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#1 - grimfuck (12/25/2015) [-]
70? im in California and I have to deal with this **** . I am not made for the cold damnit.
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User avatar #134 to #1 - carth (12/26/2015) [-]
That's warm weather you little bitch
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User avatar #69 to #1 - endorphinsrage (12/26/2015) [-]
It's 86 over here in Florida
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#96 to #1 - dragonom (12/26/2015) [-]
both sound like hell to me.
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User avatar #25 to #1 - protectorofjam (12/26/2015) [-]
No snow In Vermont, ticks ahoy!
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User avatar #64 to #1 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
It was 81 degrees here today in Houston, needless to say i was prepared for this cold
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User avatar #73 to #64 - cronos (12/26/2015) [-]
Nothing says Christmas in Houston like absurdly humid and rainy days in 80° weather, right?
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User avatar #74 to #73 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Yep, and its supposed to drop to the 40s here pretty quick.
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User avatar #75 to #74 - cronos (12/26/2015) [-]
Thank **** . I just hope it's nice and chilly by Monday.
If anything, I'd like it to at least be cold in my birthday.
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User avatar #76 to #75 - badsamaritan ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
When your birthday??
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User avatar #77 to #76 - cronos (12/26/2015) [-]
Monday! What better way to celebrate a birthday than having a party on a Monday, when everyone is dead from the weekend
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User avatar #67 to #1 - brobathehutt (12/26/2015) [-]
Breaking news Winter is cold.
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User avatar #122 to #1 - wootsauce (12/26/2015) [-]
47?? That's shorts and T-shirt weather ...
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User avatar #21 to #1 - synystyr ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Mid 60s in Maine. first Christmas without snow in years
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User avatar #55 to #21 - majestispaceduck (12/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, it doesnt feel like christmas, 18 in newyork, first christmas without snow.
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#86 to #21 - killerdeath (12/26/2015) [-]
Woo, a fellow Mainer.
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User avatar #117 to #86 - inyerfase (12/26/2015) [-]
helo
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User avatar #140 to #117 - synystyr ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Southeast Canada master race
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User avatar #116 to #21 - inyerfase (12/26/2015) [-]
I too live in the state of hicks and no successful prospects.
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User avatar #63 to #1 - obanesforever (12/26/2015) [-]
Mate, that's literally nothing. Just throw on a sweater and man up
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User avatar #26 to #1 - dazartimm (12/26/2015) [-]
It's -22 where I am. You do not know cold.
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User avatar #7 to #1 - thatoldhorse ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
illinois here and 47 is ****** warm over dude, thats summer weather.
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User avatar #132 to #7 - farted (12/26/2015) [-]
Hot damn, 47 was nice the other day. I could go for more of those this winter.
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#6 to #1 - nemodiego (12/25/2015) [-]
It's 53 in your house?! ****** hell, man take control of your life.
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User avatar #24 to #6 - grimfuck (12/26/2015) [-]
you got the numbers flipped. its warmer outside
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#27 to #24 - nemodiego (12/26/2015) [-]
Sweet Jesus. Do you mine kilos of gold to pay the electric bills?
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User avatar #31 to #27 - grimfuck (12/26/2015) [-]
i just cry while reading the bills and decide to be cold for a few weeks
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User avatar #32 to #31 - grimfuck (12/26/2015) [-]
Ohh, you said kilos. Yeah, that says roughly 8.3C not 47C
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#103 to #32 - nemodiego (12/26/2015) [-]
I'm an Americafag actually. I know how to read Fahrenheit temperatures and understand the metric system, rare i know.

The whole not using heat thing explains it, your house has taken on a refrigerator effect. Don't freeze to death homie.
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#104 to #1 - friedgreenpomatoes (12/26/2015) [-]
>47
>Cold

pussy
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#78 to #1 - goddamnitwork (12/26/2015) [-]
im a Californian but i ******* love the cold. lived in New Hampshire for a year i'd be -20 and i'd wear a short sleeve shirt and jeans oh and hopefully with all the rain the air will be safe to breathe now so i don't have to run inside
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#2 to #1 - evilkingganon (12/25/2015) [-]
**evilkingganon used "*roll picture*"**
**evilkingganon rolled image** its 61° and raining here in MS. It ****** sucks
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#3 to #2 - grimfuck (12/25/2015) [-]
had our rain yesterday. for some reason I thought it would be a good idea to go to a football tailgate party, drinking beer and eating deep-fried turkey in the rain, that was fun.

Heres a pic of the christmas bar
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#107 to #2 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Same here. The forecast for today is a high of 76° with a low of 64°. The foretasted low could pass a record high for today.
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User avatar #15 to #2 - niggerjack (12/26/2015) [-]
gr8 roll m8
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#82 to #1 - iexs (12/26/2015) [-]
"Cold"

Good one pal.
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#91 to #82 - danirblade (12/26/2015) [-]
d'you know what the other guy said?
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#88 to #1 - mindor (12/26/2015) [-]
woo cali all day son weeds almost legal kinda

went to the shop today to pik up some dabs aww yiss.
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User avatar #68 to #1 - zonryu ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
>47
>cold

***** wut

im lucky to have chills at 40

but my PERFECT temrature is right at 62 degrees

cold enough to keep you not hot but not so cold that i cant wear shorts
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User avatar #66 to #1 - ultaguide (12/26/2015) [-]
Cold? Ha, you have no idea. Live in northern ND during winter, then you'll know.
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User avatar #44 to #1 - captainrattrap (12/26/2015) [-]
I feel like the only Californian that doesn't complain about the cold. I may bitch a ton about the summer, but it doesn't even snow in the bay man, who cares?
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User avatar #62 to #1 - hoponthefeelstrain (12/26/2015) [-]
in new york and it was in the 60s-70s today
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User avatar #13 to #1 - locreed (12/26/2015) [-]
It was 85 Fahrenheit this morning in South Florida.
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#38 to #13 - lujan (12/26/2015) [-]
I'm in Brandon, near Tampa, and it hit 90 today.
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#128 to #1 - alpako (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
**alpako used "*roll picture*"**
**alpako rolled image**here in new eresy we are stealing your heat
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User avatar #129 to #128 - alpako (12/26/2015) [-]
*Jersey *
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#5 to #1 - ubercelticninja (12/25/2015) [-]
it's warmer here in Canada!
It's about 8 Celsius there, and 12 celsius here
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#29 to #5 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
yeah but what are those temperatures in english?
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#113 to #29 - ubercelticninja (12/26/2015) [-]
well, England uses the metric system... so 8 celsius, and 12 celsius
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User avatar #54 to #5 - misticalz ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Around -10~20 here in Winnipeg
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User avatar #85 to #1 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
50 degrees is cold...stop being a bitch ***** .
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#30 to #1 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
>cold

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#52 to #1 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
All the people are making fun of you for thinking that's cold. It's cold for California cause we're don't live in ice ******** . Exactly how when it gets hot, you guys are complaning about your sweaty fat neckbeards are too sweaty and hot.
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User avatar #16 to #1 - bradonloch (12/26/2015) [-]
~60 or so on my back porch in Indiana.
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#119 to #1 - smithysmith ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
It's 80 (27C) in AUS Brisbane RN, with 85% humidity, sleeping in this **** is awful, GN!
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User avatar #14 to #1 - jibbablabba (12/26/2015) [-]
person in tropical/arid climate complaining about anything below 60 degrees
that's cute
try 10 to -10 with wind chill making it feel like -20 to -30
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User avatar #72 to #1 - Dakafal (12/26/2015) [-]
How do you think we're coping in Arizona? Ever since I was a kid, no matter how cold it was in the morning, it was always warm enough by noon to not need a jacket. Now I'm wearing a coat at 5 in the afternoon, and it's freezing by 10. I can't handle this.
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User avatar #45 to #1 - moetron (12/26/2015) [-]
christmas here in texas, literally 80 degrees...
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User avatar #147 to #45 - iexs (12/27/2015) [-]
I'm in Texas as well, and we're having a huge snowstorm, and we usually get no snow at all. Weird weather.
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User avatar #148 to #147 - moetron (12/27/2015) [-]
lucky dude, where im at we just had a tornado warning and massive rain with high wind speeds... and its still 80 degrees
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User avatar #127 to #45 - jagerhaus (12/26/2015) [-]
yeah but its raining
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#71 to #45 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
San Antonio Mexitard here, I can Confirm.
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#40 to #1 - bigswingingrichard (12/26/2015) [-]
50 degrees is cold? Try 14, with wind making it about -10. 50 is jacket to t-shirt in Kansas.
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#56 to #40 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
A Kansas winter? Try on a Wisconsin winter for size. Although winter doesn't exist this year due to the very strong El Niño
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User avatar #57 to #56 - bigswingingrichard (12/26/2015) [-]
Oh I know Wisconsin is much worse. You guys get a lot more precipitation too.
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#50 to #40 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Too bad its still like 60 in kansas and has yet to ******* snow this winter. We're probably going to get ********** this spring.
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User avatar #51 to #50 - bigswingingrichard (12/26/2015) [-]
Not 60 where I'm at. There was frozen fog this morning.
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User avatar #41 to #40 - grimfuck (12/26/2015) [-]
No... Thats why I live in the bay area, I dont deal with that **** .
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User avatar #18 to #4 - friedepidermis (12/26/2015) [-]
It's like one big Toonami mashup

...I like it
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User avatar #35 to #18 - motherfuckingkenji (12/26/2015) [-]
Yeah, it actually was made by Toonami/Adult Swim.
Shia LaBeouf Motivational Speech: Toonami Edition | Toonami | Adult Swim
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User avatar #28 to #18 - sircool (12/26/2015) [-]
because it is from toonami....
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#98 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
70 degrees?
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User avatar #118 to #98 - residentevilfan (12/26/2015) [-]
****** like 22°c
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#120 to #118 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
I know, the joke rides on the assumption it is 70 degrees Celsius we are talking about here...
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User avatar #124 to #120 - joekerr (12/26/2015) [-]
Alcohol vaporates at 72 ° C, right?
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#130 to #124 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
I don't know???
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User avatar #131 to #130 - joekerr (12/26/2015) [-]
Just trying to imply that even with Celsius that's still an exaggeration ... there'll be no actual fire ... none the less, impossible living conditions, ofc.

Sorry, had a smartass moment ;)
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#133 to #131 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Yes, but then again, would it be funny if I posted a realistic depiction of what happens to humans when the temperature hits 70 degrees of Celsius that I by the way don't have?

I mean, It would just be a pic of couple of red and swollen people lying about...
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User avatar #135 to #133 - joekerr (12/26/2015) [-]
Yeah. I implied that with calling myself a smartass dear. Merry xmas <3
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#137 to #135 - nightmarexnxnxnxnx ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Well, I am glad we managed to come to mutual understanding. Also Merry Christmas to you as well, hope you got what you were wishing for!
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User avatar #9 - thefates (12/26/2015) [-]
The high in houston today is 83 degrees. It's ******* ******** .
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#70 to #9 - freezingpack (12/26/2015) [-]
I thumb because houston christmas was hot, could have been worse though
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#17 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
"Donald trumps is leading candidate" The equivalent to im too retarded to respect others opinions, obviously mine are right blah blah
#Trumpnation # ***********
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User avatar #19 to #17 - kanadetenshi (12/26/2015) [-]
Or more like it's surprising that a billionaire celebrity out of all people suddenly became a political front runner. Jesus Trumpbots can get really butthurt over the slightest things.
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User avatar #42 to #19 - bigswingingrichard (12/26/2015) [-]
People laughed at Ronald Reagan. It was the exact same thing.
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#102 to #42 - gerfox (12/26/2015) [-]
If you can't see the difference between Reagan and Trump, then you need to polish your glasses. Reagan was a politician, he had a policy and a plan, he knew about the issues and he responded to the questions being asked. Before becoming President Reagan was Governor of California for 8 years, and then he participated in the presidential race in '76. He was also a GM spokesman for many years.

Donald Trump is a businessman, a populist, a clown - and an extremely poor debater. Trump, like Clinton, panders to voters in a lot of cases by adopting the policy they think is the most popular. Trump though, unlike Hillary, doesnt have a history - and therefore its harder to catch him in the act. Although Jeb Bush did it in the last debate, where Trump has gone from thinking that the war against ISIS is none of the US' business (which was the prevailing attitude before Paris, and especially Bernardino), to being a strong advocate for it.

And his debate performance is abysmal, and makes him look like a clown. Whenever someone points criticism towards him he makes a variety of stupid facial expressions, and then just points out that hes leading in the polls or that the candidate in question is "low energy". What kind of response is that?
Furthermore, whenever he gets asked a question he digresses and finishes off with saying something like "we need a strong leader, who knows what he wants - and can be strict".
I'm really surprised how bad Trump is at debating considering him being on TV for so long.

That is all contrary to Reagan who had an ideology he followed, was a master debater, and had executive experience.

I'm really looking forward to Trump dropping out, although I don't see it happening soon, since I feel he's getting a lot of screentime where I'd rather some other candidates could discuss and present their plans. If you ask me, the longer Trump stays in the race, the more likely it is for a democrat to win, as Trump diverts attention away from, well, anything and everything.
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#141 to #102 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I hope he stays in the race, I want to see hopefully Sanders obliterating him in every debate.
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#48 to #42 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Because it turned out so well with him.

Face it, American politics are a joke and the punchline is the american people.
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User avatar #49 to #48 - bigswingingrichard (12/26/2015) [-]
What did Reagan do wrong?
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User avatar #84 to #49 - thatoneiranianguy ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Supported the 1986 machine gun ban and several other anti-firearm policies, his economic policies and particularly trickled down economics nearly tripled the deficit and create millions of unemployed workers, Iran-Contra affair is self explanatory, he out of spite for Communist rule in Afghanistan supported a loose and fragile group of moderate Jihadists that lead to the creation of Al-Qaeda and the Taliban.

How you are getting thumbed up right now...I don't know.
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#90 to #84 - tacoperson ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
I've known reagan was **** for increasing the deficit for a while now but I never knew what else he did bad. So thanks for that info.
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User avatar #43 to #19 - idkwhatthatmeans ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
"trumpbots"

pls no.
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User avatar #125 to #19 - thumbfortrump (12/26/2015) [-]
WHO YOU CALLING BUTTHURT RAAAAAA
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User avatar #100 to #17 - shrinkzz (12/26/2015) [-]
It's not a matter of different opinions, the guy just isn't a serious candidate in any way.
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User avatar #65 to #17 - Ruspanic (12/26/2015) [-]
>literally thinks anti-Trump people are commies
>calls other people retarded
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User avatar #8 - MuffinMan (12/26/2015) [-]
Just got back from the beach. It's Christmas Day, it's 85 degrees in Orlando, and I have a sunburn.
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#36 to #8 - Sunburn (12/26/2015) [-]
GIF
I've got you babe.
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User avatar #87 - bouazizforever (12/26/2015) [-]
I don't even get this temperature system
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User avatar #94 to #87 - lookatmyhouseofwax (12/26/2015) [-]
1 degree Fahrenheit= 17.2 degrees Celcius
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User avatar #95 to #94 - lookatmyhouseofwax (12/26/2015) [-]
**** that comment
Even i don't get it
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User avatar #142 to #95 - bouazizforever (12/26/2015) [-]
What did he say?
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User avatar #23 - lotengo (12/26/2015) [-]
People often complain that this place is turning into /pol/. But looking at the views on Trump and Bernie I'd say this place is turning into reddit
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#89 to #23 - tacoperson ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
I've seen a LOT of jokes directed at bernie being **** and trump being amazing. That seems pretty /pol/ to me. No clue how much of either side is truth.
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User avatar #92 to #89 - lotengo (12/26/2015) [-]
Every time i post a pro-trump post i end up with 6 red thumbs up my ass
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#144 to #92 - tacoperson ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
idk what funnyjunk has to do with your real life sexual choices. ; )
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User avatar #136 to #92 - scorcho (12/26/2015) [-]
that may have less to do with trump/bernie, and more with the fact that you are a twat.
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User avatar #143 to #136 - lotengo (12/26/2015) [-]
Nah, when it comes to politics i can be quite reasonable
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#145 to #143 - anon (12/27/2015) [-]
Nah you're just cancer. Kill yourself
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#108 - captaincapital (12/26/2015) [-]
>hating on the president because he refuses to join your culture/country destroying ideals and is by that the only president so far to do so
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#138 to #108 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
>supporting someone who literally advocates for the removal of American citizens who have proper citizenship or were even born here, purely because they're Muslim

Ya, no. When Trump says the army is going to help in deport Muslim-Americans, that's just the talk of someone who's either extremely hateful or extremely afraid. But go ahead, let's see what group he picks next
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#139 to #138 - captaincapital (12/26/2015) [-]
>one single demographic causing 100% of all terrorist attacks
>we should keep them in because UNCONDITIONAL LOVEEE

take it from an ex-muslim, #yesallmuslims.
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#20 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
Bernie Sanders is 19 points ahead of Trump

Just Saying
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#34 to #20 - boothead ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Thats worse, Just sayin.
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User avatar #39 to #34 - ChuckNorrisVsMRT (12/26/2015) [-]
Nah, bernie would just get shot down on everything and do nothing for four years, trump and hilary would **** something up directly.
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User avatar #93 to #39 - deathpawz ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
its better than doing nothing, people learn from mistakes atleast.
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#106 to #34 - deathknifeone (12/26/2015) [-]
It's not worse. Trump suggests that they might have to close the internet. www.dailydot.com/politics/trump-closing-the-internet-up-in-some-way/?tw=dd
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#149 to #106 - boothead ONLINE (12/27/2015) [-]
You just linked me to a heavily liberal website known for being part a system that spews out liberal propagation that in this article alone so heavily misquoted him, left out context and changed words around it might as well be considered the media equivalent of a youtube poop.
Or any Daily News article to exist.
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#150 to #149 - deathknifeone (12/27/2015) [-]
Ignore the site, watch the video. He's clearly suggesting that 'we" might have to close the internet.
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#151 to #150 - boothead ONLINE (12/28/2015) [-]
"We might have to close the internet"
and
"We might have to close the internet in Islamic Countries so they can't recruit or contact sleepers to kill us"
are to entirely different things.
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#152 to #151 - deathknifeone (12/28/2015) [-]
Sorry, my apologies. I did not notice he said "in some areas".
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User avatar #109 - askafj (12/26/2015) [-]
It's about time that women break the gender based stereotype and start asking guys out, I'm not saying anyone would ask me out, but I've never heard of a girl asking a guy out.

inb4: well ey know dis one persen det aksed a guy out so ur puint is invaled
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User avatar #146 to #109 - sorcha (12/27/2015) [-]
I asked my fiance out and I was the one that made the first move coversation wise and yes I am female and not internet female actual female
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#115 to #109 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
I'm gonna be the asshole you described, but as a very average girl I've always been the one who ask guys out. I guess most see me as their little sister or something, so I'll have to take the matters to my own hands, sometimes it has resulted into awkward situations but hey that's life. I'm currently in a relationship with a great guy, I would have never gotten him if I wouldn't have done something.

the weirdest part is that when I see in fj that so many guys say that if there was a female that plays games they would marry them. no they don't. at least irl. or maybe fj'ers are different but still. most guys start seeing me as "one of the guys" or "a little sister".
the harshest things I've heard is "that would be gay because you're a bro!" and "that would be like incest because you're like a sister to me!" I know they tried to make everything less awkward but it feels awful. just say no or something.
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User avatar #123 to #115 - joekerr (12/26/2015) [-]
You've been friendzoned. A lot.
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#81 - durltok (12/26/2015) [-]
Snowed here in Vegas on midnight(start of Christmas), coldest winter we've had in a while.
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User avatar #110 to #81 - asotil (12/26/2015) [-]
Normall I'm shoveling my driveway today (New Jersey) or losing my **** driving home in a blizzard from my cousins house (Connecticut)

I've been walking around in shorts and a t-shirt because we had a high of 78 yesterday

Global Warming seems like an ok guy to be honest
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#126 to #81 - joekerr (12/26/2015) [-]
Meanwhile in Germany.

Temperature is measured in ° C.
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#37 - threestacks (12/26/2015) [-]
"If you like a guy"

And yet it's gets more thumbs than there are girls on this website
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#112 to #37 - asotil (12/26/2015) [-]
>Women
>Ever

Are you a ******* faggot or something?
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User avatar #46 to #37 - thesunpraiser (12/26/2015) [-]
Whatevs man, it's not gay if you say no homo.
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User avatar #61 - juter (12/26/2015) [-]
Was the thing I saw about him dropping out now fake?
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#105 - olisaurus ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
trump is gay harr harr
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#83 - anon (12/26/2015) [-]
That feel when you're a guy reading this but no girls like you.
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User avatar #80 - datassman (12/26/2015) [-]
Wooooo Idaho actually had a white chrusmus
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User avatar #79 - kentravyon ONLINE (12/26/2015) [-]
Canadian reporting in, even we had a green Christmas.
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User avatar #60 - volcanicdiarrhea (12/26/2015) [-]
It's been in the 70's, here in Maryland.
I never thought I'd wear shorts on Christmas out of necessity.
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