Dr Seuss Explains Pregnancy. . Dr Seuss Explains Pregnancy What is womb? ‘Wham rhe kid gets tax: big titterl toomb isa '' A worng is a mm When it happens tn you Dr Seuss Explains Pregnancy What is womb? ‘Wham rhe kid gets tax: big titterl toomb isa '' A worng a mm When it happens tn you
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Dr Seuss Explains Pregnancy
What is womb? ‘Wham rhe kid gets tax: big
titterl toomb isa ''
A worng is a mm When it happens tn you
haithere a be HEB , witt shout
A womb is all squishy
All rum and magenta Tuiu wir shout, you will yell
And a kid You will roll on the floor
Then its Ml of Cut the kid must come Otto
Of ll very small door
lint [hr kid must be small,
If titers": um: there at all
just rhe ine of n bean
Or the size of, ball
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#1 - fezzo
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(08/06/2014) [-]
Pregnancy is one of those things that makes me glad I'm a man and feel kinda sorry for women.
User avatar #3 to #1 - fatspartan
Reply -4 123456789123345869
(08/07/2014) [-]
The closest thing men will ever get to that is a good ol' Kidney Stone. Even then, it's like splinter removal in comparison to child birth
User avatar #5 to #3 - bukybuk
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(08/07/2014) [-]
As a 22 year old man who has passed 3 kidney stones, That is pain, But childbirth must make it seem like a pebble in my shoe.
#4 to #3 - anon id: 4f1b48d9
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(08/07/2014) [-]
Most people who have had both say kidney stones hurt more or they are about the same. People who say childbirth hurt more generaly have never had a kidney stone and should stfu trying to pass off childbirth as the most painful thing in the world. There are many things more painful than childbirth such as gallstones, root canals, and certain broken bones.
#6 to #4 - xcoreyx
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(08/07/2014) [-]
Yeah well anyone who's had both hasn't had to pass a kidney stone through a god damn penis.
User avatar #9 to #1 - yorker
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(08/07/2014) [-]
don't feel sorry for them they deserve it
User avatar #10 to #9 - agrani
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(08/07/2014) [-]
i think youre single for a long time
#12 to #10 - yorker
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(08/07/2014) [-]
I was kidding
also I have a girlfriend
#2 to #1 - animedudej
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(08/06/2014) [-]
i'm extra happy as i think i might have inherited a trait from my mother that makes one of the discs in my spine slightly off alignment and sometimes pinches my nerve... i think my mother said it got worse after she had me... i mean agonizing pain where nothing short of morpheine will dampen the pain!
i'm extra happy as i think i might have inherited a trait from my mother that makes one of the discs in my spine slightly off alignment and sometimes pinches my nerve... i think my mother said it got worse after she had me... i mean agonizing pain where nothing short of morpheine will dampen the pain!
User avatar #8 to #1 - shiiiiiiiiiiii
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(08/07/2014) [-]
I feel sorry for women because they're not men
User avatar #7 - dancingdoggy
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(08/07/2014) [-]
Sounds more like Shel Silverstein
#11 - anon id: aac742d2
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(08/07/2014) [-]
i dont know wo dr. seuss is but he is a faggot.