Don't try at home. . lance had an goatish break dam on the carpet... but null? far about 29 Emma. Don't try at home lance had an goatish break dam on the carpet but null? far about 29 Emma
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#1 - chewgum
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User avatar #30 to #1 - derpycheezenizle
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Bottle of cologne
My girlfriend gave it to me
it smells fantastic
User avatar #33 to #1 - nikolaier
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Can of garlic
all ground up,
you make stuff taste good
and don't give up.
User avatar #36 to #1 - mostlyshits
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oh sub woofer
what would I do without you?
you provide me with bass
but you don't help me rhyme
#40 to #1 - dehnoobshow
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You cover my head,
Yet give no warmth.
You're all shiny and ****
But only useful one month
You're everywhere and nowhere at the same time
I got you at a store, for about a dime.
Oh you, silly Christmas hat.
The guy you represent is fat.
User avatar #42 to #40 - dehnoobshow
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And I think I just found dried semen on it.
User avatar #43 to #42 - dehnoobshow
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I have to stop masturbating. This is getting out of hand.
User avatar #49 to #1 - therainbowqueen
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oh, wooden floor
carpet made of cellulose
forgive us for all we dropped on you
food that splattered, liquids that sunk in
you absorbed it all, you brave little pal
you never dropped us like we did,
but don't ever crack you piece of ...

hardwood and bison kit <3
User avatar #52 to #1 - sunfire
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Laptop charger, you're

pretty useful, so I made

a haiku for you.

User avatar #12 to #1 - monkeysmist
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Oh puny dust speck
Floating so free
You make my sinuses plug miserably
Wouldn't you please go
and float away?
I don't feel like putting up with your **** today
User avatar #22 to #1 - yentabear
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Oh, how I love Terry's Chocolate Orange
It's almost as good as a door hinge
Nothing can make me so happy
Now I think I'll go for a nappy
User avatar #29 to #1 - renier
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Oh, to be a bag of dice
I'd help a hero fight some mice
Or, better yet, slay a dragon
With a catapult built from a wagon

Yes, a bag of dice I'd be
just you wait and see

I feel it now, the blue satin finish
on the inside of black suede
Happy like a Jew shouting Yiddish
because he got paid

Yes, a bag of dice I'd be
just you wait and see

4, 6 12 and 10
8 and 20 count again
Was that a hit? Was that a miss?
Who the hell designed this?

Yes, a bag of dice I'd be
just you wait and see
#34 to #1 - padorak
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roses are red    
violets are blue    
this kfc cup is red   
I'm not very good at this, I apologize.
roses are red
violets are blue
this kfc cup is red
I'm not very good at this, I apologize.
#7 to #1 - earthshine
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I stood there wonderfully amazed
I stood there perfectly straight
after all the time i gazed
I knew i could not wait

I had always thought it a lie
thought love was nothing true
but when i saw it I could die
the pure beauty that it drew

I know our can never be
But i will do all that I can
so that forever I can see
my lovely oscillating fan
#2 to #1 - tyronewatermelon [OP]
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Is it bad im right next to a mini fridge?
User avatar #3 to #2 - chewgum
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Nope, but give it a go
User avatar #4 to #3 - tyronewatermelon [OP]
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I did its not original but there is a poem about my refrigerator right above you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - saddened
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The goal is to improvise a brand new one.
User avatar #6 to #5 - tyronewatermelon [OP]
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But that requires effort that is the problem
User avatar #8 to #1 - areo0420
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No matter where in the land,
people see me as I am.
To activate requires no hands,
for it's a webcam.

don't judge
#9 to #8 - chewgum
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User avatar #15 to #1 - memeticman
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The bowl to my left,
I filled it with cereal,
It was Delicious.
User avatar #14 to #1 - simmen
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Oh phone, I can't live without you
You're like a part of me after all we've been trough
I love the way you respond to my touch
And how you vibrate when I put you into my.. damn, I've said to much
User avatar #23 to #1 - tuckthisphit
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Windows Start thingy
brings me joy
mom's spaghetti
spaghetti.
#10 to #1 - iamthebestever
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Charger cord, oh charger cord,
my life you give, my love you earn,
for without you,
the world would burn.
(im on a laptop)
User avatar #20 to #1 - payseht
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a plastic cup in a plastic world
full of fake plastic whores
you're half full, or half empty
if I'd knew, I'd be less happy

you're opaque and white
never had to fight
for your right
to party
#53 to #20 - anon id: 4830572a
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2edgy...
User avatar #46 to #20 - hipickausername
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Is that a Radiohead and Beastie Boys reference in the same comment? You are now my friend. Please accept, i don't have many friends
User avatar #54 to #46 - payseht
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the Beastie Boys was intentional. The Radiohead wasn't, though
User avatar #55 to #54 - hipickausername
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Oh, I don't think we can be friends anymore
User avatar #56 to #55 - payseht
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but bby
User avatar #51 to #1 - fukkendragonite
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I have a Nintendo DS
But the screen is all cracked in a mess
Blue shelled in a race
So I stood on it's face
No more Mario Kart for me I guess
User avatar #16 to #1 - petresko
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A glass of water standing in the weak moonlight.I drank it.Turms out it's 2 months old...
User avatar #48 to #1 - EnergizierAnon
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my cellular phone,
how you bring the world closer,
to my finger tips.
User avatar #45 to #1 - mroundo
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A fork it was
so simple yet so understanding
so shiny and sharp
it had one job
food still fell on the floor
User avatar #37 to #1 - trolololing
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My first
So intense
An extraordinary sensation
To come
To a party
A mediocre party, but it's all the same to me
Girl I didn't know before
This party may suck
But it's all the same to me
User avatar #44 to #1 - steelwoolsheep
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Oh mountain dew can, your green, smooth tin,


Sponsored by microsoft,


I enjoy you

yellow liquid

User avatar #35 to #1 - gigamuffin
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Toilet, toilet
Seat which I now sit.
Toilet, toilet
Place where I take a ****.
#26 to #1 - drsalty
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can of ginseng tea
got diet one by mistake
Arizona sucks.
#32 to #1 - riffz
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User avatar #24 to #1 - itrooztrooperdown
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When printing papers do I find
That love between white foils is fading
To soothe their temper, stop the fight
Cupido's spirit's here and helping

To my Stapler, always, with love
User avatar #25 to #1 - XxElJuegoxX
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Oh, 3DS case. How I love you so
You protect my handheld from a screen-shattering blow
With Several pockets for additional games,
You are the case that is the least Lame
Keep up the good work, 3DS case
For I will be carrying you all over the place
#21 to #1 - fuckyallniggas
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Rokit Monitor
These ***** sound so ******* good
I'm so damn hungry
User avatar #17 to #1 - PubLandlord
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My box of tissues, It knows that I have issues-------------------------------------------------------
Their purpose I misuse-------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------
For this poem they are my muse------------------------------------------------------------------------

A tissue so soft to the touch--------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---
In my hand, I tightly clutch-------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------
Waiting for the explosion----------------------------------------------------------------------- -----------
To clean my body, of cum and lotion-------------------------------------------------------------------

When I am sick they are there.-------------------------------------------------------------------------- -
To allow me to blow my nose, and breathe clean air---------------------------------------------
Wipe my eyes so I can soon again stare-------------------------------------------------------------
And importantly wiping my derrière --------------------------------------------------------------------

In this world, paper takes the gold.---------------------------------------------------------------------
For it is something where stories have been told--------------------------------------------------
The silver medal goes to the box on my left.---------------------------------------------------------
All it's glory, falls victim to theft.--------------------------------------------------------------------------

Imagine a world without this hero----------------------------------------------------------------------
My happiness would be at absolute zero,Around the world this would be know though
From cities, Sydney to rio de janeiro ,And so the discussion comes to an end
We all know and love this paper friend The importance we can comprehend
And to the shops you must attend
User avatar #18 to #17 - PubLandlord
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line breaks were a hassle
User avatar #50 to #18 - dyalibya
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I am thumbing you just for that ...
#28 - vixvaporrub
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#11 - evebishop
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#38 - iluvonedirection
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did not laugh THUMBED DOWN!
#39 to #38 - implosay
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#13 - johnnyhypa
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yes
User avatar #31 - nibbero
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Magikarp used Splash, it was totally worth it!
#19 - iboone
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