Think you can only eat food once‘?
Once you poop out your food, eat the poop.
The best part? The poop tastes even better
than the original food..
Sometimes your owner will make the motion of
throwing a tennis ball, but will not actually have
STILL CHASE AFTER THE BALL.
Pretty good chance you’ ll find an old ball around
the area anyways maybe.
Just bark a whole bunch for no reason. People
will pet you and give you REAL BACON from that
box that says Beggin Strips on it,
Bury your treats in the backyard. That way when
you want to eat them later, they will have that
dirt and grass tang" that we all love in our food,
Tired of your regular water bowl? The humans
have an infinite water bowl that they call "the
toilet." Be warned though: once you’ ye tried it,
it' ll be hard to go back to water without the light
delicious hint of .
When your owner is rubbing your belly and saying
Who' s a good dog?", do NOT puke on the rug or bite
them for no reason. If you refrain from these natural
impulses, they wilt say "You are!" (referring to you)