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#7 - brljagif (11/23/2015) [-]
GIF
User avatar #14 to #7 - ghostninjaguy ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
That is the last time Hercules touched Kratos' easy bake oven
#48 to #14 - whatyousay (11/24/2015) [-]
"NEVER TOUCH MY OVEN AGAIN"
User avatar #2 - metacobalion (11/23/2015) [-]
Doesn't he end up killing his family in the actual story?
#42 to #2 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
Pretty much in every god of war game.
#3 to #2 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
I think one of the gods got annoyed at him and drove him nuts and he killed his family, his labors are to atone for that
#53 to #3 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
Hera
#4 to #2 - crixuz [OP](11/23/2015) [-]
Yes
User avatar #5 to #4 - metacobalion (11/23/2015) [-]
>>#3, You two responded to me at exactly the same time not even a second of difference. What ******* is this
User avatar #17 to #5 - vorarephilia (11/24/2015) [-]
hivemind bro
User avatar #6 to #2 - christofferse (11/23/2015) [-]
Yeah, Hera got jealous of Zeus, because he ****** mortals (Hercules mother in greek mythology is Alcmene, a mortal), so she kinda made him go off in a frenzy, where he killed his family.
User avatar #10 to #6 - mrpotatofudge (11/24/2015) [-]
AND THE REASON HES PASTY AS **** IS BECAUSE THE WHITE IS ACTUALLY THE ASHES OF HIS DEAD WIFE AND CHILD

JESUS ****
#20 to #10 - anon (11/24/2015) [-]
That would be Kratos and not Hercules, but you right as to why Kratos is that white.

As for, christofferse, I do believe Hercules accomplished something that was worthy to all the gods and Hera ends up having to forgive Hercules - which saves his family. Somehow, it's all ****** up, but I read it a while back.
User avatar #22 to #20 - mrpotatofudge (11/24/2015) [-]
**** I RESPONDED TO THE WRONG ****

I MEANT TO RESPOND TO THIS PICKLE
>>#3
User avatar #40 to #22 - stifflimb (11/24/2015) [-]
That guy is also talking about Hercules
User avatar #38 to #6 - revansfirst (11/24/2015) [-]
You mean Heracles. Hercules is the Roman version.
#23 - mikepetru (11/24/2015) [-]
"Hercules, did you leave the toilet seat up?"
"What, Meg? I couldn't hear you over the ticking of time as my life nears its end since I gave up immortality for you."
"...Nevermind, it's ok."
'Damn right, it is."
User avatar #27 to #23 - feelythefeel (11/24/2015) [-]
He didn't give it up, he just wanted to live a human life first. Like in Starchaser.
#19 - punchbowl (11/24/2015) [-]
This just in ... Zeus had sex with another mortal.... Time for another long story
User avatar #43 to #19 - assassindash (11/24/2015) [-]
"I'm going to sex that person!"

"Zeus, don't sex that person."

"Too late!"
User avatar #47 to #43 - meringueluka (11/24/2015) [-]
>person.
Zeus taste aren't that limited my friend.
User avatar #49 to #47 - assassindash (11/24/2015) [-]
Enlighten me.
#59 to #56 - assassindash (11/24/2015) [-]
**assassindash used "*roll picture*"**
**assassindash rolled image**

Nope.
User avatar #8 - heartlessrobot (11/23/2015) [-]
What's hilarious is how inaccurate that game is to the actual mythology.
The Gods were 100% unkillable. Even other gods and titans couldn't kill them. They'd have fried him and chucked him into tartarus while chuckling and downing wine.
User avatar #55 to #8 - darkjustifier (11/24/2015) [-]
but they didn't die, if you listen to the phone call Easter eggs you know what happens to them, well not exactly but Aries ended up in a room of eternal torture.
User avatar #51 to #8 - ohshoot (11/24/2015) [-]
Yeah, but the first game is literally based around a box that contains the power to kill a god.
#9 to #8 - anon (11/23/2015) [-]
Somehow, I don't think accuracy was their greatest concern.
User avatar #11 to #8 - DrRubbleZ (11/24/2015) [-]
Yeah let's make a game where we can't kill anyone!
User avatar #12 to #11 - warzon (11/24/2015) [-]
UNDERTALE, CHRISTIAN EDITION.
User avatar #18 to #12 - tenaciouslee (11/24/2015) [-]
Undertale, Pagan* Edition.
User avatar #29 to #12 - centaurstesticle (11/24/2015) [-]
top tier comment
User avatar #26 to #8 - yudodat ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Unkillable, yes. Unslaughterable? No. There are many accounts of gods being cut up and reformed. Cronus himself was cut up once placed into Tartarus, and the pieces were scattered inside to keep him from reforming in some stories.

Some stories even say that after the gods took enough pain they "died" and were brought back by Hestia's hearth.

Of course, it is a video game. Accuracy wasn't their biggest concern when for action games.
User avatar #28 to #8 - crackalacking (11/24/2015) [-]
You can't really expect logic in video games. Otherwise, they wouldn't be any fun.
#1 - themlgamingem (11/23/2015) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #25 - deroderpderp (11/24/2015) [-]
Id pay good money to see that.
User avatar #44 - kalimah (11/24/2015) [-]
I'll never get why people think kratos is a good character...
User avatar #52 to #44 - thegreentornado ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
He's anti-hero. Sort of.
I don't know, some guy going *******
User avatar #46 to #44 - isradam (11/24/2015) [-]
He's not, he's the hero of the story but that doesnt make him good. It's a greek tragedy, EVERYONE is bad.
User avatar #21 - sullseeker (11/24/2015) [-]
Racist Mario Skip to about 2:31 if you wanna see the relativity
User avatar #24 - eldorito (11/24/2015) [-]
i just realized that mount olympus kind of looks like moab.
User avatar #30 to #24 - YllekNayr (11/24/2015) [-]
what's moab?
#32 to #30 - datassman ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Moab, Utah. Pretty much the entire southern part of the state, it's basically the extremely stereotypical desert you see in every movie involving the wild west, with those big sandstone stacks and **** . This is the picture I find closest to Olympus up there, but it's not what Moab is famous for.
User avatar #34 to #32 - YllekNayr (11/24/2015) [-]
that's pretty
User avatar #35 to #34 - datassman ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Yeah it is, I need to get down there and take a backpacking trip one of these days, it's just like 4 hours from where I am
#33 to #30 - datassman ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
This is how more people think of Moab
User avatar #41 - froggets (11/24/2015) [-]
And then Meg died because everyone forgot she was motral
User avatar #45 to #41 - vonspyder (11/24/2015) [-]
i was motral once but I switched to aspirin.
User avatar #15 - Sinrik (11/24/2015) [-]
then kratos murders some bitches
User avatar #16 to #15 - remotecalamity (11/24/2015) [-]
no, he'd **** some bitches.
and murder everyone else
User avatar #39 to #16 - stifflimb (11/24/2015) [-]
He kills Hera though right, broke her neck if I recall.
User avatar #67 to #39 - remotecalamity (11/24/2015) [-]
I never played so I'm just going off on general knowledge
#66 - arcadearcanum (11/24/2015) [-]
The real plot behind the rescue
User avatar #58 - hidemoto (11/24/2015) [-]
Hercules is roman, the gods names are greek. It's all wrong
User avatar #60 to #58 - schneidend (11/24/2015) [-]
Heracles is indeed the original Greek name for the character, but in the West he's almost universally known as Hercules.
#61 to #60 - hidemoto (11/24/2015) [-]
Doesn't make it right though.
User avatar #62 to #61 - schneidend (11/24/2015) [-]
It's right in that language shifts create colloquialisms that are commonly understood, making Hercules vs. Heracles a purely academic concern that, if brought up in regular conversation, comes off as pedantic and pretentious.
User avatar #64 to #62 - hidemoto (11/24/2015) [-]
Depends on where you're from, and how your social circle is. Not everybody minds being corrected, or learning for that matter.
User avatar #65 to #64 - schneidend (11/24/2015) [-]
Learning is great, but we're talking about a factoid, here. It's not particularly enlightening to know, and nobody is burning any libraries by not concerning themselves with it. The character is virtually the same in either mythology, except for the Romans ascribing his involvement in building some famous sites. In both the movie and game being referenced, the character is called Hercules, which means that the misnomer isn't even relevant to the content.
User avatar #57 - murrlogic (11/24/2015) [-]
But Hercules conquered Olympus in God of War 2

Hercules is in God of War 3 so from a time line perspective this should have taken place during Chains of Olympus which is essentially God of War 1.5
User avatar #54 - fishandkids (11/24/2015) [-]
Meg then went on to basically kill Hercules because she trusted a monster that tried to rape her.
User avatar #50 - keygen ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
they should make a mashup
#36 - boobsandtits (11/24/2015) [-]
was he pleased
User avatar #13 - peanutsaurusrex ONLINE (11/24/2015) [-]
Shut up Meg
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