Dont read the tags. So here i am, sitting, browsing funnyjunk with my baby face, yet i have ass hair so long that friggin' Tarzan could use it to swing around.  The Game i warned you didnt i
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#7 - trollmobile
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(05/04/2014) [-]
incredibly smart?
good physique?
perfect metabolism?
tall?
decent looking?
big penis?
let's just throw in a chronic illness that makes maintaining social relations, finishing education, or holding a job, impossible.
y'know, just to be fair.
#29 to #7 - anon id: 33e00e52
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If you were incredibly smart you'd be smart enough to not call yourself "incredibly smart" in Funnyjunk.
User avatar #32 to #29 - trollmobile
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nah i just don't give a **** about thumbs
User avatar #53 to #7 - inquisition
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lol whelp
User avatar #61 to #7 - darksideofthebeast
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You see that?
Your comment was so bad it gave dedaluminus kidney failure.


#64 to #61 - trollmobile
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#72 to #7 - anon id: 619df581
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Don't forget EXTREMELY full of yourself
User avatar #73 to #72 - trollmobile
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none of those are achievements of mine
they were given to me at birth
i have not worked for any of these
thus they are not something to be proud of
it's pure luck.
#12 to #7 - blancka
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If you were incredibly smart you wouldn't be stupid enough not to finish education.
User avatar #26 to #12 - trollmobile
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i can't finish education because i'm so sick i'm barely able to leave the house more than a couple of times a month.
#50 to #26 - commandersandwich
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Your biggest problem is being a mediocre adc, though
User avatar #21 to #7 - dedaluminus
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***** I have 100% kidney failure

the kind that was totally fatal not 20 years ago

doesn't stop me from maintaining a part-time job, friendships, etc
User avatar #28 to #21 - trollmobile
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my daily amount of energy is barely enough to take a shower, and i have, at all times, an incredibly bad stomach
imagine varying degrees of permanent diarreha, with the occational break, like, once every two weeks.
#46 to #28 - anon id: 9e8e4490
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then how can you have good metabolism ?
User avatar #48 to #46 - trollmobile
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lower intestine.
User avatar #47 to #46 - trollmobile
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my metabolism is fine
it's my bowels that suck, not my stomach.
User avatar #51 to #47 - mutzaki
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That's included in your metabolism.
User avatar #8 to #7 - ratytang
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you forgot big headed.
User avatar #9 to #8 - trollmobile
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i have no hummimlity
it's one of my biggest character flaws.
i know my strenght, and i know my weaknesses
and i'm going to be honest about both
i'm an incredibly caring and compassionate person, but if i'm complimented, my responses will usually be "thanks, i know" or "no, that's wrong"
i'm a good person, and i know i am, because i honestly do try very hard to be.
all i ask is to be allowed to brag about this anonymously on the internet.
User avatar #10 to #9 - trollmobile
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how the **** did i misspell "humility" that hard?
User avatar #52 to #10 - mutzaki
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It's easy; you are not "incredibly smart."
User avatar #11 to #10 - listerthepessimist
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I did wonder
User avatar #13 to #9 - anusraper
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lel, probably a huge virgin skinny fag.
User avatar #25 to #13 - trollmobile
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i've barely left the house in the last 3 years, because of being chronically ill
so yes
User avatar #67 to #25 - anusraper
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cripplefag, pls
User avatar #66 to #25 - anusraper
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why do u feel the need to brag then m8 ?
User avatar #16 to #7 - ninjaroo
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So what exactly is this chronic illness? Spontaneous autism?
#35 to #16 - tomjay
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Clopperism
User avatar #27 to #16 - trollmobile
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an extreme case of IBS
irritable bowel syndrome.
basically, 70% of your daily diet would give me diarreha and drain my energy like a pickaxe to a bath-tub
#39 to #27 - anon id: 541d7123
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get a new bowel then genius
User avatar #30 to #27 - Berzerkerwar
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Bowel Disease master race! Crohn's Disease reporting in!
#33 to #30 - trollmobile
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>looking for food that won't make me sick
bowel disease-five!
#44 to #16 - anon id: 7d1d0e47
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Ya know people calling everyone autistic for every reason under the sun is getting kinda boring.
#55 to #44 - anon id: 4e6ad1cf
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Yeah no one else but this website does that.
User avatar #56 to #55 - seniorawesomesauce
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4chan reddit rumblr 9gag ******* everyone does you egocentric autist.
User avatar #2 - cloymax
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I am a Man

it's a little bit like that.
User avatar #75 to #2 - Sunset
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hey can i be let back into friendly
User avatar #76 to #2 - Sunset
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or i'll ban you
#60 to #2 - LordFapsalot
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#6 to #2 - thatscrewedupkid
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that was seriously the funniest thing ive seen in like 4 months
#5 to #2 - khorneation
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Why the **** would anyone have this handy
#23 to #5 - cloymax
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err well

yknow
#22 to #2 - aherorising
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w-what the ****
w-what the ****
#4 to #2 - jakatackka
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I'm gonna need some eyebleach after watching that.
#24 - pwnigator
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I don't see a problem here
I'm not even sorry
#34 to #24 - anon id: 3b6cb19f
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**anonymous rolled image**
**anonymous rolled image**
#15 - europe
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>facial hairgrow has grown too thick to be able to properly use cheap razors
#19 to #15 - rdrake
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All hail the bearded
User avatar #1 - listerthepessimist
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In fact **** it, you can be a girl too
User avatar #40 - blackspace
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It's just evolution regretting taking your tail away.
#57 - gibroner
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It's weird because I can grow a thick bushy beard yet I have like 7 chest hairs
#37 - anon id: 3cb113e4
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stop whining at least none of you faggots have a physical disability which makes you a 5"5 potatogoblin
#74 to #37 - mephistesulfurion
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I'm 5"1.....
#38 to #37 - vgmddg
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User avatar #17 - bjornkrage
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having hairy legs and a hairy ass is the worst ******* thing ever.
#20 to #17 - anon id: ba32376d
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It is not shavable either, unless one wants to feel like someone put micro needles all over your ass.
User avatar #41 - zahnrad
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Better an ass beard than a neck beard.