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mrhandss (12/30/2015) [-] 
i admit i forget if it was ever explicitly stated if Aladdin's mom was dead, but his dad was alive and doing just fine.
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feelythefeel (12/30/2015) [-] He probably didn't even know he was alive, never mind worth dropping in on. According to their song, they regularly travel as far as Paris.
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BerryLicious (12/30/2015) [-] It's clever, but the stanzas don't rhyme, and the beat is all over the place. 2/10 poor effort.
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sexyhimself ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] I forgot that Aladdin's dad was 10 times hotter than him.
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electrictroll ONLINE (12/29/2015) [-]
Except Simba believed Mufasa got killed in the wildebeest stampede he started without any knowledge of Scars involvement.
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severepwner (12/30/2015) [-] Yeah he felt he was responsible and exiled himself. He had to be convinced to stop being a lion nomad.
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angelious ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] ariel cant write human language.
genie would most likely **** al over if he tried something like that.(genie with thousands of years of life experience dealing with ******** )
cinderella made a point with remebering her face...then again clark kenting is a thing.
snow white is implying everybody can be bought with diamonds.
in ancient china dragons would not be considered that freaking extra ordinary and the female pretending to be a man would still get her head choppedy chopped.
genie would most likely **** al over if he tried something like that.(genie with thousands of years of life experience dealing with ******** )
cinderella made a point with remebering her face...then again clark kenting is a thing.
snow white is implying everybody can be bought with diamonds.
in ancient china dragons would not be considered that freaking extra ordinary and the female pretending to be a man would still get her head choppedy chopped.
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KazumaKyu (12/30/2015) [-] Are you insinuating that Ancient China was just bursting at the seams with real, living dragons? With the talking and the breathing fire and whatnot?
I mean she'd def still get her head lopped off, but only after people stopped gawking and the little talking fire-breathing lizard.
I mean she'd def still get her head lopped off, but only after people stopped gawking and the little talking fire-breathing lizard.
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lulgazmz (12/30/2015) [-] I'm not too convinced by that one, I mean, they thought they were real but they were still like 'legends' to most people. Think of ancient Rome, they thought Gods to be real but if one showed up like 'yo' you don't think loads of people would get ****** pumped?
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imofcnotharveydent (12/29/2015) [-] 1.how would she know human writen language?
2. If he didn't see it, why would he accuse him?
3. Something something rule about no more wishes. no exceptions
4. he'd think she was crazy if she spouted all that.
5. She could most likely still turn into a dragon and eat/burn everyone, also who said the guards take bribes. They may be scared ******** , like admins minions in north Korea.
6. honor have been a big annoying thing back in the day, someone in that army would probably rape her tho, so bad choice.
2. If he didn't see it, why would he accuse him?
3. Something something rule about no more wishes. no exceptions
4. he'd think she was crazy if she spouted all that.
5. She could most likely still turn into a dragon and eat/burn everyone, also who said the guards take bribes. They may be scared ******** , like admins minions in north Korea.
6. honor have been a big annoying thing back in the day, someone in that army would probably rape her tho, so bad choice.
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ciacheczko ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] Simba saw Mufasa die, not Scar throwing him off a cliff.
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djmaryhikineet (12/30/2015) [-] i think 2 and 4 are implying they know the outcome of their story's, though that doesn't explain the others
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epicalania (12/30/2015) [-] The 'evil witch could terrify the guards' part stands, but yes, it is incorrect in that she doesn't turn into a dragon.
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epicalania (01/02/2016) [-] What kind of magic spell to use
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs' tails
Thunder or lightning
Slime and snails
Or puppy dogs' tails
Thunder or lightning
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epicalania (01/02/2016) [-]
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
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epicalania (01/02/2016) [-]
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
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epicalania (01/02/2016) [-] I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try
What could I do
What could I do
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epicalania (01/02/2016) [-] Then baby said
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
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angelious ONLINE (01/02/2016) [-]
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that baby spell on me (ooh)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Dance magic, dance (dance magic, dance)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Jump magic, jump (jump magic, jump)
Put that baby spell on me (ooh)
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BerryLicious (12/30/2015) [-] That was Maleficent, otherwise known as "the mistress of all evil".
She was technically a bad fairy, or witch, but not a queen.
******* love Maleficent
She was technically a bad fairy, or witch, but not a queen.
******* love Maleficent
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kibbleking (12/30/2015) [-] My biggest problem with mulan is Attila and the Great Wall never existed at the same time.
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kibbleking (12/30/2015) [-] They sing in the song that they're trying to defeat the huns.
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jdizzleoffthehizzl ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
But the talking ghosts, sentient cricket, and dragon who all spoke english in china were completely ok
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Jesusnipples (12/30/2015) [-] That's all well and good but the villain's name is Shan Yu
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kibbleking (12/30/2015) [-] fine, THE HUNS never existed at the same time as the great wall
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emiyashirou ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] De Beers mentioned
Swell with South African corruption (the government makes it illegal for everyone except Eskom to produce electricity commercially. Why the **** would you give people a monopoly on electricity?)
Swell with South African corruption (the government makes it illegal for everyone except Eskom to produce electricity commercially. Why the **** would you give people a monopoly on electricity?)
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thesinful ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] Nah, Grimhilde is still fairest of them all. Except Maleficent.
Gonna post a disney porn comp when I get back from store
Gonna post a disney porn comp when I get back from store
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lickidysplit (12/30/2015) [-] They have no concept of their value, they just hoard them
It says "There's thousands to be sometime born
And we don't know what we dig them for"
It says "There's thousands to be sometime born
And we don't know what we dig them for"
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ghostninjaguy ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] Who cares if she's a woman? She blew up a mountain to save her comrades
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destaice (12/30/2015) [-] Memaid bitch didn't know how to write.
Simba believed he had killed Mufasa. He didn't even know Scar was involved.
Aladdin couldn't wish for more wishes.
Cinderella believed that once the magic wore off that the prince wouldn't love her anymore because she would go back to being poor.
Snow White was friends with the dwarfs. They weren't her slaves.
You know very well why Mulan couldn't reveal her gender. Instant execution.
Simba believed he had killed Mufasa. He didn't even know Scar was involved.
Aladdin couldn't wish for more wishes.
Cinderella believed that once the magic wore off that the prince wouldn't love her anymore because she would go back to being poor.
Snow White was friends with the dwarfs. They weren't her slaves.
You know very well why Mulan couldn't reveal her gender. Instant execution.
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testaburger (12/30/2015) [-] "Aladdin couldn't wish for more wishes. "
Hence more genies.
"Snow White was friends with the dwarfs. They weren't her slaves. "
Friends care. Sharing is caring.
Hence more genies.
"Snow White was friends with the dwarfs. They weren't her slaves. "
Friends care. Sharing is caring.
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rumpledforeskin (12/30/2015) [-] what about wishing that the genie didn't have any rules?
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yunablade (12/30/2015) [-] They should get renamed from "Dorkly" to "Totally retarded"
A) Ariel didn't know how to write using the human letters
B) Simba escaped out of guilt and fear in the spur of the moment, without knowing of Scar's betrayal.
C) First wish is viable according to the genie's rules. Second and third are a no-go because they circumvent the rules.
D) Cinderella had future visions or something? She couldn't prevent this.
E) You forgot she is A VERY POWERFUL WITCH? Not to mention Dwarves DON'T SELL their treasures, they store them. Forever.
F) Yeah, I am sure Chinese Men from the 5th century would have been very comprehensive of a woman posing as a General's son, with a talking lizard as friend.
Even they knew to burn witches.
A) Ariel didn't know how to write using the human letters
B) Simba escaped out of guilt and fear in the spur of the moment, without knowing of Scar's betrayal.
C) First wish is viable according to the genie's rules. Second and third are a no-go because they circumvent the rules.
D) Cinderella had future visions or something? She couldn't prevent this.
E) You forgot she is A VERY POWERFUL WITCH? Not to mention Dwarves DON'T SELL their treasures, they store them. Forever.
F) Yeah, I am sure Chinese Men from the 5th century would have been very comprehensive of a woman posing as a General's son, with a talking lizard as friend.
Even they knew to burn witches.
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feelythefeel (12/30/2015) [-] >Simba never saw Scar at the stampede
>Simba thought his father's death was an accident he caused
Try again.
>Simba thought his father's death was an accident he caused
Try again.
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noonelikesdan ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Also can' malificent turn into a dragon or is that someone else?
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feelythefeel (12/30/2015) [-] Malificent turns into a dragon withe the powers of hell, the evil queen turns into a hag with the powers of a potion.
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noonelikesdan ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
Was malificent not in Snow white? I havent watched it in years....
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mcmanybucks ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-] Disney movies are only good for the art really, the stories are way overrated and their characters are shallow as **** .
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noonelikesdan ONLINE (12/30/2015) [-]
They're child friendly adaptations of books written by the brothers grimm, you might find them more appealing.
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killerofcows (12/30/2015) [-]
only a select few are grimm brother stories
Lion king is Shakespeare
Little mermaid and Frozen are by H.C. Andersen
Aladdin is from One Thousand and One Nights
Lion king is Shakespeare
Little mermaid and Frozen are by H.C. Andersen
Aladdin is from One Thousand and One Nights
