Drill Instructor. Eat your veggies, kids.. Anonymous Sat Feb Us 01: 52: 40 2013 hlo. 79811939 view Report 1353 Ne got a personal story: Qbasic Training Hall, ea
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Drill Instructor

Eat your veggies, kids.

Anonymous Sat Feb Us 01: 52: 40 2013 hlo. 79811939 view Report
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Ne got a personal story:
Qbasic Training
Hall, eating dinner
darther served I hate.
e! eat everything except forthe Cauliflower, stand up, and begin walking overdo the area where you leave plates
runs all the way across the chow hall and begins screaming at me, ", WHY THE HAVENT VOL! EATEN ALL YOUR FOOI?!?!"
Drill Instructor, this recruit does not like ."
U OON' T LIKE ******* VEGETABLES??"
Drill Instructor, this recruit likes vegetables, but this recruit does not like ."
U NEED TC) EAT ALL YOUR VEGETABLES F YOU' RE GOING TC) GROW UP TC) BE A BIG STRONG "
grabs the fork on my plate and stabs one ofthe
C) PENI." he screams and I open my mouth.
places the cauliflower in my mouth and screams "CHEW!"
e! chew and swallow and he screams "MAMM, ******* ) Uzl."
continues to feed me cauliflower as the rest ofthe chow hall stares on
Hm trying to hold backseats, terrified and confused as to whythe ******** giant man is feeding me like a baby
Ols are ******* crazy, man.
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Submitted: 04/09/2014
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#1 - archet (04/09/2014) [-]
**archet rolled image** That doesn't sound like cauliflower story.
**archet rolled image** That doesn't sound like cauliflower story.
User avatar #2 - torchrose (04/10/2014) [-]
I'm joining the RCAF later this year, part of me wants awesome stories like this in basic, another part makes me want it to be uneventful
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