Dress to Impress! Wear that hoodie.
Give the interviewer Lay your limp hand in
a firm handshake. the interviewers, then
Bring a copy of your Spend five minutes
resume that you trying to find your
printed on the good resume on your
paper that cost extra. cracked iphone.
Use "buzzwords" Talk about being a
to impress the little buzzed with the
Embellish your Give an open and
positive qualities honest report of your
and mastery of the skills and experience.
Lie wildly about the Reveal your actual
legitimacy of that GPA.
had last summer.
Laugh at the Make a parting joke
interviewer' s and ask when you' ll
parting joke and hear from the
say you look interviewer.
forward to hearing
Get the job.