "*roll 1, 1-100*"**
**nedac rolls 092**

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#32 - iamnotgoodwithname (3 hours ago) [-]

breaking bad and breaking hearts

#72 to #32 - anon (22 minutes ago) [-]

She looks like Hillary Duff on meth

#74 to #32 - JHDog ONLINE (19 minutes ago) [-]

I felt she was the least attractive out of all of them

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#6 - idanlavi (19 hours ago) [-]

i see you guys found all of my ex's

#15 to #6 - worldatarms (8 hours ago) [-]

You have a horrible taste in girlfriends
Yes they're beauties, but they're all insane

#20 to #15 - anon (5 hours ago) [-]

aren't they all?

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#14 to #6 - shaydarol (8 hours ago) [-]

Wow, being in a relationship with you really leaves them ****** up

#31 - anon (3 hours ago) [-]

Wait...arrested for JAYWALKING? WTF.

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#33 to #31 - iamnotgoodwithname (3 hours ago) [-]

i think the beating the officer with her shoe part had something to do with it...

#41 to #33 - weinerdick (2 hours ago) [-]

Arrested for jaywalking THEN took off her shoe and beat the cop with it

#38 to #33 - metaridleyx (3 hours ago) [-]

But it implies she was already being arrested, when she hit him with the shoe, so even if she didn't she would still be arrested.

#39 to #38 - iamnotgoodwithname (3 hours ago) [-]

we dont know that, cop might have given her a warning

#56 to #38 - dehnoobshow ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]

>>#41,
But.
But
When arrested you have your arms behind you back
How could she take off her shoe and hit people with it?
Is pussy game that strong?

#62 to #56 - weinerdick (1 hour ago) [-]

maybe he was in the act of "arms behind your back" blah blah blah and she just took it off and beat him upside the head

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#1 - eggsontoast ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]

And the point of this was? Because I see no funny.

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#3 to #1 - justleaving (21 hours ago) [-]

White privilege?

#5 to #3 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]

hot bitches needing a ******* by the prison guards? sounds like what I do now! HAHA

#9 to #5 - mimisiku (12 hours ago) [-]

Difference between prison and jail. Highly doubt any of them saw the inside of a prison.

#8 to #3 - eggsontoast ONLINE (17 hours ago) [-]

I suppose. I dont see any Dindus.

#12 to #1 - langweilig (10 hours ago) [-]

is it perhaps junk? then ******* red thumb the piss out of it and move on

#19 to #1 - Einsty ONLINE (5 hours ago) [-]

The proverbial other side of the story. A statement that refutes the "all women are angels" attitude some people hold.

But what do I know, OP hasn't said and it well could be just his fetish or something.

#70 to #19 - donatelo ONLINE (56 minutes ago) [-]

And literally who on this site has that view on women?

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#7 - anon (18 hours ago) [-]

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**anonymous rolled image** "Public drunkenness" is a crime with jail time? Damn, US is real land of free.

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#35 to #7 - asleepyplatypus (3 hours ago) [-]

it is not illegal in Missouri
www.moga.mo.gov/mostatutes/stathtml/57400000751.html
See also: en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcohol_laws_of_Missouri
Technically K.C. never accepted prohibition and continued to serve alcohol.
God bless Missouri

#11 to #7 - lemonpizzapie (11 hours ago) [-]

nice roll, and it is ****** up. But it's probably more of a sleeping off the buzz type of thing, rather than a real offense.

#25 to #11 - valintina (4 hours ago) [-]

Yep, stations usually have a drunk tank or they contract out to another facility that houses drunks until they are sober again.

#66 - dorg (1 hour ago) [-]

Prostitution should not be illegal.
Buying and pimping prostitutes should be.
That is how we have it in Sweden and it is by far the best solution. It ensures that if the prostitute is mistreated he/she can always call the cops without having to worry about being arrested. It ensures that some of the most exposed people of society can get help if they want to. Allowing them to get help to change lifestyle.

#44 - trescope (2 hours ago) [-]

Yo, shoplifter, prostitute, and xanax girl tho...

#2 - evilkingganon ONLINE (23 hours ago) [-]

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#4 to #2 - anon (20 hours ago) [-]

**anonymous used "*roll picture*"**
**anonymous rolled image** milfs...

#50 - duelknight (1 hour ago) [-]

This seems kinda normal though doesn't it?

#42 - bakinboy (2 hours ago) [-]

people frequently make the mistake in believing that women, especially very attractive ones, are somehow inherently better people.

women can be just as ****** and ugly on the inside as any man

#28 - okamibanshu (4 hours ago) [-]

i bet you 10/1 that none of them are still in jail past 5 years at the max

#68 to #28 - anon (57 minutes ago) [-]

assuming most of their crimes were harmless (besides beating her ex with a golf club and depending how much meth/xanax they were carrying) it's pretty believable that under any circumstance they wouldn't have gotten longer than 5 years. The average sentence for rape is 4-5 years. (just as comparison for something you would consider a horrible crime)

#71 to #68 - okamibanshu (41 minutes ago) [-]

since when was rape only 4-5 i thought that was a hell of a lot longer

#49 - LewdFlapjack (2 hours ago) [-]

TBH I think a cop who arrests someone for jay walking should be beaten with a shoe.

#52 to #49 - bitchitroll ONLINE (1 hour ago) [-]

he was probably stopping her for jaywalking to give her warning or something before the arrest or shoe

#54 to #52 - LewdFlapjack (1 hour ago) [-]

Is jokes, comrade.

#65 to #49 - shutupsocks (1 hour ago) [-]

Enforcing jaywalking laws is ridiculous in most situations, but apparently, it is a necessary law because there are still some idiots who try to cross a 6 lane highway with a 50mph speed limit where there is no crosswalk.

I know because a few years ago, I witnessed some woman try to do this and stopped walking in the middle of the traffic, so everyone around me had to slam their brakes to keep from hitting her...and then the guy behind me wasn't paying attention and slammed into me. I was fine, but he totalled his car. (The woman made it across the street, too.)