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User avatar #3 - thechosentroll (09/19/2015) [-]
>Drinking coke straight from the bottle

Disgusting.
#62 to #3 - anonoon (09/20/2015) [-]
It's kinda pitiful to be honest, but that's only if she is depressed.

If she's happy, more power to her!
#16 to #3 - angryninja (09/19/2015) [-]
I drink coke or any carbonated beverage from metal mug with slightly grooved (probably lathed) inner wall. That causes bubbles to dissipate a lot faster, making the beverage drinkable right away (not choking on tons of co2). It is however unsuitable for containing carbonated drinks fo more than 2 minutes.
Pic related: that is the mug
#28 to #16 - bhuddanator (09/19/2015) [-]
>Choking on fizzy drinks

There's a limit on how much of a faggot someone can reasonably be
User avatar #33 to #28 - nywrestler (09/19/2015) [-]
Well said
User avatar #126 to #28 - moldybreadcrumb (09/20/2015) [-]
Idk, it sounds like he spits, not swallows
#140 to #28 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
I mean, if you leave a bottled pepsi in a fridge for a couple days and open it up and drink it, the carbon fizz bubbles are a lot smaller and a lot less noticeable feeling-wise, and if you swallow too fast it puts a big ol' nasty air bubble in your gut. I don't drink soda anymore, so that's good
User avatar #29 to #16 - rawrbowwow (09/19/2015) [-]
I put it in a cup.
User avatar #47 to #16 - manza (09/19/2015) [-]
Why can't you be a ******* normal person?
User avatar #99 to #16 - greyhoundfd (09/20/2015) [-]
That's a cool-ass cup, but you ruined it by being a faggot about bubbles.

Seriously, the pain is the best part.
User avatar #125 to #16 - moldybreadcrumb (09/20/2015) [-]
You can't even handle fizzy soda?
Geez your boyfriend must hate you


Jk i actually think that's cool, i just had to seize the opportunity m8
I'd say I love you but your boyfriend may get jealous
#32 to #16 - schindewolforch (09/19/2015) [-]
that actually sounds cool as **** I don' tknow why you're getting so much ****
User avatar #93 to #32 - frankwest (09/20/2015) [-]
FJ Rule #1 is to form your opinion on posts based on how many thumbs it already has without making an opinion of your own. angryninja probably got one down thumb and everyone just followed suit because why not
#100 to #93 - schindewolforch (09/20/2015) [-]
yeah, I don't really like that, that's how it works with most rating systems.
#136 to #100 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Why is she climbing into a giant vagina?
#141 to #100 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
User avatar #94 to #93 - penileburglar (09/20/2015) [-]
FJ Rule #2: When anyone red thumbs you, blame it entirely on the bandwagon effect and don't remotely acknowledge the possibility that people simply DO disagree with you.
User avatar #95 to #94 - frankwest (09/20/2015) [-]
Meh, you're probably right. Considering how little users care to thumb anything at all, it is more likely emotional response that net the thumbs. We're all just retarded and have dumb ass opinions tho
#36 to #32 - angryninja (09/19/2015) [-]
Thank you. I don´t understand either. I mean how can you even chug coke straight out of bottle? It almost explodes in your mouth/stomach.
User avatar #54 to #36 - anametoremember (09/20/2015) [-]
Pussy buds
User avatar #153 to #36 - ninjaroo (09/20/2015) [-]
If you don't have parkinsons and just hold the bottle still like a normal person, it's exactly the same drinking it from a cup as it is drinking it from a bottle.
User avatar #128 to #16 - TheBigGummyBear ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
You ******* pussy.
#124 to #16 - congorepublic (09/20/2015) [-]
I don't know why but this really ******* cungled my congos.
#122 to #16 - kanaka (09/20/2015) [-]
don't remember anyone ******* asking m8
User avatar #119 to #3 - elcreepo (09/20/2015) [-]
>drinking soda
Disgusting
User avatar #132 to #119 - furiousmarshmellow (09/20/2015) [-]
>Not drinking soda

Hello, alien lifeform.
User avatar #158 to #132 - elcreepo (09/20/2015) [-]
I'm an alien life-form because I don't drink slow-acting poison?

****** so bad for you... how bad is it you might ask?

The enamel of your teeth is the hardest compound in your body. And soda erodes it like it was one ply tissue paper. It has so much corn syrup in it that the drink itself has diabetes. The amount of unnatural preservatives and flavorings in it probably also don't help your health much.

And to top it off... it adds no nutrients to your body, you're just drinking fizzy sugar water.

No thanks, man. It's like a poor man's cigarette.
User avatar #159 to #158 - furiousmarshmellow (09/20/2015) [-]
You're meaning to tell me that you've never drank soda once in your life and liked it?
User avatar #161 to #159 - elcreepo (09/21/2015) [-]
Oh, no. I did when I was younger and didn't know about all the **** soda has in it.

I'm just opposed to consuming it ever again.
#133 to #3 - furiousmarshmellow (09/20/2015) [-]
It's not disgusting as much as it just plain pathetic. I mean, you can't even take the time and energy to go find a cup.
User avatar #87 to #3 - advice (09/20/2015) [-]
agreed, tastes much better in a glass cup
#6 to #3 - harbydeath (09/19/2015) [-]
then im a disgusting person on yet another level.
#9 to #6 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
I'm an american and that **** is not ok
#106 to #9 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Your lips say American, but your attitude says Commie.
User avatar #44 to #3 - norkasthethird (09/19/2015) [-]
do you not?
User avatar #45 to #44 - thechosentroll (09/19/2015) [-]
Unless it's so cold it makes your teeth crack, you're just gonna get a mouthful of bubbles.
User avatar #75 to #74 - thechosentroll (09/20/2015) [-]
No, no I do not.
#114 to #75 - cactusphalus (09/20/2015) [-]
**cactusphalus used "*roll picture*"**
**cactusphalus rolled image**you merely reinstated your opinion and intead of greenies you got red... oh FJ, never change
#78 to #75 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
wait look at the fatties arm. if you tilt your head sideways, doesn't it look like this pear? pic related obv.
User avatar #83 to #78 - thechosentroll (09/20/2015) [-]
I'm not really seeing it.
User avatar #77 to #75 - dasbrot (09/20/2015) [-]
You'd rather sully a separate glass? I can understand if you're sharing with others but is it really that bad?
User avatar #80 to #77 - thechosentroll (09/20/2015) [-]
>>#45, It's not about glasses, it's about getting hit in the mouth by a bunch of fizz. I hate that feeling.
User avatar #85 to #80 - dasbrot (09/20/2015) [-]
If you chug it like a barbarian, then you'll get massive fizz. Be careful and never cover the entire spout with your mouth.
User avatar #88 to #85 - thechosentroll (09/20/2015) [-]
**** that. I am a grown-ass man, who can drink half a liter of coke in a single breath. I'm not gonna waste time, sipping it like some fine wine.
User avatar #91 to #88 - dasbrot (09/20/2015) [-]
Well the more you empty the bottle the more (I find) you can gulp it.
User avatar #89 to #85 - thechosentroll (09/20/2015) [-]
Also, the glass I use for coke is 400ml.
User avatar #79 to #77 - creamgravy (09/20/2015) [-]
When you drink straight from the bottle it has that plasticy, bottley taste. The only time i dont pour it into a seperate glass is in the small bottles, and the cans.
User avatar #82 to #79 - dasbrot (09/20/2015) [-]
I don't taste any plastic. Besides it's Coke m8 not ******* wine.
#30 to #3 - Sperit (09/19/2015) [-]
At least it is measured in the metric system
#38 to #30 - igelior (09/19/2015) [-]
hah! i understood that reference
#43 to #38 - donbionicle (09/19/2015) [-]
Been wondering where this is from, thanks.
#101 to #43 - overlordnick ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
I always thought it was a cs:go anarchist.
User avatar #102 to #101 - donbionicle (09/20/2015) [-]
CS has anarchists?
User avatar #105 to #102 - thesirofponies (09/20/2015) [-]
Only on Office.Run a match with bots and find out
#129 to #102 - stupidpiglets (09/20/2015) [-]
they act like teens
#23 to #3 - captainprincess ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
I do that
#7 to #3 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
if nobody else is gonna drink from it anyway who gives a **** ?
User avatar #11 to #3 - capinsquiggles ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
It's fine if it's a bottle you're not sharing, I just do it so I don't have to dirty a dish I need to clean
User avatar #12 to #11 - vampired (09/19/2015) [-]
that's a lot of coke you're willing to put in your body in short amount of time (I presume).
User avatar #15 to #12 - camslayer (09/19/2015) [-]
You can put the cap back on
User avatar #17 to #15 - vampired (09/19/2015) [-]
can you take the spit out?
User avatar #18 to #17 - camslayer (09/19/2015) [-]
Well I drink what goes in my mouth, not spit it back into the bottle.
User avatar #20 to #18 - vampired (09/19/2015) [-]
well, my point is that you don't drink from 1,5 liter water bottle and then leave it for two days. It will go bad because of the saliva that will get into that bottle, whether you want it or not. 2 liter bottle of coke works on the same principle, I think, with the exception that big coke bottle has what? 4-5 times max daily intake of sugar?
User avatar #22 to #20 - camslayer (09/19/2015) [-]
I think it goes bad because water does that when its stagnant.
User avatar #37 to #22 - mnbmadison (09/19/2015) [-]
i think he is overthinking it
#69 to #20 - myjunk (09/20/2015) [-]
Coke is so acidic, I think it can go a few days without significant bacterial growth
User avatar #19 to #12 - capinsquiggles ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
Nah, I drink it over the course of like a week. Few sips here and there
User avatar #13 - imfenion (09/19/2015) [-]
I always wondered how are those fatties able to afford such a lifestyle anyway? I cant imagaine theyre going to work with those ugly **** asses.
#81 to #13 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Phone sex operator. No joke
User avatar #21 to #13 - xoyv (09/19/2015) [-]
welfare
#31 to #21 - Sperit (09/19/2015) [-]
what's a welfare?
#58 to #31 - pebar ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
"it's what keeps us alive"
#59 to #58 - pebar ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
>>#13, >>#21, >>#34, >>#31,
User avatar #34 to #31 - dreadedsin (09/19/2015) [-]
A way for ********* like this to get money and not work.
User avatar #135 to #31 - furiousmarshmellow (09/20/2015) [-]
Basically, the government sends you a check for money every month incase you or someone within your residence suffers from a disability. However, a bunch of dickholes have broken this system by writing themselves off as "disabled," even though they could just have something like a very minor case of autism (like ADHD). It's one of the many reasons our economy is going to **** .
User avatar #14 - catkyte (09/19/2015) [-]
the meth addict is going to easily outlive those mega-fatties, and thats sad as hell.
#64 to #14 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
Probably not, but both seriously need help.
User avatar #71 to #64 - catkyte (09/20/2015) [-]
theres no way those beanbag chairs will ever make it past 40
User avatar #84 to #71 - oceanfrank (09/20/2015) [-]
there's no way a constant meth user will make it past 30 (assuming they start in their 20's)
#97 to #84 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
My uncle has been on meth since he was 15, he's 38 now. He looks like a normal guy, it's like it doesn't even affect him much.
User avatar #113 to #97 - oceanfrank (09/20/2015) [-]
your uncle might be an anomaly. That or it isn't a constant thing and he can somehow keep it from taking over his life.
User avatar #86 to #84 - catkyte (09/20/2015) [-]
according to google you seem to be right

Methamphetamine KILLS either by Overdose, Suicide, Drug Related Health Problems or Drug Related Violence. The average life expectancy for a heavy meth user is 5-7 years
User avatar #90 to #86 - oceanfrank (09/20/2015) [-]
I know im right I've seen ****** under this **** .... If this was a disease it'd get as much media coverage as AIDS or Ebola. It's one of the most evil and disturbing things I've ever seen someone take.
User avatar #142 to #90 - mookiea (09/20/2015) [-]
research krokodil, meth is water compared to krokodil. its the worst a drug can get.
User avatar #149 to #142 - oceanfrank (09/20/2015) [-]
i've seen it but I dont even consider that a drug I'd consider that a straight up poison
User avatar #92 to #90 - catkyte (09/20/2015) [-]
thats messed up, makes you wonder what could possibly make someone want to take this crap.
User avatar #144 to #92 - mookiea (09/20/2015) [-]
meth idk. but i was addicted to opiate based pain killers since i was 13 and i'm still fighting the addiction, not as bad as it was back then, i have gotten way better. i'm almost done and outta the words tbh. but it goes something like this. once u try it you do it more and more then everyday for no other reason then it ma,es you crazy happy and excited about nothing, you crave this happiness. then after so long you become truly addicted. without the drug you will withdrawal physically and mentally. this includes intense flu like symptoms, cold sweats, anxious, intense pain all over the body, cant sleep anger, just really bad **** . mentally you will never really be happy again because you burned out your receptors, severe depression, suicide is very common for people that try to quit. the whole ordeal is a nightmare i would not wish on my worst enemy. i try my best to stear people away, because i have lived that nightmare for 8 years.

i cant wait for my corsair k95 rgb vengeance keyboard to get here, this on screen jkeyboard is killing me.
User avatar #151 to #144 - catkyte (09/20/2015) [-]
lol (at the keyboard)
i've seen addiction first hand as well, my father was hooked on angel dust from before the time i was born. he finally kicked it when i was around 5 and thats when he came back into my life, but after that he hurt his back pretty back. had to have multiple surgeries to somewhat fix it but he was still racked with pain, and thats when the pills came into the picture.

when i was young i never really noticed it because he made an effort to keep me away from it. same with cigarettes he never smoked anywhere near me, but after i became a teenager i'd get phonecalls from him and you could just tell he wasn't right. he was somewhat slurring his words and he was missing that spark people normally have when talking. still he did his best. he kept a job and paid for a place to live and a car, always tried to follow through on his promises.

i guess what im trying to say is that there's a definite difference between someone using it to escape whatever pain they have, and someone trying to get better.

good luck.
#104 to #92 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
I tried crack once on accident believing it was mdma. Never trust a crazy white drug dealer that goes by the name "long hair don't care".
User avatar #108 to #104 - catkyte (09/20/2015) [-]
"opps"
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#1 - hueduebue (09/19/2015) [-]
This isn't even wrong you actually sometimes have a thing you almost eat/drink all the time because your body is craving it. Stuff like energy drinks/coffe/tea(im guilty of loving tea) or cola or soda in general. And what else its all about how you associate it and eventually your brain starts making you crave it.
User avatar #8 to #1 - goodhomer ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
Chocolate milk and gummi candies.

I practically live off of it.
#146 to #1 - squalllionhart (09/20/2015) [-]
i used to drink a ton of soda for several years but recently stopped and i haven't had one in just over a month i think
#156 to #146 - hueduebue (09/20/2015) [-]
I used to chug energy drink like it was a miracle beverage. After stopping i had a massive headache and after trying once after a whole year the stuff tasted like the **** had so much sugar its not even good.
#4 to #1 - marcx ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
yea its not wrong but goign overboard is. Like idk how poepl let themselves get that over weight. im overweight and i know im lazy but i know full well ill never let myself get that big.
User avatar #35 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
Why the **** is it legal to buy pizzas that big

That doesn't even ******* make sense, even a thin slice would be enough for 5 dinners, what the hell
#68 to #35 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
I grew up in a family of 8 (5 boys). We would easily go through 3 large pizzas and a medium.
User avatar #123 to #68 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
That makes sense, I just don't even see how you'd cut that
#63 to #35 - economicfreedom (09/20/2015) [-]
why wouldn't it be legal you 			*******		 jackass....   
   
what gives you the right to tell people what they are allowed to buy
why wouldn't it be legal you ******* jackass....

what gives you the right to tell people what they are allowed to buy
User avatar #120 to #63 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
Damn son, never heard of a joke before? Sarcasm, yo, chill out
#157 to #120 - economicfreedom (09/20/2015) [-]
your jokes are ****

since there are a bajillion people who are completely ok with banning things they personally don't like.

for example, trans fat was recently banned. did you know that
User avatar #160 to #157 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
Well I'll give this to you

You actually had me there for a second
User avatar #41 to #35 - captfuckhead (09/19/2015) [-]
some people have huge families and don't feel like getting multiple smaller pizzas? I don't know man, I'm just a ******* dog.
#39 to #35 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
normal people get them for parties or groups of people, not for a personal serving
User avatar #40 to #39 - xxTheJesterxx ONLINE (09/19/2015) [-]
That makes sense, I just can't even comprehend how you slice that up... seems like it'd be really awkward to do
User avatar #5 - psychadelicace (09/19/2015) [-]
That Coke isn't diet, that's not good for you drinking all that sugar
User avatar #26 to #5 - fjtv (09/19/2015) [-]
It's also not good eating a pizza the size of a baby elephant
User avatar #139 to #26 - psychadelicace (09/20/2015) [-]
That's the joke
User avatar #155 to #130 - gittons (09/20/2015) [-]
man satan is a real cool guy.
#55 - virck (09/20/2015) [-]
My need for oxygen food and water, disables me from living in. SSPPPAAACCEEEE
User avatar #10 - sweetellie (09/19/2015) [-]
how do you get a stomach like that, she just looks like a blob. I eat a lot but damn I wear medium sized clothes. Guess it's probably because I couldn't handle that much food and coke all at once.
And is she flat chested or are her tits in that big stomach region, I'm so confused.
User avatar #103 to #10 - civilizedwasteland (09/20/2015) [-]
its cause the food they eat has such a high sugar/fat content, it could feel like they didnt eat that much when in reality they ate more in a single meal then what a normal person eats in a day.
#24 to #10 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
i imagine ranch dressing on pizza is a good start
User avatar #25 to #24 - sweetellie (09/19/2015) [-]
I don't really know what ranch dressing is, I don't care for dressings.
User avatar #42 to #25 - bodeejus (09/19/2015) [-]
Its basically a dip/dressing comprised of buttermilk and sometimes sour cream ir mayo, and pepper, salt, and usually herbs like parsley and dill. When prepared fresh with buttermilk it's great. But fatty mc whale is pouring Hidden Valley processed ranch on that pizza which I find to be repulsive. Some people love that stuff. It just tastes like runny spiced mayo to me.
#27 to #25 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
ranch dressing is something that makes even salad and vegetables unhealthy but it is about the only way to get an american to eat either.
#96 - thomasj (09/20/2015) [-]
The second picture is disgusting. Ranch with pizza?
#109 to #96 - hoodini (09/20/2015) [-]
Hell yeah ************ ! That **** is delicious! But if you tried it and didn't like it, that's fine. I personally love some ranch with my pizza.
#117 to #109 - corundumdeath (09/20/2015) [-]
I like ranch with my crusts
I hope you like what I did to your image.
#118 to #117 - hoodini (09/20/2015) [-]
Thanks man, going in the folder with the rest.
User avatar #65 - artemisblue (09/20/2015) [-]
Fun fact: it is actually possible to become addicted to food. I frankly have no clue how it happens, but it appears to be a common factor in obesity.
User avatar #110 to #65 - nudybooty (09/20/2015) [-]
You can literally become addicting to everything. The human brain is magical.
User avatar #66 to #65 - sugoi (09/20/2015) [-]
dey wan dat sugar
User avatar #46 - belphegore (09/19/2015) [-]
If you recognize obesity as substance abuse, then you recognize it as a disability. If it as recognized as a disability,then you are no better than the people who hate the retarded, or the mexicans.
#49 to #46 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
retards should honestly be put to death
they are the very thing natural selection gets rid of
User avatar #50 to #49 - belphegore (09/19/2015) [-]
execution is rather barbaric. Why arent they naturally selected to die?
#51 to #50 - anon (09/19/2015) [-]
they are
we just help them live
in the wild, they'd die pretty quickly
User avatar #52 to #51 - belphegore (09/19/2015) [-]
So, what you are saying, is that our compassion for a life is unnatural? Our value for life, and our socio-natural evolution is wrong? Are we so unnatural, that the cruelty of taking a human life is abhorrent? Can we kill the mentally and physically feeble? Is it justified as a natural act?
User avatar #154 to #46 - ninjaroo (09/20/2015) [-]
That's a bit of an assumption, saying that I recognize it as a disability just because I recognize it as abuse. Sure, it could be a disability, it could also just be weak willed people. I also find it distasteful to compare substance abusers to Mexicans. That's offensive to meth addicts.
#131 - burytia (09/20/2015) [-]
ICH HABE KEINE LUST
#115 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
>FJ
>Hates fat people
>Says it's their fault
>Acts like it's their choice and loosing weight is easy and they're just pathetic
>this content
>FJ enjoying comparing fat people to other substance abusers
>Is basically admitting food and eating can be as addictive as some illegal drugs, which is true
>FJ doesn't call smokers or drug addicts out because it's totes easy to quit they just need to stop smoking/taking drugs

Cool beans.
User avatar #127 to #115 - rhblink (09/20/2015) [-]
Implying it's not their fault and that some otherwordly force beyond their control made them fat, not just their bad choices
#70 - pyrusd (09/20/2015) [-]
YOU DON'T KNOW MY DIET!

YOU CAN'T TELL HOW HEALTHY I AM BY LOOKING AT ME!
#138 - anon (09/20/2015) [-]
**** YOU, I'M OUTTA WEED !!!
#137 - kingderps (09/20/2015) [-]
Obliviously these woman are equally as beautiful as any other woman, stop fat shaming. They are perfectly healthy and they are big boned.
User avatar #134 - machiavellianhumor ONLINE (09/20/2015) [-]
dont you mean dope meme
#121 - daemonicdemeanor (09/20/2015) [-]
**daemonicdemeanor used "*roll picture*"**
**daemonicdemeanor rolled image**And here I am with a 2 liter of Coke sitting in my mini fridge next to my computer. I full well intend to drink the whole thing by the time I fall asleep, yet I'm pouring it into a cup like some kind of ******* casual. At least mine stays cold. That or I severely underestimate the amount of time the land whales take to drink that.

User avatar #116 - evilanakie (09/20/2015) [-]
i live across the road from a mcdonnalds
i said to myself id try lose weight when i moved into my new apartment
ive been there a few times but only for dollar frozen drinks and to meet ronald mc donald
i also live down the road from a big pizza parlor
it smells so good
trying to avoid fast food is hell for a fat ass like me
#143 to #116 - macrase (09/20/2015) [-]
**macrase used "*roll picture*"**
**macrase rolled image**dude, if u don't drink any soda and no sweets at all, after about 3 weeks or so u will drop 15 pounds because of the sudden drop in continual sugar. guess it could be different for other people but thats what happened to me
User avatar #145 to #143 - evilanakie (09/20/2015) [-]
i only drink tea and water
i dont really eat sugar
#147 to #145 - macrase (09/20/2015) [-]
ok, the tea part... from mcds? cuz that **** is loaded with sugar... if u really wanna do weight losses cut all sugar if u can, then execise and **** is essential
User avatar #148 to #147 - evilanakie (09/20/2015) [-]
no i mean green tea
and the occasional frozen coke
#150 to #148 - macrase (09/20/2015) [-]
**macrase used "*roll picture*"**
**macrase rolled image**have you lost any weight then?
User avatar #152 to #150 - evilanakie (09/20/2015) [-]
not really
never ate terribly
just kinda never worked out
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