Dream story

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#3 - deezknuts (04/29/2014) [+] (10 replies)
>dreaming   
>can do anything   
>could 						****					 any girl   
>faps
>dreaming
>can do anything
>could **** any girl
>faps
User avatar #11 - combatplatypus (04/30/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Every time I realize I'm dreaming, I wake up...
#55 - aforest (04/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
"in my home town (Europe)"

That's a big ******* town.
#21 - infinitereaper (04/30/2014) [-]
>be dreaming   
>realize I can do anything   
>wake up   
>be dreaming   
>about to sexy time   
>wake up   
>every single time
>be dreaming
>realize I can do anything
>wake up
>be dreaming
>about to sexy time
>wake up
>every single time
User avatar #46 - douevensax (04/30/2014) [+] (7 replies)
"Hey I'm lucid dreaming, nows the time to have sex."

50% of the time it doesn't happen.
30% of the time it feels like I'm gonna pee and even in dreams where Im not lucid, peeing in dream means peeing IRL.
25% the girl has something weird with her. One had a coin slot for a vagina.
5% I got some.

That 5% was my sister.

It still haunts me.
User avatar #52 to #46 - mrkek (04/30/2014) [-]
I totally feel ya.

But im starting to get used to seeing your sister every time though.
#27 - mrswagly (04/30/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Great OP, here come the special snowflakes with their unique dream experiences or how they don't have dreams at all.
Great OP, here come the special snowflakes with their unique dream experiences or how they don't have dreams at all.
#62 - gibroner (04/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
>Be dreaming that I'm in a play and they changed all the scene blocking around last minute and told everyone else but me   
>realize this show doesn't open for another 2 months and I must be dreaming    
>jump off stage and decide I'm going to turn into a dragon    
>start transforming into a dragon    
>people in the auditorium fleeing in terror    
>wake up   
 just when that 						****					 was getting good
>Be dreaming that I'm in a play and they changed all the scene blocking around last minute and told everyone else but me
>realize this show doesn't open for another 2 months and I must be dreaming
>jump off stage and decide I'm going to turn into a dragon
>start transforming into a dragon
>people in the auditorium fleeing in terror
>wake up
just when that **** was getting good
User avatar #1 - itsaggron ONLINE (04/29/2014) [+] (3 replies)
That's called lucid dreaming and its ******* great. It can be induced if you want to try it again.
#60 - mattdoggy (04/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Only did three lucid dreams
>see thread about how fun it is and not that hard to do
>i think it might be an interesting thing to try it out and go for it
>sure enough within the week i get my first lucid dream
>i realize it is a dream right away and start doing the basics
>touch my fingers together, try and smell some things, try and feel different textures and pains
>i max out my ability to feel everything perfectly
>start imagining simple stuff like flowers and generate one perfectly and it smells and feels just like a rose should
>the thorn even hurt my finger and i could feel warm blood
>i get super excited which is bad because is made me immediately wake up
>pro tip, keep calm and don't go to far to fast
#37 - avarius (04/30/2014) [+] (10 replies)
I have yet to have a successful lucid dream. Everytime I try it, it either doesn't work or I can't even get to the paralysis...
I have yet to have a successful lucid dream. Everytime I try it, it either doesn't work or I can't even get to the paralysis...
#22 - euroblend (04/30/2014) [-]
Every time I am right about to have sex with a chick in my dream I wake up.
Oh, you're making moves on that chick and about to bone? Alarm.
You wanted to get some head from that hottie you've been thinking about lately? Better have you roll over
**** you brain.
#17 - callofvikings (04/30/2014) [-]
>Dreaming one night
>Taking a dump the size of Mordor
>"Wait, if i'm taking a dump the size of Mordor I must be dreaming!"
>Realize i'm dreaming and can do whatever I want
>Ping pong with Micheal J Fox the rest of the night
> **** yeah
User avatar #84 - solarisofcelestia (04/30/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I wish I had that level of control over my dreams.
User avatar #85 to #84 - alstorp (04/30/2014) [-]
There are ways of achieving lucid dreaming.
User avatar #80 - moevleboevle (04/30/2014) [+] (1 reply)
so how old are you today?
#56 - noceretile (04/30/2014) [-]
>Dreaming
>realize I can do anything
>start to fly and smash head against ceiling
>wake up
And that was the only time I have ever had a lucid dream.
User avatar #65 - eziosminegtfosluts (04/30/2014) [-]
I once had a dream I was playing Scrabble with Hitler to determine the fate of Poland. I lost and Hitler turned into a dragon and invaded Poland with his dragon army. The dragon still had a mustache and everything. :L
#63 - anonymous (04/30/2014) [-]
Whenever I realize I'm in a lucid dream I think up a hot girl and have sex with her. Needless to say I wake up with crusty pants, but totally worth it.
User avatar #4 - driftaap (04/29/2014) [-]
Hell, dreams can be jack-doodly awesome :p
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