Upload
YouTube Videos Funny Pictures Funny GIFs Funny Text Funny Movies
Login or register
  • Your Posts
  • Login or register
    Login / Create Account
    Create Account
    Email is optional and is used for password recovery purposes.
     
    Click to Create Account
    Login to FJ
    reset password
    Click to Login
    Log in/Sign with Facebook.
    Log in/Sign up with Gmail.
  • Create Channel animemanga aww 4chan politics vidyagaems Tumblr-Content starwars marvel cat WholesomeMemes cute dccomics UnlimitFateWorks Daily-Jokes dank-webms s-c-p OneForAll CartoonGoodness RainbowSixSiege oc-comic-makers DankHistory FJNN videogames polandball Raven warhammer40k cat-channel Conspiracytime wallpapers elderscrolls furry dungeons-n-drags overwatch-time bendingtime zootopia Earth-chan tf2 erma DokiDokiClub deadpool pokemon loudhouse
    Home
    Reset viewedpages
    Sort: ThumbsTrending
      New!adhesive optimal wakeful Cormorantadhesive optimal wakeful Cormorant
      182
      1 hr ago
      New!---- You Tony---- You Tony
      377
      3 hrs ago
      breezy hospitable Elandbreezy hospitable Eland
      489
      4 hrs ago
      New!JOKEJOKE
      184
      1 hr ago
      New!CopperCopper
      205
      2 hrs ago
      New!Abnanad phoneAbnanad phone
      276
      2 hrs ago
      New!future lethal complex Quailfuture lethal complex Quail
      211
      2 hrs ago
      fresh cloudy rare Cariboufresh cloudy rare Caribou
      350
      5 hrs ago
      New!posting this while it is still relevantposting this while it is still relevant
      253
      2 hrs ago
      New!disgusting hanging wonderful Whaledisgusting hanging wonderful Whale
      122
      1 hr ago
      Supporters of rival teams come face to face in the streetsSupporters of rival teams come face to face in the streets
      380
      5 hrs ago
      New!organic far-flung redundant Armadilloorganic far-flung redundant Armadillo
      95
      1 hr ago
      Never saw the whole one beforeNever saw the whole one before
      604
      7 hrs ago
      The future is nowThe future is now
      491
      6 hrs ago
      Rebellious teens of the 21st centuryRebellious teens of the 21st century
      469
      6 hrs ago
      New!This is why I have trust issuesThis is why I have trust issues
      61
      1 hr ago
      New!UK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to InvestigateUK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to Investigate
      64
      1 hr ago
      New!Kids crying over nonsenseKids crying over nonsense
      98
      1 hr ago
      New!Sweet DreamsSweet Dreams
      109
      2 hrs ago
      History is Written by the Victors...History is Written by the Victors...
      936
      10 hrs ago
      New!ClassicClassic
      113
      2 hrs ago
      New!Fun Fact about DreadnoughtsFun Fact about Dreadnoughts
      104
      2 hrs ago
      New!Lewd as ----Lewd as ----
      99
      1 hr ago
      New!Ken MKen M
      42
      56 mns ago
      The "Queen" (Quick Comic)The "Queen" (Quick Comic)
      598
      8 hrs ago
      New!yielding permissible Ravenyielding permissible Raven
      62
      1 hr ago
      New!The Black People may be DANGEROUS for JapanThe Black People may be DANGEROUS for Japan
      48
      1 hr ago
      recondite coherent Lobsterrecondite coherent Lobster
      214
      5 hrs ago
      Give me the meteor. I'm readyGive me the meteor. I'm ready
      537
      9 hrs ago
      A vigilante hunts down the REAL criminalsA vigilante hunts down the REAL criminals
      521
      9 hrs ago
    Newest Uploads
      This ad for a game....This ad for a game....
      5
      11 mns ago
      Aircraft emergency slide deploying slow moAircraft emergency slide deploying slow mo
      10
      22 mns ago
      Seeing his mom after getting freed from ISISSeeing his mom after getting freed from ISIS
      6
      22 mns ago
      ihatejonarbuckleihatejonarbuckle
      -2
      29 mns ago
      Travel time in 1914 from LondonTravel time in 1914 from London
      20
      34 mns ago
      Puzzle BoxPuzzle Box
      12
      36 mns ago
      What's a Greater Leap of Faith: God or the Multiverse?What's a Greater Leap of Faith: God or the Multiverse?
      8
      51 mns ago
      Lights OutLights Out
      17
      52 mns ago
      Just a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudderJust a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudder
      30
      55 mns ago
      Sonic knows the internet is crazySonic knows the internet is crazy
      10
      56 mns ago
    User Rankings Funny Pictures Videos / MP4s HD Gifs/Soundless MP4 Animated GIFs YouTube Videos Text Posts
    About us
    • Advertise on FJ
    • Copyright/DMCA Removal
    • Report Abuse/Harassment
    • Report Spam
    • Contact Us
    • Unsubscribe from newsletter
    Remaining character count: 4000
    Spoiler Image
    Shortcuts: "C" opens comments. "R" refreshes comments.
    Record voice message?
    0:00 Click to start recording.
    Scroll to comment?
    Back to the content 'Dog Bless Mericam!'
    Refresh
    Options
    asd
    2 new threads. 1 new replies.
    User avatar#42 - PubLandlord
    Reply+8
    (07/04/2014)[-]
    Why are Americans so patriotic ?

    Please try and be serious
    User avatar#217 to #42 - mazvaddox
    Reply+1
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    Why are you not?
    User avatar#215 to #42 - OsamaBinLadenz
    Reply+1
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    I mean it's not all of America that's patriotic. Other countries have citizens who love their countries just as much as we do ours. I'm not crazy about America, especially in the politics, but this country and the people in it aren't bad.

    Basically, think about the World Cup. Patriotism is a thing everywhere. If it wasn't, we wouldn't have people who gave a **** if their country won or not.
    #214 to #42 - anon id: 563447b7
    Reply0
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    Because oftentimes the America shown is a bunch of obese people riding around in wheelchairs eating McDonalds and firing M16's in the air... And while plenty of Americans are like that, definitely not all, or even a significant portion. The American people agree to war wanting to help... But the path to hell is paved with good intentions. So while 99% of the time I really despise past action's of the American government, and alot of the stuff thats going on now, the 4th of July is when I can just forget that and say that this is Home. It's broken and messy and not perfect, but it's Home.
    #198 to #42 - neoliftboardrider
    Reply+1
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    Well for me, it's all about what America is intended to stand for. People don't always act that way and sometimes try to twist the principals the nation was founded on for the day's political controversy/ conflict. But for me the core remains there and that is why I love this country. I know what we have, what it is worth, and all of the people who fought to ensure we have what we have. I am not willing to take it for granted, alot of people fought for a long time to make America into a good nation to live in. People just forget sometimes I guess and take things for granted. I hope that helps, I know it is a little vague...but this message is kind of long as it is.
    Well for me, it's all about what America is intended to stand for. People don't always act that way and sometimes try to twist the principals the nation was founded on for the day's political controversy/ conflict. But for me the core remains there and that is why I love this country. I know what we have, what it is worth, and all of the people who fought to ensure we have what we have. I am not willing to take it for granted, alot of people fought for a long time to make America into a good nation to live in. People just forget sometimes I guess and take things for granted. I hope that helps, I know it is a little vague...but this message is kind of long as it is.
    #171 to #42 - anon id: 9c762272
    Reply0
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    I've spent a couple of minutes trying to make the right reply - one that wouldn't conjure up the stereotype of an ignorant pleb caught up in the hype.  Because I feel that on the 4th of July, maybe this trivial comment is the least I can do.  No matter what the causes, the personal intentions, the underlying motives, it all comes down to the fact that hundreds of thousands of Americans before me have died enduring what they saw as the right thing to do for their homeland, and their people.  The fact that we are not a passive, cowardly entity, ashamed of our power.  Americans are proud because pride is something you can share with anybody else here.  Poor, white, ugly, banker, welder - you're a citizen of the United States regardless.  And men before you gave their lives because they thought it was a concept worthy to bleed for.  I am thankful and I am not ashamed to be an American.   
Happy 4th of July
    I've spent a couple of minutes trying to make the right reply - one that wouldn't conjure up the stereotype of an ignorant pleb caught up in the hype. Because I feel that on the 4th of July, maybe this trivial comment is the least I can do. No matter what the causes, the personal intentions, the underlying motives, it all comes down to the fact that hundreds of thousands of Americans before me have died enduring what they saw as the right thing to do for their homeland, and their people. The fact that we are not a passive, cowardly entity, ashamed of our power. Americans are proud because pride is something you can share with anybody else here. Poor, white, ugly, banker, welder - you're a citizen of the United States regardless. And men before you gave their lives because they thought it was a concept worthy to bleed for. I am thankful and I am not ashamed to be an American.
    Happy 4th of July
    User avatar#235 to #171 - toensix
    Reply+3
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    I find American patriotism to be very interesting. Especially when compared to my own country. Over here(glorious Netherlands) if someone started being as nationalistic as some people are in the US, the reaction would probably be: 'Dude don't act so dramatic, chill.' The two exceptions of course being: 'The World Cup football' and 'King's day'(Dutch 4th of July)

    Americans seem to find a lot of pride in the origin of their country and their war for independence. This also correlates with the beginning of my own country; a war for, in the beginning, religious independence and later independence of Spain in it's entirely. After which we became the first republic in modern Europe, the first country without a king. But while I do find pride in our history, I have no need to show this to other countries or even my fellow countrymen. In a certain way I find pride in my country not being very prideful.

    The last thing I often see in American patriotism is how often it goes back to being proud of soldiers who have died for their country or certain battles that happend in the past. Here I find a big difference with my own country. We haven't had a powerful military or fleet since the 17th century(when we were the last country to succesfully invade England. Suck it britfags!) and we're more of a trade/agricultural nation. So what is the thing we find pride in? In place of our military? For me it's how other countries view us. A nation of tolerance, of 'no-nonsense' and coolheadedness. 'Did you die for me country? Yes? That's stupid. If you can't win just give up. So what if they take our country? They won't take our culture or way of thinking. Be smart about. Just let the enemy in, comfort them, make them your friend. Less bloodshed and more lucrative for everyone.

    I forgot to add one exception for noticable national pride: DON'T TOUCH SINTERKLAAS! IF YOU GET YOUR DIRTY FOREIGN HANDS ON SINTERKLAAS WE WILL ******* KILL YOU YOU HEAR ME?
    #185 to #171 - jdizzleoffthehizzl#373 on commentsRank#373
    Reply+6
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    Comment Picture
    #165 to #42 - pikininja
    Reply+5
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    I don't consider myself particularly patriotic, but I feel like the United States gives me more freedom and opportunity than other countries would. I realize it had its shortcomings, but I still enjoy living here.
    I don't consider myself particularly patriotic, but I feel like the United States gives me more freedom and opportunity than other countries would. I realize it had its shortcomings, but I still enjoy living here.
    #160 to #42 - hickoryballs
    Reply+2
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    Why is there anything wrong with being patriotic? I don't know your story, however my family has been in the states since before they were the states and we have deep roots in this nation, so naturally I have strong patriotism.   
   
Every country has a deep, proud, and ongoing history that you should feel proud to be a part of.
    Why is there anything wrong with being patriotic? I don't know your story, however my family has been in the states since before they were the states and we have deep roots in this nation, so naturally I have strong patriotism.

    Every country has a deep, proud, and ongoing history that you should feel proud to be a part of.
    #159 to #42 - blokrokker
    Reply+3
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    I just really like our country. Not too fond of the politics, but the country and its people are ******* great.
    User avatar#125 to #42 - notstill
    Reply-3
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    Bandwagon
    User avatar#106 to #42 - drtrousersnake
    Reply-4
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    because the average american is empowered by the 3 Ms
    Murica,
    Mickey D's and
    Mountain Dew
    User avatar#102 to #42 - pulluspardus
    Reply0
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    because their media always tells them how good their country is compared to the rest of the world.
    User avatar#85 to #42 - bingleshmink
    Reply+5
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    Not really, we just like to **** around with **** like this. It really pisses off some non-americans for whatever reason.
    User avatar#84 to #42 - Conquistador
    Reply+2
    (07/05/2014)[-]
    Most of the "patriotism" I see on funnyjunk or online in general is just satire or mockery. Though, I see hoards of jingoistic Canadians and Swedes.
    #77 to #42 - stadic
    Reply+10
    (07/04/2014)[-]
    Just the way america is, I don't really care for other than jokes but if some guy wants to paint his house like this then fine, it's America and he can do that ****
    Just the way america is, I don't really care for other than jokes but if some guy wants to paint his house like this then fine, it's America and he can do that ****
    User avatar#56 to #42 - herecomesjohnny
    Reply0
    (07/04/2014)[-]
    i notice americans and brits have some serious patriotism going on. Bordering on chauvinistic
    #50 to #42 - kepesauce
    Reply+63
    (07/04/2014)[-]
    Some of us love our country.
    Back to the content 'Dog Bless Mericam!'

    Top in 24 Hours

    • adhesive optimal wakeful Cormorant
      adhesive optimal wakeful Cormorant

      182
      1h ago
    • ---- You Tony
      ---- You Tony

      377
      3h ago
    • breezy hospitable Eland
      breezy hospitable Eland

      489
      4h ago
    • JOKE
      JOKE

      184
      1h ago
    • Copper
      Copper

      205
      2h ago
    • Abnanad phone
      Abnanad phone

      275
      2h ago
    • future lethal complex Quail
      future lethal complex Quail

      211
      2h ago
    • fresh cloudy rare Caribou
      fresh cloudy rare Caribou

      350
      5h ago
    • posting this while it is still relevant
      posting this while it is still relevant

      252
      2h ago
    • disgusting hanging wonderful Whale
      disgusting hanging wonderful Whale

      122
      1h ago
    • Supporters of rival teams come face to face in the streets
      Supporters of rival teams come face to face in the streets

      380
      5h ago
    • organic far-flung redundant Armadillo
      organic far-flung redundant Armadillo

      95
      1h ago
    • Never saw the whole one before
      Never saw the whole one before

      604
      7h ago
    • The future is now
      The future is now

      491
      6h ago
    • Rebellious teens of the 21st century
      Rebellious teens of the 21st century

      469
      6h ago
    • This is why I have trust issues
      This is why I have trust issues

      61
      1h ago
    • UK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to Investigate
      UK Police Say Not ‘Cost Effective’ to Investigate

      64
      1h ago
    • Kids crying over nonsense
      Kids crying over nonsense

      98
      1h ago
    • Sweet Dreams
      Sweet Dreams

      109
      2h ago
    • History is Written by the Victors...
      History is Written by the Victors...

      936
      10h ago
    • Classic
      Classic

      113
      2h ago
    • Fun Fact about Dreadnoughts
      Fun Fact about Dreadnoughts

      104
      2h ago
    • Lewd as ----
      Lewd as ----

      99
      1h ago
    • Ken M
      Ken M

      42
      56m ago
    • The "Queen" (Quick Comic)
      The "Queen" (Quick Comic)

      598
      8h ago
    • yielding permissible Raven
      yielding permissible Raven

      62
      1h ago
    • The Black People may be DANGEROUS for Japan
      The Black People may be DANGEROUS for Japan

      48
      1h ago
    • recondite coherent Lobster
      recondite coherent Lobster

      214
      5h ago
    • Give me the meteor. I'm ready
      Give me the meteor. I'm ready

      537
      9h ago
    • A vigilante hunts down the REAL criminals
      A vigilante hunts down the REAL criminals

      521
      9h ago
    • Hell yeah brother
      Hell yeah brother

      340
      7h ago
    • smart leaf plays a prank
      smart leaf plays a prank

      308
      7h ago
    • Just a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudder
      Just a Seal catching a ride on top of a rudder

      29
      55m ago
    • frequent halting historical Sandpiper
      frequent halting historical Sandpiper

      76
      1h ago
    • empty great Alligator
      empty great Alligator

      70
      1h ago
    • Fulpper's Dirty Memes Done Dirt Cheap pt.108
      Fulpper's Dirty Memes Done Dirt Cheap pt.108

      38
      1h ago
    • (Star Wars) memes that were borrowed #55
      (Star Wars) memes that were borrowed #55

      109
      3h ago
    • Monday's Cute Things - 23/4/2018
      Monday's Cute Things - 23/4/2018

      320
      9h ago
    • Anon catches a Disease
      Anon catches a Disease

      943
      11h ago
    • Anon speaks the truth
      Anon speaks the truth

      436
      9h ago
    FunnyJunk, LLC - Copyright - Privacy Policy - Terms of Service - Community Guidelines - Copyright Removal Request