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#10 - buttholee (11/06/2015) [-]
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He couldn't handle the juice
#35 - grosstactics ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
He turned into Coconut Head because of that **** .
#15 - Metallicock ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Vodka is a beautiful thing.
-You don't get terrible hangovers (when compared to other darker drinks)
-The more you drink the better it tastes
-It mixes with everything (tons of drinks to make with it)
-It's a cheap buzz with out all the calories of beer
-Easy to pass off as water (if you need to hide it for what ever reason)
-Easy to enjoy with shots or right out of the bottle
-Casual drinkers think you're hard if you drink it straight
User avatar #159 to #15 - mondominiman ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
I love vodka, it's pretty much the only thing I drink. Like you said it's cheap, get's you buzzed pretty fast, clear so you can mix it with any other clear drink and you can't smell it.
#167 to #159 - vparrish (11/07/2015) [-]
Sorry dude, but you can totally smell it.
User avatar #184 to #167 - mondominiman ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Maybe if you do it straight from the bottle but you put it in a different container and its fine
#189 to #184 - vparrish (11/08/2015) [-]
I've yet to find any non mixed drink where i couldn't smell it if I was best by.
User avatar #152 to #15 - drewciferous (11/07/2015) [-]
literally gin but worse
User avatar #85 to #15 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
I splurge on **** vodka if I am sick of goon. Vodka isn't goon-tier cheap but it's still relatively cheap and very effective.
#111 to #85 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
nah mate goon is love, goon is life. what are you gonna do if you party too hard to ride your kangaroo home? with a couple of goonbags you got yourself a sleeping bag, blankets and a ******* u beaut' tru blu aussie pillow. wake up the next mornin' take a charge and tell that cripplin hangover to **** right off. #goon
#112 to #111 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
that was beautiful, anon
User avatar #169 to #85 - dvdfaust ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
the **** is goon
#170 to #169 - tobiojr (11/07/2015) [-]
About 36 standard drinks for $10
User avatar #174 to #170 - dvdfaust ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
god damn, gimme.
User avatar #182 to #174 - tealkangaroo ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
uni students wine
User avatar #173 to #15 - approximatelykaine (11/07/2015) [-]
That. That is magical. That webm. It is... incomparable. Like a........
#185 to #173 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
like a magnificent acid-fuelled bear tree orgy appearing from the depths of the nether-dimensions?

It brought a tear to my eye
#187 to #185 - approximatelykaine (11/07/2015) [-]
Spoken like a true anon.
Spoken like a true anon.
User avatar #158 to #15 - infinitereaper (11/07/2015) [-]
I prefer whiskey myself. I don't get the same fireplace warmth in my belly from vodka.
User avatar #163 to #158 - saberrr ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
I completely agree. While I love me some vodka, whiskey is my liquor of choice.
User avatar #114 to #15 - cannibalvegan (11/07/2015) [-]
I really hate the flavor of most alcoholic drinks, but I don't mind the taste of vodka, it tastes like **** , but it's not a problem for me to chug vodka straight from the bottle. I'm also a lightweight and I sometimes gag when I drink beer because it tastes so ******* bad.

Basically I'm a total noob drinker, but my friends think I'm a total badass for chugging vodka. I actually overheard someone say that I had the highest alcohol tolerance in our entire circle of friends even though I get drunk from just a few beers.


#115 to #15 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
What? I got terrible hangovers on vodka. I was bedridden half a day and it was so awful I now can't even smell it without getting sick. It tastes like liquified sharpie and the first time I drank it it burned my throat and it was sore for a few days after. **** vodka.
#162 to #115 - grub (11/07/2015) [-]
Amen to that brother. Had a similar experience and being the tard I am, I tried drinking Vodka again and again... Never had the throat issue tho
#190 to #162 - vparrish (11/08/2015) [-]
It's weird, despite the fact that i hate vodka it's usually what I eggs up drinking at parties.
User avatar #119 to #115 - amcharlie (11/07/2015) [-]
pu$$y lmao
User avatar #43 to #15 - joaomartins ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
It's okay, you can have wrong opinions jk, but I still hate vodka
User avatar #83 to #15 - pickaxe ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
dunno'.
kinda' hate the taste of vodka,and it just gets worse the more you drink.
Mixed drinks really aren't my thing either,so I'll stick with my rum and whisky.
User avatar #100 to #15 - hektoroftroy (11/07/2015) [-]
>casual drinkers think you're hard if you drink it straight
I can't count the number of times I've been at a party and drank straight from the bottle with no chaser and have white girls be absolutely blown away that someone could do that
#17 to #15 - kneehumper ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
You sound like me when I was 17



Trust me, in a year or two you will hate that ****
#18 to #17 - mindlessbastard (11/06/2015) [-]
... Ive been drinking vodka for 8-9 years on a regular basis and its sitll my favorite liquor ... Try the the russian standard, its a bit expensive (40$ for 26oz) but trust me, it tastes like heaven! Super smooth without the strong aftertaste!

PS: ,"drinks" are a waste of good vodka ...
#20 to #18 - sturmbeard ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
I get this when I'm out traveling, but normally I stick to the Norwegian one. Good taste for drinking it with ice.
#27 to #18 - maddboiy ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Russian Standard is ******* so ******* good, can't believe i used to like drinking store brand vodka until i made the switch and never looked back
#76 to #48 - greyhoundfd (11/06/2015) [-]
>obligatory
#30 to #18 - murphypop (11/06/2015) [-]
Nah, this is where it's at.
#53 to #30 - Airmanator (11/06/2015) [-]
**** yes. Good ol' Texas corn vodka, smooth as hell.
#66 to #30 - buddywuggle (11/06/2015) [-]
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User avatar #61 to #30 - ImmortalBaconEater (11/06/2015) [-]
Best value of any hard liquor on the market. Better than 90% of vodka three times the price.
#132 to #18 - eightminutes (11/07/2015) [-]
you sound like my dad... dad?
#117 to #18 - thetroughman (11/07/2015) [-]
come on everyone knows Grey Goose is the king of vodkas
#33 to #17 - listerthepessimist (11/06/2015) [-]
I ******* loved white cider when I was 13


It's the devil's piss, it really is
User avatar #38 to #33 - grandmabetty (11/06/2015) [-]
That's what all the pikeys used to drink down the park
User avatar #39 to #38 - listerthepessimist (11/06/2015) [-]
I'm not a pikey, but I was on a park
User avatar #19 to #17 - captainprincess (11/06/2015) [-]
No in a year or two you will hate the ****** ****

Have some good **** son
Like some Stolichnaya, very smooth and pleasant with ice
User avatar #44 to #19 - alarubra ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Ah, Stolichnaya. Nice.
User avatar #98 to #44 - captainprincess (11/07/2015) [-]
Stoli restored my faith in that staple of a fluid
User avatar #65 to #17 - anotherponyaccount (11/06/2015) [-]
I've had whiskey since I was 16 three years later, I still like it
User avatar #93 to #17 - exotic (11/07/2015) [-]
Or when you finally realize you can't really handle beer so you get the good girly **** like me
User avatar #45 to #17 - alarubra ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
***** , I've been drinking Vodka for 9 years. It's still my favorite liquor, and will continue to be.
User avatar #64 to #15 - matt leaf (11/06/2015) [-]
"NO, WHISKY IS BETTER"
"NO, WHISKY IS BETTER"
"NO, VODKA IS BETTER"
"NO, VODKA IS BETTER"
"NO, WHISKY IS BETTER"
"NO, VODKA IS BETTER"
"NO, WHISKY IS BETTER"
"NO, VODKA IS BETTER"
#77 to #64 - tuhuar (11/06/2015) [-]
They both have their moments. Whisky's a good relaxing drink that you can enjoy in front of a fireplace in the middle of winter. Vodka's the kind of drink you slam back with friends at a party to have a good time.

People need to grow up and stop bickering over which poison is more enjoyable.
User avatar #95 to #64 - fergilgamesh ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
As an Irishman I take offense...Only a Scotsman calls it whisky. It's Whiskey! Just an interesting note in case you didn't know, not actually annoyed "With an E is from Éire"
#149 to #95 - viscerys (11/07/2015) [-]
Your second spoiler makes me want to punch you.
User avatar #183 to #95 - fergilgamesh ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Why exactly?
#155 to #64 - lexoheight (11/07/2015) [-]
TEQUILA ENDS THIS ARGUMENT BY BEING SUPERIOR
User avatar #186 to #155 - matt leaf (11/07/2015) [-]
Shut up you child.
#188 to #186 - lexoheight (11/08/2015) [-]
Mature. Well said
User avatar #88 to #64 - alcoholicsemen ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
shut up and fund my addiction
#86 to #64 - pickaxe ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
seriosly tho'
I'm not fond of vodka,but rum and whiskey's fine.
#46 to #15 - BraindeadBuddha ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
Nah, not particularly.
- You don't? I sure as **** do, feel a lot better after Whisky drinking.
- Literally all alcohol ever
- Yeah, cause it's flavorless
- Vodka has loads of calories, like over 4 times as much as beer, Seriously, look it up.
- So is white rum
- Like any other liquor
- Casual drinkers think you're hard if you drink anything straight, **** , they'll think you're hard if you can chug a beer.

#11 - HellsSponge (11/06/2015) [-]
That's how I feel inside when I drink vodka.

Keyword: Inside.
#12 to #11 - jwagswashere (11/06/2015) [-]
yea but after 7-8 shots

it tastes better
#67 to #12 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx (11/06/2015) [-]
I could barely stand after 6 shots...
User avatar #55 to #12 - gibroner (11/06/2015) [-]
so will bath tub gin
#29 to #12 - imjared ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
not to me
User avatar #32 to #29 - zeroxnight (11/06/2015) [-]
that is because you need more.
#84 - englman ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
I have never understood the desire to drink. It seems hard-based in ignorance to me, like smoking except less addictive.
User avatar #87 to #84 - reican ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
taste and effects.
though not everyone like the tastes so they make up lame excuses about it only to get drunk, those are also known as retards
User avatar #104 to #87 - severepwner ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
The desire to be drunk seems like a perfectly valid reason to power through a taste you don't like.

That's how I feel about most beers I've tasted.
User avatar #180 to #104 - reican ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
personally i like beer, i try out new ones all the time. Hell, im thinking about trying to brew it in the christmas holidays
User avatar #179 to #104 - reican ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
wait you drink beer to get drunk? if you don't like the taste, drink alcoholic ciders or stronger liquors.
don't like beer, don't drink it.
User avatar #181 to #179 - severepwner ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Don't usually have a choice. You're not hosting, or you can't buy, you accept whatever the host has, especially when you barely ever get the chance.
User avatar #91 to #84 - trimageryan (11/07/2015) [-]
It's a social thing mostly. Though there is alcohol is that tastes good and I personally enjoy drinking every now and again.

But mostly it's just because I'm in my mid 20s so I like to sit around and drink with my friends on my days off sometimes because it's a great way to unwind and enjoy some cooperative stupidity with friends.
User avatar #102 to #84 - bewailedbadger (11/07/2015) [-]
Personally I drink for the taste.
User avatar #171 to #84 - crimsongungnir ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
I just do it to unwind after a long day or deal with stress. I've actually started to enjoy the taste of rum and coke, too. I tend to think people who don't get it are people who haven't tried it or people who've had bad experiences with it, like the kid in OP's video.
#172 to #84 - derak (11/07/2015) [-]
My liver regenerates.

My lungs don't.
#176 to #84 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
The desire to drink comes from the feeling of being drunk. It numbs your senses, warms your body, clears your mind, dulls your worries. There's a reason people have been drinking for as long as people have been baking bread. Because alcohol slowly kills you, but the way it kills you feels peaceful. There are a number of reasons people would seek out those feelings, or lack thereof.

Now, the culture that has grown up around drinking, especially relatively recently with hiphop culture and club culture and all, that's an entirely different monster that there is no good explanation for, other than people are ******* dumb.
#92 to #84 - mattymc ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Its a crutch for those of us who want to escape or numb our issue for a few hours, the long term effects may be negative, but we dont care, we're already two glasses in. Cheers!
User avatar #105 to #92 - severepwner ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
What if you're not a depressed bitch and you're drinking to celebrate?
#113 to #105 - mattymc ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
I never said that was the ONLY reason, chill grab a beer
User avatar #135 to #92 - mrdarp (11/07/2015) [-]
Spoken like a true booze drinker. *clangs glass of juice and grey goose*
User avatar #118 to #84 - brokentrucker ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Sometimes I take a few shots or sit with a mixer for a few hours, just to take the edge off.
#150 to #84 - viscerys (11/07/2015) [-]
I love being drunk. It gives me confidence that I lack when I'm sober, it makes me feel good about myself when I'm normally full of self-loathing.

Not meaning to sound negative, just putting out why I personally like drinking so much. Also, parties are fun. And I'm a college student, so it's expected of me.
#138 to #84 - drewjitsu (11/07/2015) [-]
Maybe its because of that stick in your ass?
#140 to #138 - englman ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Well you are the authority on things in asses.
#141 to #140 - drewjitsu (11/07/2015) [-]
I may be, but at least I know how to have fun.
#142 to #141 - englman ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
You're the authority on fun too??
User avatar #89 to #84 - Awesomecarrot (11/07/2015) [-]
I enjoy being drunk
User avatar #90 to #89 - Awesomecarrot (11/07/2015) [-]
And just to point out, now that I've read reican's comment,
I also enjoy the taste.
User avatar #73 - thefourthdirective ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
I don't drink, so I don't know, but what feeling do you get that overwhelms you after you drink something strong?
User avatar #81 to #73 - schneidend ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Strong alcohol usually has a very strong taste and a burning sensation with it, even in your stomach, that takes a moment to subside. If it's your first shot of the night, especially, that sensation might wake you the **** up and cause you to shudder, shake your head, etc.
User avatar #94 to #73 - trimageryan (11/07/2015) [-]
You know that feeling when you step out into the snow for the first time just after taking a shower and your whole body shakes hard for a second due to the shock of it all? It's sort of like that but with a burning sensation rather than cold. It goes away pretty soon, but sucks for a bit. That's why drinks like that usually have chasers if it's your first shot of the night, it helps get rid of that bad feeling.

And if you didn't know, a chaser is just something pleasant to drink right after your shot. It can really be anything you want from a nice beer to apple juice. Personally I like to drink ginger ale after vodka because I think it transitions really well. Most bartenders will recommend chasers based off of how well it pairs will the drink.
#78 to #73 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
The feeling of being a little bitch
User avatar #79 to #78 - thefourthdirective ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
I thought it might be something like that.
#101 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
his name is joshua otsby, is a sophmore at higley high school in gilbert az. do with this information what you please.
#164 to #147 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
look him up if you dont believe me. original vine is by jaden jeffords
User avatar #145 to #101 - MaverickZero ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Arizona mentioned, swell with illegal immigrants and cacti. How many people on FJ are from here?
User avatar #108 to #101 - altairibnlaahad (11/07/2015) [-]
He looks like a ******* 6th grader.
User avatar #34 - themonstertwinkie (11/06/2015) [-]
expecting skyy to be good , that the first problem right there
#40 to #34 - anon (11/06/2015) [-]
Expecting vodka to be good in general is a problem. It's low tier liquor for people, like Russians, that have nothing better.

Or for white girls that mix it with literally anything.
User avatar #42 to #40 - themonstertwinkie (11/06/2015) [-]
maybe cause you drink ****** vodka
User avatar #52 to #42 - gibroner (11/06/2015) [-]
the only difference between good vodka and ****** vodka is that better vodka has less vodka taste
User avatar #97 to #52 - trimageryan (11/07/2015) [-]
That's kind of the appeal.

Like Belvedere Vodka is fantastic. Grey Goose isn't bad either. Personally I think it's the best of the lower tier vodkas.
#109 to #97 - gibroner (11/07/2015) [-]
this is my favorite
User avatar #49 to #42 - themassivefail (11/06/2015) [-]
Rum > Vodka
User avatar #50 to #49 - themonstertwinkie (11/06/2015) [-]
depends on the situation, if im on a beach rum and coke anyday
User avatar #51 to #50 - themassivefail (11/06/2015) [-]
Truth. I just picture vodka as more of a girls drink.
User avatar #56 to #51 - themonstertwinkie (11/06/2015) [-]
i see what you mean, smirnoff is thot juice
#178 to #42 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
****** vodka is **** .

Good vodka is less vodka.

Drink good liquor if you're going to drink liquor. If you're going to drink cheap liquor, at least drink rum.
User avatar #62 to #34 - drpenguinz (11/06/2015) [-]
sky vodka goes down like water tho
dont understand it
#107 - effort ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
I'm pretty impressed actually, didn't drop the bottle.
#21 - include (11/06/2015) [-]
#9 - wilhelmwhiskey ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
every 15 year old person tasting vodka for the first time
User avatar #16 to #9 - fistings (11/06/2015) [-]
I didn't do that I had to act like a man and show the Seniors I was partying with that I could hang
User avatar #74 to #9 - gcloud ONLINE (11/06/2015) [-]
the first time i ever drank vodka i seriously thought someone just put bug spray in my shot glass.
User avatar #148 - fuckoatmeal (11/07/2015) [-]
"we about to adult and spit my parents vodka all over and replace it with water before we no homo in the hot tub my dad just had put in!"
#153 to #148 - mastercolossus (11/07/2015) [-]
im p sure its water and they are just acting.
#133 - majormoron (11/07/2015) [-]
Am I the only one who thinks he sounds just like Badger?
#146 - lolitsjacob (11/07/2015) [-]
I want to see that kid try that with spirytus
#68 - minecraftoutrage (11/06/2015) [-]
I remember when I never drank Skyy Vodka
User avatar #80 - yaboybtrue (11/07/2015) [-]
I honestly can't stand alcohol. ****** nasty af. I've stopped being that "You drink so I hate you" kind of dick, but I know I'll never drink it cuz every sip I've taken has tasted like a monkey's asshole.
#177 to #80 - anon (11/07/2015) [-]
There are some really good tasting mixed drinks out there. Hell, even something as simple as a whiskey sour can taste great if you make it properly. Or, at least, if you make it weak because you don't want to know it's alcoholic at all.
User avatar #103 to #80 - severepwner ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
Have you ever tried getting drunk? Anything tastes fine then. When you're under 21 you take what you can get, usually ****** beer.
User avatar #151 to #103 - mortolife (11/07/2015) [-]
The most wasted I've ever gotten was with family and friends when I was 16. It was around a fire and we drank a ******** of stuff. Cider, Apple pie moonshine, MD 20/20, Hypnotic, an unidentified tequila, and I think cherry vodka. It was a great time.
User avatar #106 to #103 - altairibnlaahad (11/07/2015) [-]
Ugh, good ol' college nights picking up 30's of Nattie light
User avatar #126 - franticorb (11/07/2015) [-]
Personally I stick to beer, hard liquor is a whole different drunk and a lot of times, leaves me wondering, "what the **** happened last night?".
User avatar #123 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (11/07/2015) [-]
First alcohol I've had was communal wine.
Then Champagne. Then Bailey's. Then cheap wine that was only suitable for beef stew.
#154 to #123 - virck (11/07/2015) [-]
Ever drunk bailey's from a shoe?
User avatar #165 - thumblovafella (11/07/2015) [-]
"roll picture" Obviously fake.. but still funny
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