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Drag queens. 50 no's and a yesh, means yesh. when I was 16, I had a fake I. D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed en me. While

50 no's and a yesh, means yesh

when I was 16, I had a fake I. D. and decided to
go to a gay bar by myself because some friends
bailed en me. While there, an elder gentleman
bought me a drink. He wasn' t a creeper, and he
definitely wasn' t unattractive. I accepted the
drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As
the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange.
I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and
this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we
were walking down the street, the thought of,
Oh god, he' s drugged me, Prn going to die' came
to my head. I tried to get away, but I was
drugged up that I could barely walk, let alene
speak. It also didn' t help that I had really large
goth' platform stress because I was going
through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought mete
his suv and began undressing me. As a tonal act
of t% fiance, I hit him ever the head with my
platform shoe. He then punched me, and I
remember thinking, 'Why deft they ever give
workshops to gay guys about being victims of
rape tee?’ While I was as careful as possable, I
never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I
even watched the bartender make the drink.
Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while
this pervert was lubing up. I lacked eyes with his
fer a moment, and that' s when it happened. A
very large and angry drag queen opened the
deer of the vehicle and beat the **** out of my
attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends
helped dress and care for me while the police
arrived. I was saved by a great: guardian drag
queens. They were basically the modern day
angels from heaven.'
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#15 - sodapops (12/21/2014) [-]
I went to a gay bar once. The beer was cheap which was lucky for me, because I'm too ugly for gay men to buy me drinks.
User avatar #59 to #15 - nibblebrsingr (12/21/2014) [-]
**** this is a good one
#1 - klick ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
read it before. Love it every time
#8 to #1 - anon (12/21/2014) [-]
love it long time, u mean?
User avatar #5 - thegreenrecon ONLINE (12/20/2014) [-]
dont **** around with drag queens mang, those bitches will demo you faster than you can say dirty faggot
#64 to #5 - garlikk (12/21/2014) [-]
>demo

Look I know you mean demolish but the first thing I thought of was the Demoman from TF2 dressed up as a drag queen.
User avatar #65 to #64 - thegreenrecon ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
there now needs to be a comic.. of scout in this situation with spy, and a drag queen demoman comes in and rekts spy...
#66 to #65 - garlikk (12/21/2014) [-]
"Oy thar spai! Ahm gonta beetcha so hard yu'll hava TWITCH! Heavy! Git me mah skrumpeh!"

"да"
#54 - swagasauruss (12/21/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#46 - jordanish (12/21/2014) [-]
His saviour
#4 - cezand (12/20/2014) [-]
every time, i get the imagine in my head of the drag queens. it is always beautiful.
#14 to #4 - KievLeviathan (12/21/2014) [-]
Me too.
I can't quite pull off high heels but I like to pretend
#40 to #4 - anon (12/21/2014) [-]
KEK KEK KEK KEK KEK

AM I COOL LIKE 4CHIN YET GUISE
User avatar #41 to #40 - pootismang (12/21/2014) [-]
>only 5 keks
You have failed.
May may arrow because **** you.
#37 to #4 - anon (12/21/2014) [-]
Imagine Drag Queens - Rape, be Proactive
User avatar #67 to #37 - pkman ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
underrated comment
#42 - davidbowiesensei ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
The leader of the pack.
#16 - tikledpikle (12/21/2014) [-]
**tikledpikle used "*roll picture*"****tikledpikle rolled image** drag queens ain't no bitches.
**tikledpikle used "*roll picture*"**
**tikledpikle rolled image** drag queens ain't no bitches.
User avatar #9 - evilanakie (12/21/2014) [-]
be last week
be in gay bar
chilling with friends from school in pick up zone
see guy walk through the bead curtain
do i know this guy
no no i cant
me"hay that guy over there he looks like MR - but blond..."
them"holy **** it totally is though"
we take a stealth pic of the guy
me"by the end of the night im getting this guys number"
them"you go guuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl"
go up to them start talking get number sit back with friends dance for a bit
"santa" has a red sack full of condoms
friend gives me one "you never know" they say
i go dance with blondie for a bit
end up giving head to blondie
there are pics my friend took
in the light his hair seemed more red... like my actual teachers
same fashion sense and speech patterns but couldn't of been
next day have sore throat go see docs get sexual health check
now i gotta wait a few days till i get results cant look at teacher in the eye now
and i go to events with this teacher from time to time parties, pizza, trampoline warehouse, gay festivals, comedy nights


User avatar #10 to #9 - Lainge (12/21/2014) [-]
practice safe sex you dumb ****
User avatar #11 to #10 - evilanakie (12/21/2014) [-]
i did
i only gave him head and he was wearing a dom
i did practice safe sex
User avatar #12 to #11 - Lainge (12/21/2014) [-]
He was wearing a dominatrix?
User avatar #13 to #12 - evilanakie (12/21/2014) [-]
no
#17 to #9 - Trollathon (12/21/2014) [-]
holy **** learn to type properly you ******* faggot.
#55 to #17 - feedtehtrollz (12/21/2014) [-]
... I know where that image is from...
#56 to #55 - Trollathon (12/21/2014) [-]
oh do ya now, little buddy ( ͡° ʖ ͡°)
#58 to #56 - feedtehtrollz (12/21/2014) [-]
I am ashamed
I am ashamed
User avatar #18 to #17 - evilanakie (12/21/2014) [-]
no
#19 to #18 - Trollathon (12/21/2014) [-]
god dammit.
#22 to #21 - evilanakie (12/21/2014) [-]
ive seen the source
ive seen the source
#23 to #22 - Trollathon (12/21/2014) [-]
kidsune is fantasmos
#25 to #24 - Trollathon (12/21/2014) [-]
The internet is an amazing place, mein freund.
#27 to #26 - Trollathon (12/21/2014) [-]
that pic tho
that pic tho
#28 to #27 - evilanakie (12/21/2014) [-]
pavel patel is based   
also where did this thread go
pavel patel is based
also where did this thread go
#29 to #28 - Trollathon (12/21/2014) [-]
who is pavel patel?
not a gaybro so maybe thats why I don't know?

into wonderful places, brother.
#31 to #30 - Trollathon (12/21/2014) [-]
oh.... ok....
oh.... ok....
#33 to #32 - Trollathon (12/21/2014) [-]
seems fabulous.
seems fabulous.
#35 to #34 - Trollathon (12/21/2014) [-]
so much porn I cannot upload, It hurts me.
so much porn I cannot upload, It hurts me.
#39 to #35 - evilanakie (12/21/2014) [-]
i have so much softcore non banable ****
but my harddrive is ******** and i havent sorted out folders
User avatar #60 to #22 - nibblebrsingr (12/21/2014) [-]
can you tell me
User avatar #61 to #60 - evilanakie (12/21/2014) [-]
seebelow
User avatar #62 to #61 - nibblebrsingr (12/21/2014) [-]
thanks
#57 to #22 - feedtehtrollz (12/21/2014) [-]
zerodate
kidsune

I'm ashamed at how fast I found it, Link to post containing link.
www.funnyjunk.com/gay/303808#303808
#72 to #57 - zerodate (12/22/2014) [-]
two things,   
1. thank you sir for finding this my morbid curiosity is sated    
2. let us never talk of this again
two things,
1. thank you sir for finding this my morbid curiosity is sated
2. let us never talk of this again
#48 to #22 - zerodate (12/21/2014) [-]
**zerodate used "*roll picture*"**
**zerodate rolled image** link to sauce?
User avatar #49 to #48 - evilanakie (12/21/2014) [-]
i dont have the link
ask /gay
User avatar #50 to #49 - zerodate (12/21/2014) [-]
do you know what the source material is called?
User avatar #51 to #50 - evilanakie (12/21/2014) [-]
no
i was busy
masturbating
i dont pay attention to names
#44 - anotheroneonearth (12/21/2014) [-]
one hour later
#53 to #44 - anon (12/21/2014) [-]
sauce please
#43 - skeletorexplains ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
Implying drag queens arn't based Angels?
User avatar #38 - alfjnn (12/21/2014) [-]
Iunnoh man.
Drag Queens are like the Tower Defenders of gay bars.
I mean, Stonewall riots.
This.
The examples are endless.
User avatar #6 - hotspace (12/21/2014) [-]
I always imagine Angel from Rent whenever I read this.
User avatar #68 to #6 - squiblles (12/21/2014) [-]
took me two times to realise that Angel Killed Bennys dog. Angel was tough as **** . I think she was my favorite person in Rent... and now I'm sad...
#71 - beffen (12/21/2014) [-]
RuPaul is my life.
RuPaul is my life.
#52 - griffinmaverick (12/21/2014) [-]
My only drag related gif.
My only drag related gif.
User avatar #2 - toriofwind (12/20/2014) [-]
Makes me feel a little sick every time i read this.
#7 - janosaudron (12/21/2014) [-]
And then you we either fined or arrested for possesion of a fake I.D and underage drinking.
#70 - defski ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
Oh, I can think of some helpful drag queens.
#36 - Smushy ONLINE (12/21/2014) [-]
always funny, and awesome
always funny, and awesome
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