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Does Anger Management Work?

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E. Does anger management really work?
Roger W
Forgiven When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to
take It out on someone. don' t take it out on someone you know. take it
out on someone you don' t know
I was sitting At my desk radian I rememebered at phone call I' d forgotten
to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying
Hello."
I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn
Carter?"
Suddenly a manic: some yelled out in my ear "Get. the right Wing
numbed" and the phone was slammed down on me,,. I couldn' t believe that
anyone could be so nth. When I tracked down Ttonyn' s conect number to
can her. I found that I had accidentally trans posed the last two
digits.
My hanging up with her, I decided to can the ‘wrong number
again
when the earns guy momma the phone, I yelled. "You' re an asshole!"
and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'as shots‘ next to
It and put it In my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks. when I was
paying bills or had a really bad day, I' d call him up and yell.
Youre an assholey" It always cheered are up.
when [taller ID was introduced. I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'
nailing would have to stop. , I called his number and said, "Hi,
this is John Smith from the telephone company. I' m calling to see if
you' re familiar with our Caller ID Program?"
He yelled "Nor and slammed down the phone called him back
and said. "That' s because you' re an asshole!" and hung up
One day I was at the store. getting ready to pull into a parking
Spot. Some guy in a black BMW out me out and pulled spot I
had patiently waited for. I hit the hem and yelled that I' d been
waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me, manned a “For
Sale" sign in his back window. so I wrote down his number
A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole had
his number on speed diam I thought that rd better call the BMW
asshole. too
I said, ''Is this the man with the black BMW for sate?‘
He said. "Yes. it is." I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?''
He said, "Yes. I this at it Palmtree link, in Ontario- It' s a yellow
house. and the car' s parked right out in trots."
I asked, "What' s your name?"
He said. "My name is Don Hansen."
t asked, "Whatts a good time to catch you, thm?"
He said, 'Tm home eatery evening after litre-’
I said, "Lister' t. Don. can Hell you something?‘
I said. "Don. you' re an asshole?
Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Naw, when
t had a problem. I had has assholes to call.
Then I name up with an idea. I called asshole #1
He said. "Hello-"
I said, " an asshole? {But I didn' t hang up.)
He asked, Are you still there?‘
He screamed, "Stop calling me,"
I said, "Make me,"
He asked, This are wir
Isaid. My name is than Hansen."
He said. "Yeth? Where do you live?" I and "Asshole., I the at M
Palmtree Blvd., in Ontario. a yellow house. I have a black Steamer
min front."
He said. Tm coming wet right now. Ono. and you had better start
saying your prayers."
I said, "Yeah, like In really scared. asshole.‘ and hung up
Then I called Asshole #2
He said, "Hello?"
He yelled, "III out who you are-"
I said. "You' ll what?‘
t answered, "Well. asshole. here' s your chance. I' m coming rower right
Went hung up and called the police. saying that lived
at it Osman HIM. in Ontario., and that I was on my/ way new there
to kill my gay loser
Then I called Channel News about the gang war going down in Oratree
Blvd. in Ontario
I quickly got into my car and headed error to Ontario. I got there
just in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other
in from of six cop cars. an overhead news helicopter and surrounded
by a news crew
NOW I feel much better
Anger management really does work.
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#3 - Hokum (10/08/2013) [-]
Im laughing hysterically.   
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Im laughing hysterically.
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#2 - mr skeltal (10/08/2013) [-]
Why is this only thumbed 48 times? and every single anime post is spammed with thumbs, priorities guys.
#1 - mikesch ONLINE (10/08/2013) [-]
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Hahaha, oh my goodness, I cannot contain myself!
User avatar #8 - stafeezy (10/08/2013) [-]
this is just perfect right here. constant giggles while reading
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User avatar #5 - faithrider (10/08/2013) [+] (1 reply)
"ontario" as in canad? now i know this is fake, there can't be an asshole in canada!
User avatar #4 - walhor (10/08/2013) [-]
Best anger management ever
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