I don't care what people say about spiders. Those ******* kill mosquitoes. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. They could be tiny Hitlers running around my house and I'd still be cool with them as long as they got rid of the mosquitoes. Those big-nosed, bloodsucking bastards.
My grandfather was in the Hitler Youth, he wasn't a tiny Hitler as far as I can tell. It's more like boy scouts with Nazi propaganda and elite forging.
The Nazis tried to make one thing out of political and private/social life ("Gleichschaltung" in the Nazi terminology), it's not like a lot of kids had much of a choice if they join Hitler's Youth or not.
I keep the little ***** in thee far corners of my room incase one gets in my room, they spread around a bunch of the basement, but the don't leave the corners often.
Only place I ever have to kill them is in the bathroom on the ceiling and inside the actual shower.
Once had one slowly dangle down while I was taking a ****
Not fun man.
Not fun
Nah, son. That would be true if you lived in the middle of absolute nowhere and put it so far away from your home it wouldn't find it's way back.
When you put them outside they just find another nearby house to settle in or alternatively enter yours again. Think about it, if the spiders weren't able to go from house to house then how would they have gotten inside your house in the first place.
Come say that to my brother, he was moving out of his apartment and was swarmed by Brown Recluses that came out from under his dresser. He had twenty seven bites all over his arms and hands, the ones here in Oklahoma will bum-rush your ass just for ***** and giggles it seems.
I kept spiders as pets when I was a kid, so I'm not scared of em, I just talk to them like any other animal. Snakes on the other hand scare me ******** . I should add I'm Aussie