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Dreams don't always come true

we' re we dense
ha The microwave.
gm radiation.
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Submitted: 06/16/2014
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#4 - lirfy (06/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
#3 - ashedust (06/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I dunno... I was playing Fallout 3 and got that quest to purposely get radiation poisoning for this chicks book. I got the ability to slowly regenerate broken limbs.
I dunno... I was playing Fallout 3 and got that quest to purposely get radiation poisoning for this chicks book. I got the ability to slowly regenerate broken limbs.
User avatar #2 - thesavagebreast (06/17/2014) [+] (3 replies)
I used to stand in front of the microwave because I thought that I would turn into the Hulk
#6 - dragemit (06/17/2014) [+] (5 replies)
Microwaves aren't dangerous if you stand near them.
User avatar #8 - unstoppablegiggle (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Really you don't have to worry about radiation from them that often. The microwaves are actually fairly long. That's why there is a screen with holes in it on the door, you can see in but the microwaves can't get out. Just make sure you clean the window from time to time so food and grease build up doesn't allow the waves to pass through.

REMEMBER KIDS RADIATION IS OK IN SMALL AMOUNTS FOR SMALL AMOUNTS OF TIME BUT IT STACKS LIKE YO MOMMAS ASS.
User avatar #44 - shreddednation (06/17/2014) [+] (11 replies)
You'll get radiation?
Uhm. Do you mean:
Radiation sickness
Radiation poisoning
Cancer
Advanced radiation sickness
You don't get radiation. You get irradiated.
User avatar #5 - tdogmeds (06/17/2014) [-]
There would be nothing left to bury.
You'd have to flush or burn it.
User avatar #12 - wilfredfanforever (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
We use to always use microwaves. Then one day my mother read in some book that they gave off radiation and were a Nazi invention. Not long after that, we no longer had one.
User avatar #14 to #12 - hasinvadedyou ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
its not too bad, i stopped using mircrowaves for a while not for any ******** radiation reason but because i like crispy food. I had a toaster oven i used to make hotpockets, sandwiches, chicken nuggets, burritos etc. in and it was worth the wait. Plus unless it cant fit into the toaster oven its better to use one because it takes less time heating up and uses far less energy than a regular one.
#10 - jaked ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Except microwaves can't escape the microwave machine because it has a Faraday cage in it. That's what that pattern is on the window.
#55 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
So... Was this lizard christian?
#54 - baaltomekk ONLINE (06/17/2014) [-]
Are there really people who think microwave radiation is the same as radioactive radiation? Or that there is any danger coming from a microwave at all?
Are there really people who think microwave radiation is the same as radioactive radiation? Or that there is any danger coming from a microwave at all?
#50 - chaossniper (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
is it bad if i want to try this
#47 - admantris (06/17/2014) [-]
**admantris rolled image**
#39 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
#38 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Unlike UV, X-Ray & Gamma, which are Ionizing radiations, Visible Light, Infra-Red, Microwaves & Radio waves are not. They're completely harmless, unless you happen to get a specific frequency, & heat up something. Although, the heating effect from a Microwave oven is basically non existent due to the shielding on the glass window & the Microwave itself.

At least, that's my AS-Level understanding of how electromagnetic radiation works. Correct me if I'm wrong.
#36 - pentathengone (06/17/2014) [-]
I stand in front of the microwave because I am hungry...


Hitlers Signature with transparent background for no reason.
#29 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
what were they even able to bury
#28 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
Stick your face right up to where the magnetron is located for a few hours. It's not going to do anything.
#15 - anonymous (06/17/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** mfw
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