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User avatar #6 - thechosentroll (07/12/2015) [-]
I don't care what people say about spiders. Those ******* kill mosquitoes. The enemy of my enemy is my friend. They could be tiny Hitlers running around my house and I'd still be cool with them as long as they got rid of the mosquitoes. Those big-nosed, bloodsucking bastards.
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#13 to #6 - karsk (07/13/2015) [-]
Is the Hitler youth considered to be tiny hitlers?
User avatar #35 to #13 - mathmanchris (07/13/2015) [-]
My grandfather was in the Hitler Youth, he wasn't a tiny Hitler as far as I can tell. It's more like boy scouts with Nazi propaganda and elite forging.
#54 to #35 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
The Nazis tried to make one thing out of political and private/social life ("Gleichschaltung" in the Nazi terminology), it's not like a lot of kids had much of a choice if they join Hitler's Youth or not.
#55 to #54 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
Plus, in the later years, kids were obligated to join.
User avatar #12 to #6 - hemming (07/13/2015) [-]
**** man, i wish i could have adorable tiny Hitlers running around instead of spiders
User avatar #32 to #12 - orkamungus ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Get a child, it's amost the same!
#18 to #6 - apocalypseboyz (07/13/2015) [-]
I give no ***** when I see a spider unless it's in my room or in my shower. In which case, you've entered the wrong Domain, mortal!
User avatar #40 to #6 - paraxo (07/13/2015) [-]
I keep the little ***** in thee far corners of my room incase one gets in my room, they spread around a bunch of the basement, but the don't leave the corners often.
Only place I ever have to kill them is in the bathroom on the ceiling and inside the actual shower.
Once had one slowly dangle down while I was taking a ****
Not fun man.
Not fun
#11 to #6 - cheno ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
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It's almost like you aren't talking about mosquitoes at all. I like it!
#15 to #6 - warbringerii (07/13/2015) [-]
Tiny Hitlers would aso kill big-nosed, bloodsucking bastards.
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#28 to #1 - repulsiveronald (07/13/2015) [-]
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#29 to #1 - talonlame (07/13/2015) [-]
:3 smaug is best dragon
#33 to #29 - garlikk (07/13/2015) [-]
That's some insane puppetry
#48 to #29 - dudde (07/13/2015) [-]
WHA!
User avatar #52 to #48 - talonlame (07/13/2015) [-]
Smaug شاهد اول لقاء مع التنين :3
#4 to #1 - anon (07/12/2015) [-]
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#24 - kameken (07/13/2015) [-]
Jesus, how long has it been since I got to post this?
#20 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
I saved a spider from drowning in my piss filled toilet so I named him broth.

My room is covered in webs now but I haven't been bit by a mosquito in ages.
#43 to #20 - greedtheavaricious (07/13/2015) [-]
That's pretty ******* cool.

Is your entire room covered? Does he keep his distance?
User avatar #44 to #43 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
Just a couple webs on my ceiling fan bathroom lights and corner of my room.
I've hardly seen him in the past couple days.
#23 to #20 - brahdin (07/13/2015) [-]
_ the spider watches you while you sleep masturbate now_.
User avatar #25 to #20 - alphagex (07/13/2015) [-]
You have saves his life he shall protect your life that is the pact you have forged with him.
#16 - anon (07/13/2015) [-]
If you put an inside spider outside, it dies. Typically they are adapted to theclimate controlled and unique environment of your home.
#31 to #16 - helge (07/13/2015) [-]
Nah, son. That would be true if you lived in the middle of absolute nowhere and put it so far away from your home it wouldn't find it's way back.

When you put them outside they just find another nearby house to settle in or alternatively enter yours again. Think about it, if the spiders weren't able to go from house to house then how would they have gotten inside your house in the first place.

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#3 - petertimowreef (07/12/2015) [-]
That's right, spiders are bro's. Unless you live in Australia.
User avatar #5 to #3 - shadowkingdr (07/12/2015) [-]
or central-ish america ( ******* recluse spiders man)
User avatar #8 to #5 - victorydanceofc (07/13/2015) [-]
Recluse spiders are hella chill tho

Lil dudes will hide in the corner behind your dresser forever and never **** with you once

I call mine Teddy

He gets rid of the stinkbugs.

Thanks, Teddy.
User avatar #14 to #8 - iamthatguyuknow (07/13/2015) [-]
Come say that to my brother, he was moving out of his apartment and was swarmed by Brown Recluses that came out from under his dresser. He had twenty seven bites all over his arms and hands, the ones here in Oklahoma will bum-rush your ass just for ***** and giggles it seems.
User avatar #21 to #8 - venomousvalentine ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
recluses are actually in most cases extremely aggressive spiders. Black widows on the other hand are chill.
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#22 - anotherponyaccount (07/13/2015) [-]
I kept spiders as pets when I was a kid, so I'm not scared of em, I just talk to them like any other animal. Snakes on the other hand scare me ******** .
I should add I'm Aussie
User avatar #34 to #22 - unfairlybanned (07/13/2015) [-]
An aussia talks to spiders

How are you not dead?
#45 to #22 - asotil (07/13/2015) [-]
Remember the last Aussie who spoke to incredibly dangerous animals
User avatar #56 to #45 - anotherponyaccount (07/13/2015) [-]
I learned from his mistake
#51 - floran ONLINE (07/13/2015) [-]
I fuken love spiders, pls dont kill them
#47 - thetrapkiller (07/13/2015) [-]
oh, dragon
#46 - spoperman (07/13/2015) [-]
I did this with a baboon spider once. It bit me straight through the paper

#42 - greedtheavaricious (07/13/2015) [-]
I agree with dragonbro.

Don't kill non venomous spiders. They're friends.
User avatar #53 to #42 - danmegaflakes (07/13/2015) [-]
I usually collect venomous and non venomous spiders for fun


The non venomous spiders are food
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