> Be me last night, 19
> Dreaming about how i'm inspecting the great wall of China in my home town (Europe)
> Conclude that this is complete ******** and thus I must be dreaming
> Wait, if I'm dreaming, i can do whatever the **** i want!
> Begin to focus on flying, heck this actually works!
> Hover far up in the air for a few seconds
> What else could I do...
> Fall face down into the ground
> Pull down pants, start masturbating until I wake up
And that's why I won't do anything noteworthy in my life