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User avatar #47 to #15 - jamesten (07/05/2015) [-]
>Microsoft
Bethesda created the game
User avatar #51 to #47 - juter (07/05/2015) [-]
You don't directly pay Bethesda for the DLC
User avatar #56 to #51 - iwannadop (07/05/2015) [-]
You sure as hell don't pay to MS, tops you pay a fee to Valve
User avatar #57 to #56 - juter (07/05/2015) [-]
you don't pay Valve **** if you're playing on console
User avatar #58 to #57 - iwannadop (07/05/2015) [-]
You sure as hell don't have to pay MS **** if you're not playing on a **** console
User avatar #59 to #58 - juter (07/05/2015) [-]
the content has nothing to do with the PC version
He's playing on an xbox and thus pays microsoft for the dlc
User avatar #60 to #59 - iwannadop (07/05/2015) [-]
I'm sorry last time I checked Skyrim was multi-plat
User avatar #61 to #60 - juter (07/05/2015) [-]
you're responses are becoming increasingly irrelevant and inane
I'm going to stop now
User avatar #62 to #61 - iwannadop (07/05/2015) [-]
Dang, I was hoping I could bait you a bit more :/
#24 to #15 - brothergrimm (07/05/2015) [-]
Not sure how to feel about that
#46 to #24 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
happy? overwhelming joy? ... horny?
#3 - mudkipfucker ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
#53 to #3 - alexandervascus (07/05/2015) [-]
Because yes
#37 to #3 - isolovegames (07/05/2015) [-]
I know. Why else would you become a Dragon Slayer?
#14 to #3 - mrdeviljho (07/05/2015) [-]
Damn straight! (Same episode I believe... yea Steven Colbert interviewed Smaug, the last great dragon of Middle Earth... the guy knew how to end a series with style)
User avatar #26 to #14 - tenaciouslee ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Stephen Colbert was on his own ******* level. He interviewed a god damn dragon. Yeah, I ******* know it was CG, but **** , DUDE, IT STILL LOOKED COOL AS **** .

#45 to #14 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
my favourite ******* episode
#5 to #3 - dragonfucker [OP]ONLINE (07/04/2015) [-]
#1 - anon (07/04/2015) [-]
But weren't all Dragons just created by Akatosh? And they were all immortal, so they didn't need to repoduce, and I doubt they have parental instintcs to make them want ta kid.
#13 to #1 - clavatninenine (07/05/2015) [-]
Canon is irrelevant when it prevents the internet from having porn.

The idea that two dragons could be ******* eachother's brains out on the other end of the world map from where you are is much more porn friendly than "they were all just made and can't reproduce"
User avatar #4 to #1 - phawsy (07/04/2015) [-]
in skyrim they died many years ago, so long ago no one cared anymore, then a dragon called alduin made them alive to kill things
User avatar #23 to #4 - Ruspanic (07/05/2015) [-]
Technically there are a handful of dragons that survived until the present day without being killed - or resurrected, obviously. Paarthurnax was one, because the Greybeards protected and hid him. Mirmulnir is another - he's the first dragon the Dragonborn kills, the one who attacks the watchtower in Whiterun hold.
#9 to #4 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
yes they can be killed but they can not just die of age, they can not reproduce but there souls can be returned to there corpses. this is still proven by how you absorb there souls they still live in you.
#11 to #8 - hassoutobi (07/05/2015) [-]
>-gay
User avatar #12 to #11 - clavatninenine (07/05/2015) [-]
-gay

on e621 if you add - before a tag it will omit all results that have that tag.

So while saying "dragon female sex" as your search will also bring in a **** ton of pony porn with spike in it, saying "dragon female sex -mlp" will omit all results with mlp as a tag.
#28 to #12 - joemamaa ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
i was not aware of that
#66 to #12 - hassoutobi (07/06/2015) [-]
I know, dude. I just found it funny and pointed it out.
User avatar #6 - kinginthenorthh (07/04/2015) [-]
Why are the burying daddy?
User avatar #52 to #6 - juter (07/05/2015) [-]
shut the **** up kid, you got stabbed before you were even born
#50 to #10 - electricwulf (07/05/2015) [-]
Didn't need this, it reminds me of my Eldest Brother who died in a Motorcycle accident back in June, he had about four kids and one thinks he's just away, thanks man just how I wanted to feel today.
#55 to #50 - sketchE (07/05/2015) [-]
sorry to hear that man
sorry to hear that man
#67 to #55 - electricwulf (07/06/2015) [-]
Thanks I suppose.
Thanks I suppose.
User avatar #33 - notsofriendly (07/05/2015) [-]
Hi!
Do anyone have that dovahkin comic where he kills a mammoth and then raids the giants chest only to find pictures of them togheter from childhood and up?
User avatar #34 to #33 - GabeAsher (07/05/2015) [-]
wut, I dont think Ive ever seen that one lol
#35 to #33 - dragonfucker [OP]ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
this one?
User avatar #54 to #35 - notsofriendly (07/05/2015) [-]
Thank you!!!
User avatar #36 to #32 - altari ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
**** that bridge. I restarted DS1 a few days ago and got invaded there. All the invader did was close the gate behind the dragon so now I can't get the bonfire without killing the dragon.
#39 to #36 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
always start with the master key as gift man, that **** gives you access to most **** at the beginning, like shortcuts and you can skip **** like that bridge.
User avatar #41 to #39 - altari ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Oh I started master key. But I can't become a sunbro till I get across to the ******* bonfire. When I get a good fire shield that wyvern is so ******* dead.
#42 to #41 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
did you try running past him? like go up the stairs and hide behind the wall until he uses fire attack **** and then run to the bonfire.
worked for me
User avatar #43 to #42 - altari ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
I tried that but he used the fire attack around ~3 times before I died. I remember running under him before, but maybe they changed it. He seems really aggressive now.
#44 to #43 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
the undead female merchant sells poison arrows so maybe you get a bow and poison him, GL
User avatar #63 to #43 - sirfapaton (07/05/2015) [-]
You can wait for him to land on the bridge. When he starts that, just run past him.
Stay near the stairs but so that his breath doesn't hit you.
User avatar #64 to #63 - altari ONLINE (07/05/2015) [-]
Thanks man. Here's hoping it works.
User avatar #65 to #64 - sirfapaton (07/05/2015) [-]
Well, if you know how to do it, it's 100% consistent. He will also jump on the bridge if you shoot at him with an arrow or something. You can also run past him during that time
User avatar #68 to #64 - sirfapaton (07/07/2015) [-]
So did you manage to do it?
User avatar #69 to #68 - altari ONLINE (07/07/2015) [-]
Yep. Thanks for the help man. I'm even more grossly incandescent because of you.
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#30 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
Am I the only one forever unphased by "that monster had a family!" stuff in games? Great, more exp, and another couple rolls on the loot table.
#29 - frogath (07/05/2015) [-]
All the funny
#49 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
you think that is bad...wait till they come out the end
User avatar #38 - thekillerwalrus (07/05/2015) [-]
Never played the games, can I get an explanatio.
#40 to #38 - anon (07/05/2015) [-]
when u kill dergon u absorb ther soul
#27 - widar (07/05/2015) [-]
Dragons in TES don't reproduce. They're immortal and were apparently all created at roughly the same time by Akatosh.
#70 - drakonbolt (07/09/2015) [-]
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#71 to #70 - majordegree (07/11/2015) [-]
Even though its a roll.

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