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Seriously?? So Fm at Wallmart buying a bag of
dog food. while in the checklist line, a woman
behind me asked if t had a dog, Why else would I
be buying dog food, RIGHT? 7? So en impulse I told
her that net didn' t have a dog. Tm starting the
dog feed diet again. I probably shouldn* t because
I ended up in the hospital last time. I lest 50
pounds before I woke up in intensive care with
tubes coming out of most of my entrees and his
in both arms." I told her that it was essentially a
perfect diet, "All yea do is load your pockets with
food nuggets and simply eat one er two every
time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally
complete it works well, and I am going to try it
againa (l should add that practically eberyone in
line was now enthralled with my story,) Horribad,
this chick asked if I ended up in ICU because the
dog food poisoned me. I told her, "no. I stepped
off a curb to sniff a peedee' s ass and a car hit me,"
I thought the guy behind her was geing to have a
heart attack he was laughing so hard.
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Submitted: 08/19/2014
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#1 - anon (08/20/2014) [-]
great joke, but didnt happen near any walmart. we dont have walmarts in europe
User avatar #2 to #1 - dieterkaiser [OP](08/20/2014) [-]
your comment confuses me.
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