My dad had a similar reaction in 2nd grade
>Faggot Kid pissed me off under my breath call him a fat turd
>Bitchass kid (Different kid) next to me gets right up goes to teach and snitched said I called faggot a Fat Turtle...wat
>Stay after dad comes picks me up
>Scared thinking oh **** dad's going to be pissed never seen dad angry
>He picks me up and as we were walking to the car I confess
>"I didn't call him a fat turtle.....I called him a Fat Turd"
>Dad begins to bust out laughing even as we get into the car
>Dad didn't care it was funny went to blockbuster after that.