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l [itll'; fact
Dr. Seuss actually cheated on his wife
while she was sick with cancer for
13 years - when she killed herself. he
married the mistress.
the bitch, twee bitch, dead bitch, new bitch
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Submitted: 07/30/2014
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#1 - inevernowutidoin (07/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #6 - aesis (07/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
What a cunt
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#3 - dantemp has deleted their comment [+] (6 replies)
User avatar #4 to #3 - Shawnsta (07/31/2014) [-]
Its a reference to a book, It is purposely put that way.
#7 - kingpongthedon (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I've seen this a thousand times and every time I still read he married the mattress.  Then I realize it doesn't make sense to marry a mattress, then I remember it's Dr. Seuss, then I remember that you can't legally marry a mattress even if you are a doctor.  Gif seems about on par with my train of thought.
I've seen this a thousand times and every time I still read he married the mattress. Then I realize it doesn't make sense to marry a mattress, then I remember it's Dr. Seuss, then I remember that you can't legally marry a mattress even if you are a doctor. Gif seems about on par with my train of thought.
#13 - JustintheWaysian ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (47 replies)
Incoming unpopular opinion:

Let's be honest. If your significant other is dying of cancer, what room is there for intimacy? I doubt they will ever be in the mood for it, and being persistent about it with them is an asshole move. Now I'm all for fidelity in marriage, but we're all human, and we have "needs".

The only things I would have to ask in this situation are:

1.) Did Seuss abandon his wife, or was it a hidden affair?
2.) Why did she kill herself?
2a.) Was it because she found out about the affair?
2b.) Was it because she got sick of suffering from the cancer?

If Seuss did abandon his cancer-ridden wife for a mistress, then **** him, what a dick.
If he stuck around to care for her and sought out a mistress for intimate purposes, then that's understandable.
If she killed herself because she found out about the affair, then well **** , that's horrible.
If she killed herself because she didn't want to suffer with the cancer anymore, then condolences to Seuss, and I'm happy he had someone to help him through with his former wife's death. That is, of course, if he actually took care of her and didn't abandon her during her time of need.
User avatar #16 to #13 - choclategum (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm sorry, people do have no needs but we're not mindless animals during mating season. There really is never an excuse for cheating. Craving intimacy or not, it's not an excuse.
#20 - stoopidanon (07/31/2014) [-]
That's not a fun fact at all.
#19 - choclategum (07/31/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Man that's really ****** up.
#17 - sunnyday ONLINE (07/31/2014) [-]
Fun fact: Dr. Seuss was once raped.
#2 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
Would be interesting if it was ever confirmed if he was cheating on her at the time or not. Not to mention it wasn't just cancer but also Guillain-Barré syndrome, which lead to her depression and she ended up taking her life due to suspicions of cheating and having cancer as well as Guillain-Barré syndrome.
#27 - kdawwwg (07/31/2014) [+] (3 replies)
they loved each other
#22 - TheOneCalledNiles (07/31/2014) [-]
>the book he published after she killed herself
User avatar #11 - emptysuperman (07/31/2014) [-]
I'm sure it was that black and white.
User avatar #10 - timmywankenobi (07/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Except that he didn't meet the 2nd woman till 9 years after his wife got cancer . Also his wife was reported to have said she didn't want Dr.Seuss to watch her slowly decay and die and when she was lucid encouraged him to "go be happy". Plus after nine years of not having sex with your wife cause she is dying I can't really blame him for finding a mistress to have sex with. Like If I was married and my wife was dying in pain for 9 years and unable to have sex ,I can honestly say after 9 or 10 years I would consider smothering her with a pillow.
User avatar #21 to #14 - timmywankenobi (07/31/2014) [-]
hmm yes you right morally and ethically he should have stayed with her.
#53 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
>Implying first wife knew.
>Implying she didn't have other reasons for suicide like tremendous pain.
>implying he wasn't emotionally distraught and couldn't handle **** by himself.

Just because someone does something wrong doesn't mean they did so maliciously. He could of easily dumped the sick wife to hook up w/ his mistress and not of had the stress if that was really his goal.
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#49 - anonymous (07/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #25 - thealmightyantler ONLINE (07/31/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Disliked for the term "Bitch" used to describe women.
User avatar #28 - Imbtrtenu (07/31/2014) [-]
Dr. Seuss is the man.
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