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Dont fuck with the marines

A former Sergeant in the Marine Corps took a new be as a
high school teacher.
Just before the school year started, he injured his back,
He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part
at his body, Fortunately, the cast tit under his shirt and
wasnt noticeable.
On the first day of class. he found muesli assigned to the
toughest students in the school. The punks,
haying already heard the new teacher was a former Manna.
were leery of him and he knew they would be testing his
discipline in the classroom.
Walking confidently Into the rowdy classroom. the new teacher
opened the window wide and sat down at his desk. when a
strong breeze made tie Rap, he picked up a stapler and
stapled the he to his chest.
Dead silence.....
The rest of the year went ‘wary smoothly.
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Submitted: 06/18/2014
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#1 - epicscorpion ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
Or, "don't **** with people who can staple their tie to their chest".
#12 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
What kind of stapler was that? How did he staple it?
#15 to #12 - olmesy (06/19/2014) [-]
This kind
#17 - Funnyfagget (06/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
#42 - kingsandravens (06/19/2014) [-]
TFW he staples the tie to his chest with a smile
TFW he staples the tie to his chest with a smile
#20 - gtfomylawnbish (06/19/2014) [-]
**gtfomylawnbish rolled image**

mfw I just read highlighted text.
User avatar #24 - ljxjlos (06/19/2014) [+] (3 replies)
How the hell does that gain him respect? If anyone stapled his ******* tie to his body, no matter if he feels it or not, I´d see him as a complete and utter retard.

I mean, obviously this is a fake story, but if it was real the first thing I´d do is to make sure he gets searched for leftover shrapnels in his brain...
User avatar #27 to #24 - makotoitou (06/19/2014) [-]
He's ballsy. You wanna fight somebody that just stapled a tie to his chest?
User avatar #5 - codyxvasco (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
Let's right a story about a marine/elderly person that does something badass near the end and add a picture of a marine/elderly person at the bottom....it's foolproof!

Not saying it wasn't funny...but I've seen this formula used a lot lately.

Like the old lady that calls the hospital and asks how she herself is doing because "They don't tell me **** here"
#29 - mrfartypants (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
**mrfartypants rolled image** ive seen kids staple there arms multiple times in class for fun
#4 - joffreybaratheon (06/19/2014) [+] (6 replies)
give me a week with him, and by the end he ill be a wee little mutt.
give me a week with him, and by the end he ill be a wee little mutt.
User avatar #23 to #4 - tetroll (06/19/2014) [-]
I dont see why people are upset at you. You portray what joffreys like and sometimes I laugh at your comments.
User avatar #36 - tuckthisphit (06/19/2014) [-]
out of things that didnt happen
User avatar #19 - thasuperpimp (06/19/2014) [-]
The guy in the picture isn't even wearing a tie

You really think someone would do that, go on the internet and tell lies?
#3 - lovetolol (06/19/2014) [-]
"To the front page!"
"To the front page!"
User avatar #45 - usmcoorah (06/19/2014) [-]
I mean thanks...but yeah probably not.
#22 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled image** i had this one teacher who was in the army. He gave me a surplus grenade without the pin to make sure I wouldnt hurt myself. I accidentally left it in my desk after i got my backpack.

next period I heard sirens and the teacher got sent to jail.

10/10 would bang again
#9 - anonymous (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
That dude speaking is a Sergeant Major, not a sergeant. tons of difference in paygrade.
#7 - tomthehippie (06/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
After getting your blood ranks staples are nothing.

blood ranks are where they take your rank pins and push the pins through your collar with out putting the safety thing on the back, then punch the pin into your body
#2 - greyhoundfd ONLINE (06/19/2014) [-]
So how did he take the tie off?
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