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Difficult customers comp

So lately the tech stories on F] have become incredibly
popular. Compilations of shorter stories and
conversations with customers has also become pretty
common on F] so I decided I' d throw together a
compilation or two of different dumb **** , **** that
makes you angry, and general facepalm **** that
customers have said to me over the years. Ladies and
gentlemen, **** uploaders and neckbeards, I present
to you. Customers who just love to be difficult.
this took place a week ago)
Sunday night phone call
business hrs are )
oold lady needs her fixed
ssure... tomorrow (Monday) is completely full how
about Tuesday?
can' t you just come here between two other jobs?"
ttell her at best I could drop past pick it up and work on
it offesive
no it absolutely cannot leave my house I am far too
busy"
irate about needing to be fixed onsite and
nothing else
abook it in for the Tuesday
uturn up, assess the ladies computer.
sshe is a retiree and tells me she never uses it much
commputer needs to be taken away and stress tested
r" oh that' s fine.... l probably wouldn' t use it again this
week anyway."
deriving to a customers house
aphone rings
Heello (name of my company) trips speaking
hello?"
sheave pacific islander accent "you fix my compuder?"
r'' l certainly can... what' s wrong with it?"
it don' t work"
aask what doesn' t work
com
sorry mate, what exactly doesn' t work on it"
it' s broken or something"
whats broken"
aok I' ll come pick it up and assess it for repair.
nah next week I gotta go to work"
qualls me back a week later for the same conversation,
finally agrees to have it collected.
twerking in retail outlet as tech
cfour months after psa release
white, wannabe gangsta customer wants to
return his psa
ssays its broken and its not his fault
gno box, no receipt, just the console and cords
is covered in what some greyish brown goo
ttell him if its faulty we can send it to sony to be tested
aif its something he did to it to break it he has to pay
sony
t want it sent to sony, doesn' t want it tested
new playstation
ttell him if it was within 30 days of purchase and tested
as a hardware fault he would get a new one
aat this stage it has to go to repairs
lookalike calls me a ******** says he could bash
me if he wanted
proply "no"
gif
no what?"
everything you' re asking or saying"
cracks the ***** and storms to the exit
stakes one step out the door, leans back in
llooks me dead in the eye " ****** MILKA"
mmfw we' re both equally white
aat customers house assessing his computer
kneeds windows preinstalled
aask what he needs backed up
just my photos and movies nothing else is important"
aask if he is sure because they never ******* are
yyep, nothing else
arun through a checklist.
you don' t need music, desktop items, favourites,
emails, downloaded documents and what not?"
no just my photos, and my movies"
prepair the computer, backup was successful anything
else is gone
back to customer
derive home,
down the road customer calls
where are my emails?"
ttell customer I backed up everything he asked me to
tbells me it shouldn' t matter
pl should know his emails were important
ttell him I asked if he needed them he said no
tbells me he is refusing to pay the bill if I don' t get his
emails
cfour accounts linked to his computer all gone
ttell him he signed a waiver with terms and agreements
and any unpaid bill would be sent to a debt collector
and would go towards a financial default
tbells me to **** myself and that he is suing
spays my bill the next day
I know its not a proper story, and I did promise more.
But those will come when I have more time to post
content. Until then, keep being awesome Hand keep
the coming!!!
s' Tripscausedthis
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User avatar #35 - tripscausedthis (02/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
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#5 - exceeding ONLINE (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
thanks for the laugh mate
#15 - WMDxVeLoCiTy (02/19/2014) [+] (4 replies)
I work as a clerk at a popular shell station in southern N.H.

>Working the morning shift
>Old dude comes and and grabs a bag of chips
>While waiting in line he opens them and starts eating them
>When he comes up to the counter I ring them in
>$1.49
>"But the sign says 2 for $2.00"
>I told him thats when he buys 2 bags
>He starts bitching about how that's false advertising and whatnot
>Customers behind agree
>I leave my station to grab the same bag of chips and the sign
>Sign says "2/$2.00 1 at regular retail"
>Chip bag says "$1.49"
>Customer storms out without paying and a half empty bag of chips
>About a week later a complaint comes in about me saying I was ripping him off
>I don't even set the prices...

MFW those customers
#8 - include (02/19/2014) [-]
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#1 - jakekel (02/19/2014) [+] (1 reply)
Some people shouldn't be allowed technology, and just go live in a cave.
#28 - Razik (02/20/2014) [-]
This happens to me everytime a relative asks me to fix their computer.
#31 - myrtille (02/20/2014) [-]
i work at a cracker barrel in oklahoma   
>indian couple comes in   
>lady orders french toast with sugar ham and wants another sugar ham instead of eggs   
>tell her what my manager told me, we don't sub eggs   
>she gives me this pissed off look   
>"but store b gives me sugar ham instead of eggs."   
>i am not sure what to say, so i just say that we're not allowed, and i'm not sure about the other store   
>"ARE YOU NOT THE SAME ENTITY???"   
>i stand there confused about why she's complaining to me about this and tell her i'm just repeating what my manager told me   
>get manager to talk to them about the rule, because i didn't know what to tell them   
>she tells him she asked for straws three times...wtf?   
>doesn't look at me for the rest of her meal   
>doesn't tip   
>mfw
i work at a cracker barrel in oklahoma
>indian couple comes in
>lady orders french toast with sugar ham and wants another sugar ham instead of eggs
>tell her what my manager told me, we don't sub eggs
>she gives me this pissed off look
>"but store b gives me sugar ham instead of eggs."
>i am not sure what to say, so i just say that we're not allowed, and i'm not sure about the other store
>"ARE YOU NOT THE SAME ENTITY???"
>i stand there confused about why she's complaining to me about this and tell her i'm just repeating what my manager told me
>get manager to talk to them about the rule, because i didn't know what to tell them
>she tells him she asked for straws three times...wtf?
>doesn't look at me for the rest of her meal
>doesn't tip
>mfw
User avatar #14 - dudenectar (02/19/2014) [-]
> ****** MILKO
oh **** my sides
+14
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#29 - wimwam (02/20/2014) [+] (3 replies)
Milko? dafuq?
OP what country are you from?
User avatar #32 to #29 - tripscausedthis (02/20/2014) [-]
Australia

it is not a common insult...or even one i've heard before
User avatar #23 - charac ONLINE (02/20/2014) [-]
Hey I know retail sucks but let me tell you a nice story for once.

One day there was this extremely friendly middle-aged woman who just wanted to pick up a flute and some small accesory pieces. She's really cool the entire time even does some smalltalk to liven up the place. Suddenly a colleague out of nowhere justs says "I could really use some chocolate right now" to himself.
Lady hears him and just goes "Oh, I have some in my car. Wait a second I'll get it"
She then proceeds to go and fetch us a decently sized pack of chocolate.

BEST CUSTOMER EVER.
#91 - starmandx (02/20/2014) [-]
3rd one
#44 - melonfucker (02/20/2014) [+] (4 replies)
i am a clerk at a little store in Texas. I work the afternoon shift, so i get to see a lot of stinking drunk mexicans am mexican btw but i don't drink or smoke , nasty looking white and white people. Of course, not all my customers are like that but about 70% of them are.

Well long story short, as someone else mention about a bag of ships that cost 2 for 2 dollars, we sell ice cream that are 2 for 1 dollar and 1 will be just regular price. Well most customers if not all, think that just because it says 2 for 1 dollar, that 1 of them is going to cost 50 cents, and after i ring them up they start bitching that is false advertisement.

We also have no public restroom, and there is a big ******* sign that says it and a lot of customers walk in the store looking for one, and when i tell them that we don't have one, they get offended and take it against me saying that it's against the law and that they are going to sue ME and that i need to build a restroom for the customers. I am only the clerk, is what i tell them and they leave cursing and what not. To tell you all the truth, i could really care less if this customers piss on themselves or not. If you want to lose your faith in humanity, retail or customer service would be a great job for you to start with.
#36 - carcassofgorguts (02/20/2014) [-]
I hate when I have an actual issue with my computer, because I'm decent with computers, but the guy on the other end always sighs and assumes I'm going to be the person that doesn't know where the on button is.

Example: Bought an HP Probook 4540s from TigerDirect. Battery wouldn't charge, sent it to HP for repair and they replaced the entire motherboard.

Get it back, a week later, same **** happens. By now I'm pissed. I call the special tech numbers. Guy is clearly annoyed. "It will come to MY department this time..." "Oh, so the other one was the ****** department? Good to know." is my response.

Now it's gone for another week plus. I should've waited and bought an ever better laptop with an i7 and GTX card or something. ******* HP. Bezel around the screen was coming loose and a couple keyboard keys were crooked too.
#75 - amou the azn (02/20/2014) [-]
**amou the azn rolls 048,801,356**

Anyone who says "the customer's always right" has never worked retail or tech support. That being said...

>Buddy deployed to Middle East
>Gets call form gov't contractor at 1000 hrs.
>"My internet's not working! Fix this **** now!"
>Buddy asks contractor to do some basic troubleshooting: check if internet cable is connected.
>"Hang on, let me get my flashlight."
>Buddy asks "why do you need a flashlight?"
>"OH! The power's out but that shouldn't matter."
#66 - aproudpatriot (02/20/2014) [-]
"milko"
#86 - midnightmarauder (02/20/2014) [-]
I would've loved to see the wannabe gangster's face after you just told him "no."
I would've loved to see the wannabe gangster's face after you just told him "no."
User avatar #34 - nucularwar (02/20/2014) [+] (1 reply)
I'm so glad I don't work in customer service
hearing all these stories, hearing my sister talk about working in a call center

like holy **** I'm glad I work with animals
User avatar #11 - sandyravage (02/19/2014) [+] (2 replies)
I work in a factory in Kentucky. I have some, in my opinion, humorous stories that have happened there. Could you make a guide on how to put the stories in this format? Would be much appreciated, and it would let me create some OC.
#47 to #11 - vortexrain (02/20/2014) [-]
Here's what tripscausedthis is talking about.
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