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#53 - TwiztidNinja (06/02/2014) [-]
I am Australian, we do not find spiders scary where i am from.
We have bigger problems.
#64 to #53 - rocketmanpartybus (06/02/2014) [-]
all we have in nz is the katipo, like the redback but only causes siezures, comas and occassionally death...i think we got off light
#60 to #53 - starchild (06/02/2014) [-]
Dont forget these guys!!!
User avatar #61 to #60 - TwiztidNinja (06/02/2014) [-]
Kangaroo cant sneak up on me.
#54 to #53 - TwiztidNinja (06/02/2014) [-]
If that does not seem like enough of a problem we also have flying ants that are 5x more venomous than bees.
These eat the centipedes.
#55 to #54 - TwiztidNinja (06/02/2014) [-]
But wait, there is more, what about a parasitic wasp that is twice as venomous as the bull ant?
Did i mention both of these ant/wasp/deathmachines can be stomped into dirt then squished and smeared across the ground... And all that does is piss them off.
#56 to #55 - TwiztidNinja (06/02/2014) [-]
Still not done. turns out there are exceptions with the spiders...
you know the big scary spiders you normally see in gifs and when people talk about Australia?
Completely harmless.
Now this little guy though, see that? looks like a black widow, only it is 7 times more venomous.

Get on my level.
User avatar #106 to #56 - blarglestheclown ONLINE (06/02/2014) [-]
yea down here in Florida were like a mini Australia we even have alligators!!

I have black widows scorpions and brown recluse all around my place.
#58 to #56 - therealslimdavey (06/02/2014) [-]
you should probably move dude. i am currently fearing for your life.
User avatar #59 to #58 - TwiztidNinja (06/02/2014) [-]
here actually this song sums it up well.
Deadly Animals (Come to Australia)
User avatar #69 to #59 - unicornmangina (06/02/2014) [-]
worse that we have here in England is the puff adder but you very rarely see those
User avatar #71 to #69 - TwiztidNinja (06/02/2014) [-]
worst we have in Australia can kill 250 men from a single bites worth of venom
User avatar #78 to #71 - unicornmangina (06/02/2014) [-]
I could make an excellent ex partner reference right here but I cant brain today
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