What race

Maine Coone.

Ha! Knew it. I have two ones, they are the same way

Are they normally retarded?

Well both smart and retarded at the same time. But what I was thinking of was the part where they're so loving, cuddly and loyal.

He's quite the cuddler alright. However,leave a heater vent near him and that whole room wont get heat because he'll plop down on it.

Caboose is a furry slinky.

Well leave ******* any food item out and holy hell, one of my cats is on it fast. ******* bread today. He went up and licked ******* bread

Caboose is known to steal potato chips,sandwiches and pizza.


God save you if it's something sweet. You busy with that lolipop still? You're holding it in one had while you are looking at something? ****** mine now.

He's also stolen jolly ranchers.

Well sounds like teh main ****** (coons) to me. Oh and loud. THEY ARE SO ******* LOUD!

MFW he wont shut up.

He's a talker,but he's not annoying like her cat was. He was louder when he ran and crashed into something. Usually you knew it was caboose because you'd see a big poofy tail running by you.

The worst thing he's ever done is stolen used condoms after my ex and I were done and paraded it through the house like a trophy. Often to leave it somewhere.

Hahahaha

The little **** will raid trash bins just for our used condoms. We'd find them everywhere if we had a busy day in the bedroom.

Hell,he left on in her moms bed.

Quite awkward.

I extra looked through the comments to see if anybody had posted anything related to red vs blue yet. congratulations, you made your post!

Well,I didn't know what to name him. He originally was going to be named after Wyoming(because of his white chest/feet). Caboose is quite talkative. And can be a sneaky little **** when he wants to be. However,most of the time you just hear him plodding through the house like a small horse.

When I first got him as a birthday gift(because I mentioned I wanted my own cat) he was a little slow,as in he couldn't understand basic cat stuff yknow? Like how to jump without falling first,or drinking without dunking his face into it. Or how to bury his **** .

He'd often get himself stuck on stuff like the baby gate. One time he just walked off the edge of my desk and face planted into the clothes hamper.

Caboose has:

Gotten locked in the bathroom.
Fallen into the tub or toilet(often when someone's using the shower)
Fallen into the sink
Fallen up or down the stairs.
Jumped into a closed window face first.
Fallen in the open washing machine
Gotten stuck between the stair bannister things.
Gotten his head stuck in the peanut butter jar


He also likes to drink water with his front paws. So Caboose will stick his paws into anything. He's gotten into peanut butter(loves this **** ),Mt Dew,Coca Cola,milk,beer etc.

Pic not related,but me in my Mustang Delta about to die a horribly horrible death.

Indeed. 2.0 with the first of the multi crew ships and baby universe have just come out.

Current flyable multi crew ships
Constellation
Retaliator
Cutlass
Gladiator
Super Hornet

2.1 is on the test servers,and leaves the Freelancer as a new flyable ship. Pic related,it's my LN after I got into a fight with a Constellation and Retaliator bomber.

It's buggy as **** ,but it is fun as **** .

It can be brutally buggy. Most of the bugs are in the netcode and on the servers. So high player counts are massive lag dumps.

I play it on low because I have ****** ram,and I enjoy having FPS over looks(for now).

I've gotten into a few scuffles with people in the PU. Namely that connie and Tali that beat me up. The Retaliator fired a couple of cruise missiles at me that I was able to avoid.


But that Connie almost had me when I was bout to EVA out and reactivate a communications array. I heard a missile lock and hopped back in and fought them off.

Super cruise+ avoiding the turrets by staying to the sides or rear let me nearly kill it before I let him jump off.

I'll be honest. I cream myself every time a new update comes out. I find it so funny that people are all "NAO NAO NAO" on the dev team. They can't fathom how long it takes to build a project of this scale from nothing.

If Star Citizen succeeds I think it will be a nasty blow to publishers.

LN on the Crusader station next to a 325A and another LN at the end of the pad.

Long story short?

We split up. I left the state because I was tired of not being able to find quality work that wasn't **** factory work. I couldn't work 2 jobs and play the role of both parents 24/7.

She met a dude on Craiglist,they dated, **** went sideways,she got pregnant,tried to get me to take her back,told her to **** off.

They get married on my birthday that year,I laugh. Whole bunch of **** happens(I get shat on by her for court,and slander from her side,hate mail from her hubby. I loved that **** . Wish I still had it. Always made me smile.)

She gets preggers again,and I visit my son for the last time before I move,and then I finish packing my **** and leave.


Move to glorious freedom loving 2A supporting Texas from Communistan NY. Still get shat on with hate mail and court **** .

The court ordered her to keep in touch with me and keep me updated on my sons progress. The last time I actually talked to her was about my sons parent/teacher conference.

I have tons I could go on. I made an OC on a couple of my crazy ex stories.

that's not long story short you ass muncher that's long story long

There's a lot more. That's as short as I could make it.

Do you still love me sempai?

ok, carry on.

Oh I agree.

What happened was I lost one of my contracts(was working two at once,for a combined 65-80 hrs a week,namely my big contract ended) and it was either keep my truck or keep my horribly over priced **** apartment.

I decided I was going to keep my truck. So I went homeless for about six months. About two or three days after I went homeless she found out and immediately took me to court.

The child liaison(kid lawyer to speak for the child) is one of those bra burning femnazis who hate all men. She hands me a document with three options.

A) Sign my rights off and I'm not my sons dad anymore. I don't pay child support and I'm not bound to him in any way.
B) Fight it,and it's coming out of my pocket because I'm choosing to fight it. I will probably lose.
C) give her primary care and custody with a 90/10 split her favor.

Told the liaison that none of those benefit me and only her. She spouts off if I don't choose she will. She went on for like twenty minutes about how I'm an unfit father with anger issues,I'm homeless,I can't provide for myself,how am I supposed to provide for my son etc.

I was talking to a lawyer at the time,and he basically said behave and play nice.

Basically,it was a lose lose situation. I had to choose the lesser of two evils.

My sons mother became quite a smug cunt after that.

My sons mother has pretty much permanently put me off of wanting any more kids or considering marriage.

When she took me in for child support,the judge looked at our bank statements.

he asked her "Are you really serious?"
She nodded.
"Alright. Do you know that what you make in one paycheck is what he makes in a month? Between the two of you. This is absurd. Why are you doing this?"
"He doesn't help out. He doesn't see him. he doesn't do anything." she replied.
"Yeah,you know why? He's working two jobs."-Judge

He asked me next. "Do you help?"

I told him I do,and I offer help as much as I can and she turns me down. He turns around to ask her and she said that I dont. The judge knows shes full of it and turns around to give her the barest of miniums.

She ended up getting like 10$ a month from me for that.

When I went to court I wore slacks and a button up shirt with a tie. I was always clean shaven and hair cut.

The first couple of times she showed up in sweats and a hoodie. Then jeans and a tshirt and the last time we went to court she work a summer dress

And I know all women aren't like that. But it's pretty damn hard to figure out what ones are what now.

Pretty sure you could have gotten another, more neutral, judge.