Dig Bick. . When you' re halfway soft and she says "wow, it' s so big" iii Eally 5} . Ill.. Yeah you wish OP
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#3 - knarta (03/04/2014) [+] (6 replies)
Yeah you wish OP
Yeah you wish OP
#7 - gayboard ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (2 replies)
When you're fully erect and says "Is that it?"
#29 - specialone (03/05/2014) [+] (2 replies)
User avatar #17 - martialacademic (03/05/2014) [-]
Wasn't Frieza's final form smaller?
User avatar #20 - bakinboy ONLINE (03/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
when youve got it half way in and she wakes up
#50 - AdamBaum (03/05/2014) [+] (14 replies)
OK this is about to get weird.   
   
So I can relate to this post, but I didn't get fully hard even tho the chick was sucking my cock, since the alcohol in my system wouldn't allow that. It's called whiskey dick and I had that, so I pretended like I just wanted to repay the favor and eat her out. Now when she said "I want you to fuck me" I awkwardly laughed and started licking her pussy, and a thought popped to my head "Her vagina taste like my dick. Like a tasteless meat except for a slightly salty taste." I know because I was curious one time and sucked the tip of my cock when it was fully erect.    
So I'm there eating her out hoping she cums so I don't have to fuck her with a half chub and it wasn't getting any harder. So I'm doing the best I can and every time she moans I lick and suck harder. All I'm thinking is "Her cunt tastes like my cock, her cunt tastes like my cock, her cunt tastes like my cock." And I start laughing and she cums and starts laughing too. We smoke a cig outside and that was that.    
   
It was one of the weirdest things that has happened to me. I also jerked off to a picture of my ass when I was younger, but that's another story. I'm fucked up.
OK this is about to get weird.

So I can relate to this post, but I didn't get fully hard even tho the chick was sucking my cock, since the alcohol in my system wouldn't allow that. It's called whiskey dick and I had that, so I pretended like I just wanted to repay the favor and eat her out. Now when she said "I want you to fuck me" I awkwardly laughed and started licking her pussy, and a thought popped to my head "Her vagina taste like my dick. Like a tasteless meat except for a slightly salty taste." I know because I was curious one time and sucked the tip of my cock when it was fully erect.
So I'm there eating her out hoping she cums so I don't have to fuck her with a half chub and it wasn't getting any harder. So I'm doing the best I can and every time she moans I lick and suck harder. All I'm thinking is "Her cunt tastes like my cock, her cunt tastes like my cock, her cunt tastes like my cock." And I start laughing and she cums and starts laughing too. We smoke a cig outside and that was that.

It was one of the weirdest things that has happened to me. I also jerked off to a picture of my ass when I was younger, but that's another story. I'm fucked up.
#31 - asick (03/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
3 inches when soft.
7 when hard.
HFW

I think the term is Growers or something.
User avatar #38 to #33 - cantfindausername (03/05/2014) [-]
I'm a bath, not a shower.
#42 - bapsmcgee (03/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
As a grower, I always try to be hard before the first time a lady sees my dangle
As a grower, I always try to be hard before the first time a lady sees my dangle
#8 - nosleep (03/04/2014) [-]
Yeah, totally...
Yeah, totally...
#40 - superfake (03/05/2014) [+] (16 replies)
5-inch master race!   
   
 "It isn't the size of the sword that counts, it's how you use it."
5-inch master race!

"It isn't the size of the sword that counts, it's how you use it."
#1 - fapmancon ONLINE (03/04/2014) [+] (3 replies)
#32 - Eleatperson (03/05/2014) [-]
HFW only one more inch till your fully hard
HFW only one more inch till your fully hard
#23 - confusedasian (03/05/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I wish I knew that feel.
I wish I knew that feel.
#59 - implication (03/05/2014) [+] (6 replies)
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#95 - chaoticlaw (03/05/2014) [+] (4 replies)
Story time, pencil dicks.

I was at party about a year ago, with four other people that I didn't know my sisters friends, she asked me to come , and my sister. It was supposed to be one of those innocent little get-togethers, that unfortunately had a little too much beer to be considered innocent. There was one guy wearing a Mass Effect T-shirt, whose shape was that of the Pillsbury Dough-boy, that stayed in the corner, obviously aware that things were gonna get out of hand. Everybody got totally shit-faced, except for me and heavy-set. Then shit got real fucking freaky, as everyone excluding my sister who is an incredibly shy, but devious drunk heaped up in a huge pile, a started to shag like wild hyenas.

One of the guys finally noticed me and Barla Von, and gestured for us to join. I knew this one well enough to know he's been trying to find a way to fuck my sister since they met, and getting me involved was clearly a ploy of his. My sister grabbed my hand and told me to hold her. I was delighted by the look of defeat on his face. But Tuchunka started undoing his belt, a huge grease covered grin on his face. The others started smirking, thinking they could get a good laugh at his expense. As his pants fell everything got quiet. He had a 3-incher wiggling around in the breeze. The laughter ensued with great force.

I figured he'd pull his pants up and go home, but he just stood there, grinning. Then I noticed that the young mushroom started to grow, fueled by the humiliating laughter of others. I was in shock. The girls looked back and stared in awe of the now 8-inch blade pointed at them. They immediately got off the less endowed men and crawled to him. It was like I was watching the pig scene in Dusty's Castle. I decided to leave while we still could, so shit wouldn't get any wilder. As I left I could hear him say, "Call me Commander Shepard, you quarian whores."
User avatar #28 - timmywankenobi (03/05/2014) [+] (3 replies)
why are you guise so insecure about you dicks anyway ?
User avatar #37 to #28 - wrocky (03/05/2014) [-]
because. women and magazines for women. and porn too
#21 - telmarine (03/05/2014) [-]
tfw this has never happened to you because your a virgin and are going to die alone
#10 - orendil (03/04/2014) [-]
...Never had that happen to me before...
#83 - doctorstein ONLINE (03/05/2014) [-]
**doctorstein rolled a random image posted in comment #2 at At World's End ** MFW this has never happened to me.
#54 - kuff (03/05/2014) [-]
Ok OP
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