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#41 - kettleftw (06/10/2015) [-]
"so, between the five of us, i really felt we had something"
#296 - nuclearchurro (06/11/2015) [-]
"See there, on the toe? That's blood, Peter. It's not mine."
User avatar #434 to #296 - plyxo (06/11/2015) [-]
You have the best one
User avatar #647 to #296 - retardedboss ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Speaker for the dead was the only of the enders game sequels I actually liked. Enders Game itself was pretty damn fantastic though.
#40 - swbite (06/10/2015) [-]
"Perhaps we'll know more once our guest wakes up"
"Perhaps we'll know more once our guest wakes up"
#611 to #40 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
Mine's just a picture of Jabba the hut
#183 - saradomin (06/11/2015) [-]
First sentence: "Men."


... **** .
#237 to #183 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
you.... you do know what constitutes a "sentence" right?
User avatar #255 to #237 - malinko (06/11/2015) [-]
A single word CAN be a sentence.
#270 to #255 - anon (06/11/2015) [-]
The shortest complete sentence possible is: I am.
User avatar #328 to #270 - malinko (06/11/2015) [-]
no its not. one word answers are considered sentences. "Are you alive? Yes." The answer yes, is a complete sentence.
User avatar #409 to #328 - emiyashirou (06/11/2015) [-]
A sentence needs a verb to be a complete sentence. "Yes" isn't grammatically a full sentence, it's omitting ", I am alive"
User avatar #304 to #270 - respawnhydra (06/11/2015) [-]
nope "Go." is
User avatar #269 to #237 - kassybear (06/11/2015) [-]
Go. is a sentence
User avatar #1 - miia ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
Karl was glad to see the door of his quarters, and even more glad to usher Teran into them and firmly shut the other guards out.

pls no
User avatar #394 - dreigamos (06/11/2015) [-]
"She's my sister"


****
User avatar #488 to #394 - sharee (06/11/2015) [-]
wincest
User avatar #48 - xsirwafflezx (06/10/2015) [-]
"The story of the universe can be traced back to its very first instants, according to the Big Bang Theory of it's origins."

What does it mean?
User avatar #59 to #48 - chaospool ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
your going to have sex once, it will be amazing enough to get people to talk about it for years to come, but others will doubt it even happened in the first place
User avatar #60 to #59 - xsirwafflezx (06/10/2015) [-]
How would one prepare for such a major event?
I don't even know how to talk to women at this point.
User avatar #62 to #60 - chaospool ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
it will just be one big cosmic event, some kind of chain reaction will lead to it, but when it does happen, it will be great enough to create life......so in short, you get drunk with some hot girl, have sex, she has a kid and no one believes you are the father


congrats on your eventual kid
User avatar #127 - kiwirulestwo (06/11/2015) [-]
Home health nurses provide a variety of skilled services, including the following:
#487 - miknab (06/11/2015) [-]
Sounds alright to me.
User avatar #604 to #487 - joeykaze (06/11/2015) [-]
which book is that?
User avatar #649 to #604 - miknab (06/11/2015) [-]
Yorke Doodle Dandy. Its my dad's book. It is about a yorkie that a soldier finds in a fox hole while in the field.

From the Wikipedia article:
as described by Wynne, "Smoky Served in the South Pacific with the 5th Air Force, 26th Photo Recon Squadron [and] flew 12 air/sea rescue and photo reconnaissance missions."[5] On those flights, Smoky spent long hours dangling in a soldier's pack near machine guns used to ward off enemy fighters.[3] Smoky was credited with twelve combat missions and awarded eight battle stars.[6] She survived 150 air raids on New Guinea and made it through a typhoon at Okinawa.[4] Smoky even parachuted from 30 feet (9.1 m) in the air, out of a tree, using a parachute made just for her. Wynne credited Smoky with saving his life by warning him of incoming shells on an LST (transport ship), calling her an "angel from a foxhole." As the ship deck was booming and vibrating from anti-aircraft gunnery, Smoky guided Wynne to duck the fire that hit 8 men standing next to them.[3]

In the down time, Smoky learned numerous tricks, which she performed for the entertainment of troops with Special Services and in hospitals from Australia to Korea.[2] According to Wynne, Smoky taught him as much as he taught her, and she developed a repertoire beyond that of any dog of her day.[3] In 1944, Yank Down Under magazine named Smoky the "Champion Mascot in the Southwest Pacific Area."[5]
#286 - Starfox (06/11/2015) [-]
"I carried her into the bedroom."
#177 - undiscovered ONLINE (06/11/2015) [-]
"I let intentions hold more power than actions, and that's why I fall asleep alone."
#29 - diabloakuma ONLINE (06/10/2015) [-]
"standard of courage which all must reach." ~ Sun Tzu's The Art of War
#480 - tarshm (06/11/2015) [-]
"At the outbreak of World War 1 there were no fighter aircraft as such" it all makes sense now.
#465 - girlhat (06/11/2015) [-]
"The god was a true giant, as large again to any Astartes warrior as an Artastes was to a man."

I'm okay with this
User avatar #474 to #465 - thefallenlord (06/11/2015) [-]
Which novel is that? Is it any good?
User avatar #478 to #474 - nimba (06/11/2015) [-]
Guessing Horus Rising
User avatar #493 to #478 - thefallenlord (06/11/2015) [-]
**** I have that somewhere but I was caught in the Eisenhorn and Ravenor Omnibuses -.-
User avatar #489 to #474 - girlhat (06/11/2015) [-]
#478 is right! Horus Rising. Very good, would recommend for anyone who likes the 40k universe!
User avatar #495 to #489 - nimba (06/11/2015) [-]
you have the hardback or something?
User avatar #496 to #495 - girlhat (06/11/2015) [-]
Sadly no. Paperback only.
User avatar #413 - aliyalando (06/11/2015) [-]
"Come south with me, and I'll teach you how to laugh again," the king promised.


#215 - leifbunny (06/11/2015) [-]
"During the course of our working together, Sid told me amazing stories about this industry whose eccentricities were serviced, about the appetites involved, about the money available to feed those appetites."
"During the course of our working together, Sid told me amazing stories about this industry whose eccentricities were serviced, about the appetites involved, about the money available to feed those appetites."
#194 - thisiskevinhanian (06/11/2015) [-]
They know not to touch you.
User avatar #642 - crazydrumer (06/11/2015) [-]
"He didn't hear anything about Ryan for a couple days, but one day he heard a drunk blond chippie muttering about "Mr. Fatcat Ryan... goddamn him..." as she frantically waved her empty glass at him."

i don't know what to make of this :/
#617 - sometimeswefuck (06/11/2015) [-]
Alpha decay is the emission of an alpha-particle, which is a 4/2He nucleus that consists of two protons, two neutrons, and zero electrons.


Im confused, does that mean im gay?
User avatar #571 - redblackstar (06/11/2015) [-]
"They managed to live like this for 18 years."
Let's drink to that!
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