Don't be such a tool. Parp?.. I don't care how long it takes. I will find a use for this. Don't be such a tool Parp? I don't care how long it takes will find use for this
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#1 - nwbballplayer
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(04/19/2014) [-]
I don't care how long it ******* takes. I will find a use for this.
User avatar #4 to #1 - vorarephilia
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(04/20/2014) [-]
"what is the worst way to wipe your ass?"
...
I got nothing else.

But apparently belt sander racing is a thing. www.youtube.com/watch?v=tugTNKYrWdk
User avatar #18 to #1 - yourfutureson
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(04/20/2014) [-]
How do you tell someone to hit a Dutchman?

Beltsander
User avatar #31 to #1 - johncaveson **User deleted account**
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(04/20/2014) [-]
You want to look for some kind of joke about a middle eastern guy who makes leather strips to hold up trousers for europeans, and is also looking to marry off his ugly daughter, and finally tells a much digested suitor that, for free, he can have...

Belts and Her
User avatar #34 to #1 - darkcomy
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(04/20/2014) [-]
I have a belt and i really need to sand it, what would you recommend me?
User avatar #41 to #34 - randomwanker
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(04/20/2014) [-]
It has to happen naturally dammit
#44 to #1 - unholyjebus
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Well that didn't take you long.
User avatar #51 to #44 - nwbballplayer
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(04/20/2014) [-]
It needs to be in some sort of correct context though. Only then will I have fulfilled my duty to the image
User avatar #58 to #1 - alexkarino
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(04/20/2014) [-]
What do you call the thing that sands other things and has a belt on it?
#48 to #1 - thorseph
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(04/20/2014) [-]
everytime someone is punny on this site, this picture will be there
User avatar #71 to #1 - zyvac
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(04/20/2014) [-]
User avatar #80 to #71 - nwbballplayer
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(04/20/2014) [-]
That may be as close as we ever get. Well done
#100 to #71 - sirquidam
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Well done, indeed.
Well done, indeed.
#2 to #1 - sirquidam
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(04/19/2014) [-]
When you do finally get to use it in context for anything, let me know. I want to witness it.
When you do finally get to use it in context for anything, let me know. I want to witness it.
#75 to #2 - happyunicorn
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(04/20/2014) [-]
I also with to see this used.
#6 to #1 - drtrousersnake
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(04/20/2014) [-]
im trying to find a use for this
User avatar #10 to #6 - imofcnotharveydent
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(04/20/2014) [-]
go to ****, gay section
#3 - ilikepatatas
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(04/20/2014) [-]
EDD IS DEDD   
 go cry now
EDD IS DEDD
go cry now
User avatar #63 to #3 - beergaroo
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Pixies - Ed is Dead

Good song
#82 to #3 - ilikepatatas
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(04/20/2014) [-]
when one man is on funnyjunk for so much time and thumbs become worthless this stuff kinda happens by the way i also liked eddsworld
i think im gonna go make a troll account, now that i realized that im too good at it
and to the people who now have raged too much that now have a diamond hardon:
people dies everyday, you just deal with it my grandma dies, my dog died, my first teacher from kindergarden died and i just went over it, life continues.
#83 to #82 - ilikepatatas
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(04/20/2014) [-]
died* not dies
#85 to #3 - anon id: 77832742
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User avatar #40 to #3 - rokulda
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(04/20/2014) [-]
who is edd
User avatar #50 to #40 - Lilstow
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(04/20/2014) [-]
He was a popular internet animated who made pretty good quality/funny animations for a long time, but he got leukemia and passed away a few years ago.
User avatar #49 to #40 - akabei
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(04/20/2014) [-]
I believe he's referring to eddsworld. He was a popular animator who died in 2012.
#66 to #3 - stenchschleifs
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.
Zed's dead baby. Zed's dead.
#16 to #3 - voltkills
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#14 to #3 - warioteam
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(04/20/2014) [-]
People like you make me wonder if the money that will go into keeping you alive in 60 years is honestly worth it.
People like you make me wonder if the money that will go into keeping you alive in 60 years is honestly worth it.
#19 to #3 - theruse
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#9 to #3 - ishitgoldbricks
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#8 to #3 - mrswagly
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Comment Picture
#70 to #8 - rihardololz
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Comment Picture
#11 to #8 - mustangsvoo
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(04/20/2014) [-]
**mustangsvoo rolled image**
**mustangsvoo rolled image**
#12 - whatley
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(04/20/2014) [-]
This happened to me, lost 80% of my swearing fingernail and about half of my ring finger nail, blood everywhere.
inb4 "Funnyjunk community overjoyed as bro tells cool story"
User avatar #21 to #12 - hilariousrubbish
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(04/20/2014) [-]
harley
User avatar #60 to #12 - darthblam
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(04/20/2014) [-]
I've noticed that FJ has actually become less.. uninterested in cool stories.
#13 to #12 - warioteam
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(04/20/2014) [-]
If you post an inb4, you can bet your ass it will happen.
User avatar #20 to #13 - Dember
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(04/20/2014) [-]
inb4 hot lesbian sex gifs + snowballing
#22 to #20 - atomicman
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(04/20/2014) [-]
youtried.jpg
User avatar #23 to #22 - Dember
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah.

Actually I am a lesbian. But with all the guys around here, I can understand why my inb4 is seconded by others.
#62 to #23 - beergaroo
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(04/20/2014) [-]
I'm a lesbian too   
   
 My name's Stephen
I'm a lesbian too

My name's Stephen
User avatar #64 to #62 - Dember
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Hi Stephen.
#65 to #64 - beergaroo
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Hai    
   
Girls kissing is the second best thing in the world
Hai

Girls kissing is the second best thing in the world
User avatar #67 to #65 - Dember
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(04/20/2014) [-]
I find it hard to disagree. And sadly the first is a bannable offense on funnyjunk.

Thank you for the gif.
#72 to #67 - beergaroo
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(04/20/2014) [-]
just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not happening   
   
 hope this is not bannable
just because you can't see it doesn't mean it's not happening

hope this is not bannable
User avatar #74 to #72 - Dember
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(04/20/2014) [-]
I have no valid response for that.

except: do you have more of these
#76 to #74 - beergaroo
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(04/20/2014) [-]
That was the sexiest I found but I still have this one   
   
 I think that's a guy's arm but still...
That was the sexiest I found but I still have this one

I think that's a guy's arm but still...
#77 to #76 - keybladewarrior
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(04/20/2014) [-]
You ladies have a nice conversation going. I don't have any les gifs but here.
You ladies have a nice conversation going. I don't have any les gifs but here.
#79 to #77 - beergaroo
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(04/20/2014) [-]
I guess I'm done for today
I guess I'm done for today
User avatar #84 to #79 - Dember
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(04/20/2014) [-]
no Stephen come back
I like you
#89 to #84 - beergaroo
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Well, not trying to disappoint you but... I'm actually a guy, sorry

I guess that means, you don't like me now *weeps*
User avatar #90 to #89 - Dember
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Well yeah, I figured that. I've got plenty of girl friends (of all sexualities) with guy names and nicknames, but funnyjunk is pretty much mostly populated by males. And possibly trans. I like your gifs though. c:
#94 to #90 - beergaroo
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(04/20/2014) [-]
I was trying to make a reference to «Stephen, the lesbian» but, obviously, I'm not good at referencing.   
   
Have this, then.  It's a scene from Black Sails. It's quite sexy
Stephen The Lesbian

I was trying to make a reference to «Stephen, the lesbian» but, obviously, I'm not good at referencing.

Have this, then. It's a scene from Black Sails. It's quite sexy
User avatar #97 to #94 - Dember
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(04/20/2014) [-]
... Well I was hoping to laugh at least once, but I couldn't even manage to break a smile over that. Got anything funny if not explicit ?
#103 to #97 - beergaroo
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(04/21/2014) [-]
Something like this?
Something like this?
User avatar #104 to #103 - Dember
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(04/21/2014) [-]
Mm yes your offering pleases me. ' u '
User avatar #78 to #76 - Dember
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Well now my ladyboner feels conflicted.
#81 to #78 - beergaroo
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(04/20/2014) [-]
I found this one in a random folder of my laptop and I think that's all I've got   
   
Enjoy
I found this one in a random folder of my laptop and I think that's all I've got

Enjoy
User avatar #5 - pyrothermal
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Guys, stop with the puns. I can't sand it.
User avatar #7 to #5 - invertedcreeper
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(04/20/2014) [-]
c-c-c-compound mitre saw
its 2:15, here, its the best i got
#17 - altari
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Beltshander.  I'm not even sorry.
Beltshander. I'm not even sorry.
#37 - zenet
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(04/20/2014) [-]
#15 - forgetfulperson
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(04/20/2014) [-]
AXE DOES NOT GET IT
#92 to #15 - gameshredder
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#32 to #15 - tjocksnorris
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#25 to #15 - xrainbowdashx
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(04/20/2014) [-]
fear the red tornado!
fear the red tornado!
#30 to #25 - tastytoasty
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Not today
#98 to #30 - achphoenix
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(04/20/2014) [-]
ah, my friend
#99 to #98 - tastytoasty
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(04/20/2014) [-]
We should hang out more
User avatar #101 to #99 - achphoenix
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(04/20/2014) [-]
yeah, but something is always in the way
#28 to #15 - achphoenix
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(04/20/2014) [-]
you again
#29 - unclebourbon
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(04/20/2014) [-]
A You need to login to view this link Edd....

<3

Goodnight sweet prince. Rest in peace.

Anybody have the Edd version of this?
User avatar #45 to #29 - spanishiqiustion
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Whos edd?
User avatar #46 to #45 - spanishiqiustion
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Did he die?
User avatar #69 to #46 - finblob
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(04/20/2014) [-]
he was an animator who got cancer and died a few years back.
User avatar #47 to #46 - unclebourbon
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(04/20/2014) [-]
SpanishInquisition*
#52 to #47 - spanishiqiustion
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(04/20/2014) [-]
I have posted this on so many places.
#53 to #52 - unclebourbon
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(04/20/2014) [-]
**unclebourbon rolled image**
Not my fault you weren't quick enough on the draw.
User avatar #54 to #53 - spanishiqiustion
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Whatever but whos this edd everyone is talking about
User avatar #55 to #54 - unclebourbon
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Oh, ****, you don't actually know? I thought you were just being a giant steamy pile of ****.

Edd from Eddsworld. He animated pretty much the whole series with the help of his friends, but then he was diagnosed with cancer(Citation required) and he ended up passing away. I grew up watching his cartoons, and when he died it was like a friend dying.

So yes. He did pass away.
User avatar #56 to #55 - spanishiqiustion
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Oh
User avatar #57 to #56 - unclebourbon
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Yeah.. Check them out, they're really funny. Newgrounds, and youtube are your main source for them. Just type in Eddsworld.
User avatar #61 - padawonjohn
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(04/20/2014) [-]
Tool- The Pot

DID SOMEONE SAY TOOL
User avatar #26 - PedoNazi
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(04/20/2014) [-]
She wasn't listening to me, so I took out my beltsander attitude completely changed
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