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#41 - serlucane
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Doofenshmirtz is hands down one of the best things about that show.
Doofenshmirtz is hands down one of the best things about that show.
#127 to #41 - anon id: ab151c1b
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definatly
User avatar #70 to #41 - angelious
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he is the greatest culmination of genre savvy characters
User avatar #99 to #41 - Bad Man
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"Oh, it-it seems the book has caught up to us in real-time."
I loved how he made a pop-up book about his life up to the point where he was having that particular conversation.
User avatar #156 to #41 - Furubatsu
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I loved one quote where he basically stated "I mean, this summer's lasted like five years! What's going on?"
User avatar #61 to #41 - icameheretotroll
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He's one of the most self aware cartoon characters i've seen
User avatar #53 to #41 - sexwithyourwife
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"I remember my birth..neither of my parents showed up" -doof

it was something like that but I still use that line sometimes.
User avatar #79 to #53 - zzforrest
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I think it was "When I was born, my parents failed to show up"
#9 - anon id: a27a1188
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the meat will be eaten by scavengers, coyots will drag off all the bones to eat. the skulls however are to large for them and so they are left behind.
User avatar #83 to #9 - beatmasterz
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it's a cartoon
User avatar #12 to #9 - SquishyHaribo
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and contain next to no marrow so it's not worth breaking into them
User avatar #158 to #12 - adak
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The brain is in there though and is like 65% fat and 32%protein. A cows brain weighs like half a kilo (slightly more that a pound) so if the predator could get at it it would be worth it. Not sure if smaller predators can break through a cows skull though which might be the reason it's left behind.
#65 to #9 - zombiebacon
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User avatar #150 to #65 - rhiaanor
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what is that from
#157 to #150 - zombiebacon
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The Aquabats Super Show   
   
The purposely campy adventures of a superhero rock band
The Aquabats Super Show

The purposely campy adventures of a superhero rock band
#76 to #9 - dizzyhills
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that very sad moment when your to lazy to log in and you get 200+ green thumbs.
User avatar #64 to #9 - minecraftmemes
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I hate when i ask a fun question and people give me logical explanations
User avatar #18 to #9 - xXferaligatrXx
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but why a cow? i've never heard of a l've cow in the desert
User avatar #19 to #18 - newsuperyoshi
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Where the hell do you think the professions of cowboy and cowgirl come from?
User avatar #21 to #19 - xXferaligatrXx
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well that just hit me like a brick
#24 to #21 - newsuperyoshi
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#38 to #21 - I Am Monkey
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User avatar #184 to #19 - newsuperyoshi
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I'd like to thank the academy.
#143 to #18 - anon id: 79e2b93b
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Dude. In the Old Testament, the Israelites were a desert people, and they had cattle.
#26 to #18 - ctsasquatch
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<-- This.
User avatar #28 to #26 - mondominiman
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So did the cows and horses meet up one day and decide who's riding who.
#15 to #9 - NinjaZombie
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#8 - spazzin
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Maybe the cow at it's own body
User avatar #20 to #8 - newsuperyoshi
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@itsownbody? I'm confuse.
#22 to #20 - spazzin
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The cow ate the rest of it's body, only leaving the skull

I ******* hate explaining things
User avatar #23 to #22 - newsuperyoshi
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I got the joke and was making my own joke playing off it.
User avatar #32 to #23 - spazzin
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im sry
#35 to #32 - sry
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you can't see me
you can't see me
#45 to #8 - settlethoukettle
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But it'd STILL be there. inside itself.
User avatar #11 to #8 - spazzin
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ate*
#31 to #11 - ugoboom
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8*
8*
#80 to #31 - popnotes
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User avatar #30 - demandsgayversion
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The body of a cow is immortal, but the head will age. Cows reproduce by shedding their old head and an infant head takes it's place. That's why baby cows have normal cow bodies but tiny heads.
User avatar #33 to #30 - romaniantiger
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dgv with the cow facts
#66 - yourmomfapping
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maybe spongebob ?
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#137 - jmmora
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an confirm, there is no body near the head
#95 - alucardlives
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How did this **** make front page?   
Are you ALL children?
How did this **** make front page?
Are you ALL children?
#159 to #95 - twistedwoodthing
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It's not about the cartoon (or I don't know, maybe for some people it is), rather, it's lamp shading a trope everyone recognizes, hence the popularity.   
If you're disappointed this made the front page you cannot have been here for very long, friend. Wait a few days and one of those &quot;I bet I can get this stick on the front page&quot; things will come up and you can be right proper angry about that.
It's not about the cartoon (or I don't know, maybe for some people it is), rather, it's lamp shading a trope everyone recognizes, hence the popularity.
If you're disappointed this made the front page you cannot have been here for very long, friend. Wait a few days and one of those "I bet I can get this stick on the front page" things will come up and you can be right proper angry about that.
#173 to #159 - alucardlives
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i'd rather see a damn stick.    
I could laugh about that.
i'd rather see a damn stick.
I could laugh about that.
#136 to #95 - malhaloc
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&quot;You're all children for liking a cartoon.&quot; Says the guy who named himself after a cartoon character and uses said character as his mascot.   
   
inb4 b8 fags flame me for feeding the troll
"You're all children for liking a cartoon." Says the guy who named himself after a cartoon character and uses said character as his mascot.

inb4 b8 fags flame me for feeding the troll
#139 to #136 - alucardlives
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That quote.   
I see a difference between,   
Disney channel   
And Adult swim.    
Just saying.
That quote.
I see a difference between,
Disney channel
And Adult swim.
Just saying.
User avatar #182 to #139 - malhaloc
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So basically your cartoon is better because of cursing and blood? Doesn't that make you the child?
User avatar #186 to #182 - malhaloc
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Thought so.
User avatar #97 to #95 - avatarvszelda
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I'm an adult, and I love Phineas and ferb!
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#100 to #97 - alucardlives
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Your time on this earth may say that,   
But your actions dictate otherwise.
Your time on this earth may say that,
But your actions dictate otherwise.
User avatar #110 to #100 - avatarvszelda
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You obviously don't realize that you can enjoy things and still be an adult. Do we as humans have to reach a point in our life where we decided that one thing is too childish? I like Sesame street, Phineas and Ferb, and loony toons. But I also watch colbert, helsing, and NatGeo. I play pokemon AND Borderlands 2. My age and maturity level has nothing to do with my preferences and likes/dislikes.

Either you are younger than you want to admit, or you have denied yourself in order to be what you consider more 'mature'. But don't put down others for being who they are. just because we don't lie to ourselves does not mean that we are childish. Heck, my 80 year old grandfather likes to watch spongebob in the mornings.

And anyway, the ladies dig a guy who lets his inner child out. No woman wants to date a guy who is all business all the time.
#111 to #110 - alucardlives
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That's the thing about opinions,
I don't have to agree with you.
I think you're holding yourself back.
User avatar #114 to #111 - avatarvszelda
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Holding myself back from what? What could I possibly gain from saying what I am so mature that I can't enjoy a kids show?
#115 to #114 - alucardlives
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A pair of balls,   
For starters.
A pair of balls,
For starters.
User avatar #131 to #115 - avatarvszelda
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I am a glassblower. I stick my hands in a furnace that reaches temperatures in excess of 2,000 degrees. I put molten hot liquid glass on a pipe and shape it into a wineglass with nothing more than a wet newspaper and a pair of tweezers. I served four years in the military. I drove a FAASV, which is a vehicle that transports a few thousand pounds of artillery rounds, charges, and fuses. I even do a bit of blacksmithing on the side, though I am not too good at is since I only started it this year.

So sure, maybe I don't have a pair. But I have to ask you, what makes you think that you do? if the only thing that make you more of an adult is your choice of TV show, than I have bad news for you. You have the wrong impression of what being an adult is. Being an adult is about being responsible, hardworking, and willing to make the hard choices.

Deciding whether or not an adult should be watching Phineas and Ferb is not one of those hard choices.
#132 to #131 - alucardlives
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The pair of nuts between my legs are pretty convincing.
The pair of nuts between my legs are pretty convincing.
User avatar #133 to #132 - avatarvszelda
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As you said earlier
"your time on this earth may say that
But your actions dictate otherwise"

Just because you hit puberty does not make you an adult.
User avatar #134 to #133 - alucardlives
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And what makes me a child?
That i disagree with your opinion,
Then our government is run by children.
Close enough.
User avatar #138 to #134 - avatarvszelda
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No. I never called you a child. I just said that having balls does not make one an adult. That just so happened to be the only defence you put up. Give me some other evidence of maturity and then we can discuss based on that information.

Even though you have been trolling, you have done so in a mature manner. I can respect that. And if disagreeing makes one a child, then we are both children because we both disagree with the other. I am just saying that I have a different definition of what being an adult means, and that yours (to me) is a little too simplistic if it is defined by ones TV show choices.
User avatar #163 to #138 - twistedwoodthing
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I think this far into the conversation we've established that alucardlives is either enjoying this argument sexually, or will not be convinced of your viewpoint before the heat death of the universe. Please enjoy your emotional maturity and glassblowing, and heed not the crazy person.
User avatar #168 to #163 - alucardlives
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Sexually.
#105 to #100 - iwikensfw
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you seem like the type of person to own a trenchcoat, fedora or both
#107 to #105 - alucardlives
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Uh-oh,   
Someone on the internet disagrees with you.   
Better try and belittle them.    
Only pussies wear jackets.
Uh-oh,
Someone on the internet disagrees with you.
Better try and belittle them.
Only pussies wear jackets.
User avatar #112 to #107 - avatarvszelda
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isn't that exactly what you did by calling us children?
#113 to #112 - alucardlives
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Take it how you will,   
I could care less.    
You act like a child,   
Expect to be treated like one.
Take it how you will,
I could care less.
You act like a child,
Expect to be treated like one.
User avatar #117 to #113 - crimsonsunshine
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"Couldn't care less"
Proceeds to have an argument and continually post in said argument.
#118 to #117 - alucardlives
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Whether i care what you kids think,
Has no relevance to whether or not i defend my opinion.
Besides, I'm enjoying laughing at your opinions.
It's like one big joke.
User avatar #119 to #118 - crimsonsunshine
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You call people who watch cartoons children yet you obsess over a cartoon character from a mediocre anime.
User avatar #120 to #119 - alucardlives
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An obsession would imply that i require that i use related images.
I do not,
i choose to.
Mediocre, is what i could describe your attempt to be witty as.
Try harder.
User avatar #121 to #120 - crimsonsunshine
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obsession=/= addiction. Please learn the English language
#124 to #121 - alucardlives
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An obsession would lead to the same result.
An obsession would lead to the same result.
User avatar #125 to #124 - crimsonsunshine
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No, it really wouldn't. That's one track mind obsession but there are varying degrees and types of obsession.
#130 to #125 - alucardlives
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I can agree with that,   
To a degree.
I can agree with that,
To a degree.
User avatar #165 to #130 - twistedwoodthing
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What? A joker picture instead of Alucard?
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#108 to #107 - iwikensfw
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i've never even watched this show, so i couldn't give a **** about your opinion on it, you just seem like the fedora wearer you probably are
#109 to #108 - alucardlives
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I don't wear hats either.
I don't wear hats either.
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#142 to #140 - alucardlives
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I believe you.
I believe you.
#101 to #95 - teranin
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Your name is "Alucard lives". You have no room to talk, regardless of whether you mean Hellsing or Castlevania, because you are sufficiently obsessed with a fantasy to name yourself after it.
#102 to #101 - alucardlives
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Obsessed?    
I think not.
Obsessed?
I think not.
User avatar #55 - alucardlives
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This show is for children..
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No ****
User avatar #59 to #55 - fistoftheaxis
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Adults are just children grown up.
User avatar #172 to #59 - radroach
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So's your mom.
User avatar #1 - crazyolitis
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Rest of the body got eaten by scavengers?
#3 to #1 - anon id: 5a7c55f1
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wheres the bones?
User avatar #4 to #3 - crazyolitis
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Also eaten by scavengers.
#10 to #4 - serterazi
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Scavengers: South Carolina Avengers