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#3 - mankey (03/24/2014) [-]
#6 - serverdown (03/25/2014) [-]
**serverdown rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Alpha Virgin ** my fetish
#21 to #6 - spaceking (03/25/2014) [-]
I doubt thats your actual fetish.   
 Deal with it.
I doubt thats your actual fetish.
Deal with it.
#27 to #21 - propanex ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
spaceking's fw
spaceking's fw
User avatar #30 to #21 - theexplodingcheez (03/25/2014) [-]
you're only making him more erect
User avatar #84 to #30 - propanex ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, I guess you could be uncreative and steal other's comments.
User avatar #130 to #84 - theexplodingcheez (03/26/2014) [-]
good thing I didn't
User avatar #135 to #130 - propanex ONLINE (03/26/2014) [-]
Yeah, good thing I time traveled to copy you T_T
User avatar #136 to #135 - theexplodingcheez (03/27/2014) [-]
I didn't read every comment in the thread to know that one was similar to mine. **** me, right?
User avatar #137 to #136 - propanex ONLINE (03/27/2014) [-]
There was like 3 comments, always check when replying to someone to see if they made the same joke.
User avatar #44 to #21 - metalmilo (03/25/2014) [-]
The frame rate of that gif if beautiful
User avatar #52 - mrgoodlove (03/25/2014) [-]
I once brought up masturbation with a female friend of mine and she argued with me saying that girls don't masturbate. 10 minutes later, I got all the girls on my dorm floor to admit they masturbated regularly.
#41 - nibbero (03/25/2014) [-]
**nibbero rolled a random image posted in comment #57 at psst...dont look at the description **
My fetish...
#35 - mymommasallama (03/25/2014) [-]
**mymommasallama rolled a random image posted in comment #108 at Clone comp ** this is my favorite kind of porn
User avatar #73 to #35 - nikolaier ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
nice roll mate
#29 - walmartysnextghost (03/25/2014) [-]
**walmartysnextghost rolled a random image posted in comment #823881 at Friendly ** what I fap to tonight
**walmartysnextghost rolled a random image posted in comment #823881 at Friendly ** what I fap to tonight
User avatar #60 to #29 - thewulfman (03/25/2014) [-]
excellentchoicecurrentlymasturbatingstranger.jpg
#5 - infinitereaper (03/25/2014) [-]
There is so much amazing porn in this world
User avatar #40 to #5 - themightymrplow (03/25/2014) [-]
Top 5 porn vid links, GO!
#33 to #5 - poorlyred (03/25/2014) [-]
We should really take a moment to appreciate all of the artists, porn actors, and video-tapers of all of this for bringing us some fantastic fap material
We should really take a moment to appreciate all of the artists, porn actors, and video-tapers of all of this for bringing us some fantastic fap material
#7 to #5 - bendeman ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
quite
#65 to #8 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (03/25/2014) [-]
I read that over 4 times before I realized what was wrong there.
I read that over 4 times before I realized what was wrong there.
#9 to #8 - bendeman ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
quality stuff, here
#10 to #9 - pyrothermal (03/25/2014) [-]
for sure
#15 to #10 - bendeman ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
#28 to #20 - canadianbetamale (03/25/2014) [-]
I knew this would come in handy one day.
#66 to #15 - cleomech (03/25/2014) [-]
I desperately need the source on this.   
   
 I've spent countless sleepless nights just to fap to stupid 			****		 like this. It's depressing.
I desperately need the source on this.

I've spent countless sleepless nights just to fap to stupid **** like this. It's depressing.
User avatar #68 to #66 - bendeman ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, wrong link.
here's the good one
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#69 to #68 - cleomech (03/25/2014) [-]
Thanks man, always nice to see someone that shares an obsession.
#77 to #69 - bendeman ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
porn should be shared, not hoarded
#83 to #77 - cleomech (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh man, only 80 pages in, and I can safely say this is one of my all time favorite doujins.   
   
Again, thanks for the great find.
Oh man, only 80 pages in, and I can safely say this is one of my all time favorite doujins.

Again, thanks for the great find.
User avatar #132 to #66 - areancoconut (03/26/2014) [-]
It's not stupid. Don't get depressed because you've found something you like. Rejoice in it ***** . REJOICE!
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#12 to #8 - xyrik ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
now i read that somehwere but cant find it. any links?
User avatar #13 to #12 - pyrothermal (03/25/2014) [-]
Sorry, I wouldn't know. I found the picture on FJ.
But if you do find out, please tell me.
#14 to #13 - xyrik ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
eeegh i know it's a futanari hentai on fakku but too hard to find
#123 to #16 - breastestvillainy **User deleted account** (03/25/2014) [-]
Description: "One boy's quest to suck on his mother's huge dick and balls"
#17 to #16 - xyrik ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
what is it?
User avatar #18 to #17 - pyrothermal (03/25/2014) [-]
I put it under the spoiler. It's called Mama Tama.
#19 to #18 - xyrik ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Didn't see the spoiler because my funnyjunk doesn't show them.
User avatar #56 to #19 - areancoconut (03/25/2014) [-]
>My funnyjunk

What browser do you use fag?
#128 to #56 - xyrik ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
only the top rated funnyjunk browser
User avatar #131 to #128 - areancoconut (03/26/2014) [-]
AOL?
User avatar #80 to #43 - nicoquitemad (03/25/2014) [-]
...Do I know the comic this came from?
#95 to #80 - solarknight (03/25/2014) [-]
do you?
User avatar #96 to #95 - nicoquitemad (03/25/2014) [-]
I don't remember the title, but I seem to remember some details...
User avatar #107 to #96 - izaya (03/25/2014) [-]
Is it the one with portals?
User avatar #133 to #107 - nicoquitemad (03/26/2014) [-]
I don't think so, but you should link me to that so I can make sure...
Yep, you should do that.
#46 - badthing (03/25/2014) [-]
**badthing rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at The FJ community is precious to me ** my porn
**badthing rolled a random image posted in comment #60 at The FJ community is precious to me ** my porn
User avatar #94 to #46 - gunslayer (03/25/2014) [-]
Welcome to mississipi.
User avatar #121 to #46 - jnovuse (03/25/2014) [-]
Nice roll, whoever posted that comment must of been pretty legit.
#71 to #46 - seras ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh ,hell, yes!   
 Gif relevant
Oh ,hell, yes!
Gif relevant
#78 - thechosentroll (03/25/2014) [-]
Not MY porn.
Not MY porn.
#62 - Blackdrama (03/25/2014) [-]
that's exactly what it is. Normal as 			****		.
that's exactly what it is. Normal as **** .
#22 - beboethevile (03/25/2014) [-]
i fap too much some times
i fap too much some times
#49 to #22 - abnegation (03/25/2014) [-]
is there really such a thing as too much fapping?
User avatar #54 to #49 - folkflunky (03/25/2014) [-]
I once masturbated over 30 times in three days.

It was too much.

My dick was in pain.
#70 to #54 - cleomech (03/25/2014) [-]
... If real life were an RPG, you'd have a stat of 9001 in determination.

On the other hand, I once fapped for 5 hours straight without finishing. Needless to say, if I was aiming at someone when I was ejaculating it would probably feel like getting hit with a baseball bat at 30mph.
User avatar #115 to #70 - folkflunky (03/25/2014) [-]
There's nothing worse than masturbating for a long time then having to give up.
User avatar #117 to #115 - cleomech (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh wait, maybe I didn't phrase that properly.

I did finish, just not before the 5 hour mark.
One of the best 10 seconds of my life, guarenteed.
User avatar #118 to #117 - folkflunky (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh.

Did you break anything?
User avatar #119 to #118 - cleomech (03/25/2014) [-]
Disappointingly, no.

But I probably set a world record for mileage. I thought my dick was gonna burst, so fear was mixed somewhere in there with pleasure.

Seriously though, definitely worth the time. Recommend trying at least once in your lifetime.
User avatar #120 to #119 - folkflunky (03/25/2014) [-]
More like world record for determination. **** man I usually quit after 2 hours or 2 hours 30 mins.
User avatar #122 to #120 - cleomech (03/25/2014) [-]
Mileage Speed and Length
Just realized mileage isn't the right word.

Yeah, I guess I'm proud of my feat... But there's always an asian somewhere out there that's better than you at everything.
User avatar #124 to #122 - folkflunky (03/25/2014) [-]
Doubt.
User avatar #76 to #49 - keltainenlumi ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
I once fapped so often that my cum was replaced by blood.
So to answer your question: Nah.
#88 - keybladewarrior (03/25/2014) [-]
Porn: It's grrrrrrrrrrreat!
#91 to #88 - thechosentroll (03/25/2014) [-]
Porn makes for some hilarious pics if you crop out the right parts.
User avatar #97 to #88 - thisxshitxisxhard ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
suace?
User avatar #109 to #97 - bocatadesesos (03/25/2014) [-]
Bleach
#110 to #109 - thisxshitxisxhard ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
you know i want the porn so dont **** with me
User avatar #125 to #110 - broswagonist ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Wow, that took a while. You just made me read through many, many Bleach doujinshi until I found the right one.

Unfortunately, that particular panel is shopped (he doesn't actually say "wrong hole"), but here's the source all the same.

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#126 to #125 - thisxshitxisxhard ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
thank you
#81 - tippidie (03/25/2014) [-]
**tippidie rolled a random image posted in comment #5 at Creamed corn ** what i jerk it too
#86 to #81 - leathermanshadow (03/25/2014) [-]
Nice roll
#79 - sukkan (03/25/2014) [-]
**sukkan rolled a random image posted in comment #174 at HALO: Sangheili Facts ** my kind of porn
#82 to #79 - joshthepoet (03/25/2014) [-]
**joshthepoet rolled a random image posted in comment #10 at more than 40 million. that's crazy ** my kind of porm
#98 to #82 - thisxshitxisxhard ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
**			*****************		 rolled a random image posted in comment #894032 at Friendly ** what ive jerked too
** ***************** rolled a random image posted in comment #894032 at Friendly ** what ive jerked too
#45 - anon (03/25/2014) [-]
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #41 at When in doubt... **
User avatar #31 - turkeyslapper (03/25/2014) [-]
I used to like porn before I figured out that it gives you erectile dysfunction. It can also turn you into a deviant creep if you let it. Nearly all violent offenders and sex offenders In prisons are totally obsessed with porn.

Ted Bundy talks about it in his final interview.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9LYL1PTrtXo
User avatar #58 to #31 - capslockrage (03/25/2014) [-]
Are you trolling or what?
User avatar #87 to #31 - seras ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
******** . Not getting an erection regularly damages your dick, which gives you a disfunction.
User avatar #90 to #87 - turkeyslapper (03/25/2014) [-]
Dude I fapped everyday back then and got ED, now I fap less and my ED is gone. Are you referring to the studies that say fapping reduces risk of prostate cancer? Because those studies have been shown to be inconclusive since other studies directly disagree with it.
User avatar #92 to #90 - seras ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
I'm not talking about fapping, I'm talking about getting a boner. That's healthy. It sucks for you to have ED, but trust me, it's genetic, has nothing to do with just fapping. Almost every man faps. It's even healthy to do that. Maybe you just have damaged tissue or something.
User avatar #103 to #92 - turkeyslapper (03/25/2014) [-]
I do get regular erections Even when I had ED ,there's nothing wrong there. That's not what ED is. ED Happens during sex, there were no symptoms of ED any other time.ED has two types: loss of erection And delayed ejaculation. As for the genes thing, that may make me more susceptible to porn induced ED I can't really say whether genes have any affect at all since sex is a learned behaviour. If my ancestors all had ED its a miracle that I'm even here, no , the occurence of ED has been increasing as use of porn has increased over the last few decades. Remember humans didn't evolve with porn around, its a new invention and our brains aren't built to handle that much high level stimulus every day.
yourbrainonporn.com
#104 to #103 - seras ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Yeah, just keep believing that.
Yeah, just keep believing that.
User avatar #108 to #104 - turkeyslapper (03/25/2014) [-]
^The face of a defeated man...
User avatar #127 to #108 - seras ONLINE (03/25/2014) [-]
Oh, so you talking about desensitization. I totally missed your point.
Yeah, there you are absolutely right, that exists, some guys watch porn so much that they seriously lose the kick in it. When we were talking about ED I thought of impotence, like damaging the prostate and tissue.
Sorry.
#47 to #31 - assrocket (03/25/2014) [-]
'I used to like porn'
'Used to.'

Nice try, ************ . You can't fool me.
You lying **** .
#51 to #47 - turkeyslapper (03/25/2014) [-]
I could watch porn right now but I don't want to, I have no interest in porn. I'm not addicted anymore. Quitting porn is hard to comprehend for someone who is addicted.
I could watch porn right now but I don't want to, I have no interest in porn. I'm not addicted anymore. Quitting porn is hard to comprehend for someone who is addicted.


#75 to #51 - jackbrook (03/25/2014) [-]
Seems hard for you to comprehend that maybe the difference between simply jacking off to porn and developing a hardcore porn addiction are quite significant. It appears you were a victim of the latter, don't assume everyone else is.
User avatar #89 to #75 - turkeyslapper (03/25/2014) [-]
No, I only watched porn once or twice a day back then, I wasn't a major deviant but I Was headed down that path, I can see how men can continue to seek higher stimulation to get into the weird stuff,eventually the fantasies are not enough and he must act on them.

Of course it varies from person to person how it affects you. I didn't explain that because I wanted to be succinct.

Porn won't make you a deviant but some people are more susceptible than others.

For me the amount of porn/fapping I was doing was enough to give me ED, it could easily happen to other guys and you wouldn't know you had it until you try to have sex. Some guys can handle more the point is that lifestyle does affect you eventually.

Until you have actually stopped fapping there is nothing to compare with, even if you cut down to once a week you will notice major improvements in energy levels and virility.
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User avatar #34 to #31 - danmanjonesnz (03/25/2014) [-]
it doesn't give you erectile dysfunction, not for more than 10 minutes like any orgasm does.
User avatar #36 to #34 - turkeyslapper (03/25/2014) [-]
Yeah it does, eventually you won't be able to stay hard with a real woman, other times you take a lot longer to cum, so long that its not fun anymore because you're struggling to stay hard. If you search on nofap or noporn on reddit you will see hundreds of guys with the same problems, all curing their ED by not watching porn anymore. It happened to me, I'm 24 and healthy there's no reason I should have had ED at all, it was porn.

www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/

Attraction starts in your head, if you over expose yourself to sexual stimulation regularly it will take more hardcore imagery to become aroused. You may be young and have no problems atm but I guarantee you it will become a problem.

Sensation decreases sensitivity.
User avatar #57 to #48 - turkeyslapper (03/25/2014) [-]
If I cared what ppl think I wouldn't have written it.
#72 to #57 - jackbrook (03/25/2014) [-]
Clearly you do care, you care enough to attempt informing people of this issue, but I believe it very much varies from person to person, and most of us don't let porn become an addiction. At least not deep enough to the point where increasingly extreme hardcore imagery is exclusively what you require to get it up.

"It can also turn you into a deviant creep if you let it." No, being a deviant creep is what turns you into a deviant creep. Porn won't turn a stable adult into a violent sex offender, giving a mentally ill person a porn addiction might have that outcome, but for the masses porn is not even close to an issue (over a certain age of course).
User avatar #59 to #36 - capslockrage (03/25/2014) [-]
Holy **** I just read some of those post, those people are nutcases.

do you ******* imbeciles actually think porn has any real negative effect on people?

Is the government also putting chemicals in the water to control your mind?

It aggravates me that there are actually people that exist with this level of stupidity and ignorance.
User avatar #37 to #36 - turkeyslapper (03/25/2014) [-]
If you don't believe me ask a prostitute, they see it everyday.
#55 to #42 - oldfags (03/25/2014) [-]
Lol, I have, I knew an escort who called me regularly for about 3 months for when she wanted to satisfy her "personal" needs... I was over there every few days. There was no desensitization there my friend. You just have to be stronger than the porn... Or normal...
#39 to #36 - noporn (03/25/2014) [-]
yes.
User avatar #64 to #36 - danmanjonesnz (03/25/2014) [-]
I think it's down to the specific person and also if you have a girlfriend/sex partner who really turns you on (as much as any porn slut). In my 5+ years of having a live-in girlfriend & watching porn daily I've never had a problem getting in the mood unless I was extremely tired. If you become a deviant then you just have to introduce your kinks to the bedroom in a way that works for the both of you. ED from watching porn just makes no sense to me. Seems like you failed somewhere. Definitely not a medical thing, I'm living proof.
#24 - bebextasy (03/25/2014) [-]
**bebextasy rolled a random image posted in comment #8247034 at girguy's beta & cringe board. friendzoned forever. ** what I fap to
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#61 - xCONGiEx (03/25/2014) [-]
I've conditioned myself; I haven't watched porn since I was 15. Every time I've tried to go back to it I would think about what the actors and actresses are missing out on in a healthy relationship, or what brought the women to choose pornography as a career. We all know why the men chose it, I don't feel sorry for them as much. Then there's the viewers, most of whom either can't get sex or are already addicted to the chemical high they get from watching porn caused by the endorphins released during a time of arousal so now they can hardly get through the day without an especially pornographic thought.

Long story short: yeah, I'm weird.
#93 to #61 - dinocaster (03/25/2014) [-]
no ones cares
no ones cares
#1 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
This dude creeps me out.
#2 to #1 - anon (03/24/2014) [-]
Jew are creepy as **** , yeah.

Also porn keeps from reaching your full potential, so ofcourse jews would want to promote porn by making you think it's normal.

Hint: It's not.
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