Double Surprise. Americans dont even know Source: Imgur.. 60,000 of these bastards were seized by the US government last year, I think its a clear message we want some god damn kinder eggs! Double Surprise Americans dont even know Source: Imgur 60 000 of these bastards were seized by the US government last year I think its a clear message we want some god damn kinder eggs!
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#20 - Indubidubly
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60,000 of these bastards were seized by the US government last year, I think its a clear message we want some god damn kinder eggs!
60,000 of these bastards were seized by the US government last year, I think its a clear message we want some god damn kinder eggs!
#91 to #20 - bann
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I've heard tales that TSA agents would take them and eat them themselves
User avatar #160 to #20 - joshlol
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Have all the guns you want but god forbid you have a dangerous chocolate treat with a small plastic container inside, you'd surely choke to death.
#6 - ninjabadger
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You lucky son of a bitch.   
   
And I can get those here in America.
You lucky son of a bitch.

And I can get those here in America.
User avatar #7 to #6 - tokage
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no you can't T___T
User avatar #8 to #7 - jessewright
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(10/07/2013) [-]
you can now. they just had to make it a large plastic ball inside of it instead of just the toy
User avatar #10 to #8 - irishwolven
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but... but the toy always came is a plastic ball.
User avatar #11 to #10 - jessewright
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they use to be just a chocolate ball with toys inside
#19 to #11 - hewhoepicfails
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Those are the Wonderballs, you *******! How DARE you be affiliated with America and confuse the Kinder Egg with the almighty Wonderball?!
User avatar #21 to #19 - zodeax
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i thought wonderball had candies inside not a toy
User avatar #23 to #21 - hewhoepicfails
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I believe they used to have toys inside, not just candy.
User avatar #33 to #23 - luxray
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Juuust candy.
#89 to #33 - derberner
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In the 90s, the Wonderballs (then called Nestle Magic Balls) had Disney figures inside. After some kids choked on them, they were recalled and re-released in April 2000 with candy inside instead of toys. I used to collect the figurines when I was little.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wonder_Ball
User avatar #124 to #89 - luxray
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I stand corrected.
I never remembered the little figurines, then again, I only got half of the 90's...
#181 to #124 - derberner
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Yeah, it's a shame. Toys stopped in '97. Some dumb kids had to ruin it for everyone. Like kids need more candy inside of their candy.
#182 to #181 - luxray
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So I was 2, then.
Oh well, America solves idiot problems by punishing everyone.
User avatar #164 to #21 - srapture
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At first I read that as "I thought wonderball had candles inside", which seemed pretty strange to me, but not outrageous.
User avatar #34 to #19 - vicsix
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(10/08/2013) [-]
I miss wonderballs...
#12 to #11 - bloodharbringer
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(10/08/2013) [-]
no.

just the capsule.
#100 to #11 - Haane
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Scary....you have my grandfather's name.....
#13 to #11 - anon id: 49ccdc17
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you're full of ****.
#36 to #6 - kanedam
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(10/08/2013) [-]
you can have everything everywhere...

just go to your local dealer and watch out that the police doesn catch yoU!
User avatar #132 to #36 - rapsuskiller
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-Yeah, uhm, I heard you sell the... *ejem* good stuff

-Yeh, mane. Meth, weed, heroin, cocaine... What and how much do ya want?

-Eh, uh, two Kinder Surprise Eggs... p-please

-W-wait, WHAT? I AIN´T GONNA GIVE YOU NO ********* KINDER EGGS YOU THINK I'M CRAZY MANE? THAT **** IS DANGEROUS
#108 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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(10/08/2013) [-]
I've never had a kinder egg, we had was these.
User avatar #117 to #108 - fireprincess
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I remember those. They were so good.
User avatar #123 to #108 - aeriesiapna
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(10/08/2013) [-]
if Memory serves we had Kinder Eggs or something similar first, then got the wonder balls. yay for feeling old
User avatar #114 to #108 - xoyv
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aaaand that's why kinder eggs were banned in the US
User avatar #22 - toddingram
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**toddingram rolls 89** ....speaking of double
User avatar #24 to #22 - areo0420
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**areo0420 rolls 70** here, swap me one before anyone notices!
User avatar #26 to #24 - Happytreefriend
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**Happytreefriend rolls 86** yay for failing
User avatar #37 to #26 - ballsmcfrenzy **User deleted account**
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ugh you ***** dont even know how to double.
*roll*
User avatar #40 to #37 - whiteblob
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Or how to roll.
#27 to #26 - theepicguerilla
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User avatar #25 to #24 - agrofenlas
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8+9=7
70+7= 77
Math, its super simple stuff.
User avatar #39 to #22 - godzillaeatslazers
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**godzillaeatslazers rolls 28** Double you say?
User avatar #50 to #39 - orchdork
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hey man, lets trade...
User avatar #53 to #50 - godzillaeatslazers
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**godzillaeatslazers rolls 9** Hey ill take your 8 and you take my 2
User avatar #49 to #22 - orchdork
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**orchdork rolls 82** I'll try and help here
User avatar #88 to #22 - HomelessPhilMo
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**HomelessPhilMo rolls 66**
User avatar #72 to #22 - wesleyhathaway
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**wesleyhathaway rolls 96** you can't have these, cause they're mine
User avatar #73 to #72 - wesleyhathaway
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**wesleyhathaway rolls 1** add
User avatar #74 to #73 - wesleyhathaway
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**wesleyhathaway rolls 1** add again
User avatar #75 to #74 - wesleyhathaway
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**wesleyhathaway rolls 1** add one last time
User avatar #76 to #75 - wesleyhathaway
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(10/08/2013) [-]
BOOYA
#203 to #75 - hotmammoth
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What are you, a blackjack dealer?
#149 to #75 - takemythumb
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#94 - ineedahug
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(10/08/2013) [-]
GOD DAMN IT OP!!!! THAT"S NOT HOW YOU ******* EAT IT !!!!!!!! FUCCCCCCKKKK!!!! ARE YOU A ******* ANIMAL?

You take the entire wrapper off it and break the entire egg into 2 pieces vertically and you eat the them separately.

AND YES I AM MAD!!!
User avatar #109 to #94 - ruebezahl
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(10/08/2013) [-]
You're absolutely right. Whoever did this must have been raised by wolves.
User avatar #110 to #94 - losers
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Shhh....it's ok.....'cuz now you gottahug.
#167 to #94 - pwnmissilereborn **User deleted account**
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Finally someone who understands my rage.
User avatar #145 - ButtonFly
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That's the best kinder surprise.

... I'll go home now.
#103 - azzyx
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Thumbed for the description
#104 to #103 - eloschmidt **User deleted account**
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#147 - sundip
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You're meant to crack them open, not bite them.   
   
..You monster
You're meant to crack them open, not bite them.

..You monster
#111 - onestacks
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(10/08/2013) [-]
mfw my friends dad is a CEO of this company and always brings me free ****
#122 to #111 - freegzuz
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#125 to #111 - kaboomz
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User avatar #130 to #111 - naruske
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My dad's friend is a company of this CEO and always ***** me bring free
#113 to #111 - manlymcbeard
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(10/08/2013) [-]
Really? My CEO dad brings me actual Kinders and not ****, but hey I guess we now know who is loved more.
#144 - trevo
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(10/08/2013) [-]
I only found recently America aren't allowed kinder eggs, you poor *******.
I only found recently America aren't allowed kinder eggs, you poor *******.
#152 to #144 - seelcudoom
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#161 to #144 - mreichenberg
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The closest thing I remember to that in America was The Wonder Ball
User avatar #151 to #144 - malhaloc
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yeah some fat kid thought it would be fun to put the whole damn thing in his mouth and he choked. and you know how we americans are. if one person gets hurt doing something its now illegal. so no wonder balls, no dodge ball, no tug of war...
User avatar #155 to #151 - ButtonFly
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Actually, no one had died because of the eggs when America made them illegal. In fact, the first recorded deaths weren't until three years after the law in America was passed. Those deaths were of three children in the UK.
There was talk of banning the egg in the UK after that in the UK House of Commons and also by the UK Department of Trade and Industry but they were like "nah."

The 1938 Federal Food, Drug, and Cosmetic Act contains a section highlighting that a confectionery product with a non-nutritive object, partially or totally imbedded within it, cannot be sold within the United States, unless the FDA issues a regulation that the non-nutritive object has functional value. Essentially, the 1938 Act bans “the sale of any candy that has imbedded in it a toy or trinket.”
Of course, this didn't stretch over to Kinder eggs until 1997 when they were officially banned.
User avatar #175 to #155 - doctorprofessornv
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So by that logic putting plastic rings on cupcakes should also be illegal... then again I probably shouldn't be putting any more dumb ideas out there for the government to 'capitalize' on.
User avatar #176 to #175 - ButtonFly
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Who puts plastic rings on cupcakes?
#180 to #176 - daviid
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**daviid rolled a random image posted in comment #8 at That's what you get bitch! ** you've never had a holloween cupcake with a little plastic ring on top? like a black spider or even a white skull
User avatar #185 to #180 - ButtonFly
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Oh yeah. I remember those now.
I didn't know stores actually sold them though. I thought they were just decoration adults added to them.
User avatar #204 to #185 - daviid
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youre probably right, i just figured those ******* bought em like that
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User avatar #178 to #176 - doctorprofessornv
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You can find them in most supermarkets and grocery stores, especially around the holidays (e.g spider rings on Halloween cupcakes, etc...).
#156 to #151 - ultimateasshole
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User avatar #154 to #151 - trevo
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There's always that someone who ruins it for everyone else.