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Diet coke. Happy new year FJ, I love you all <3 (no homo). MI File : { KB, 925x592) l tll' MI l tth grade: My first sexual experience that actually involved

Happy new year FJ, I love you all <3 (no homo)

MI File : { KB, 925x592) l tll' MI l
tth grade:
My first sexual experience that actually involved nudity. While we' re fondling each other, she asks me if I like Diet
Coke
Girl: , I LOVE it. How 'bout you go get me a bottle nth?
I go downstairs and grab a 20 ounce bottle from the fridge. When I return, she says it' s too meld
Girl: How 'bout warming it rubbing it on my tits?
So I began to rub her vigorously with the bottle. Soon enough, she asks me to shove it inside of her. She really enjoys it, and we do I because I KNOW that,
with this girl, I' m definantly going to get off. That' s when it gets crazy-
She rips out the bottle, was it, and begins fileing her vagina with Diet Coke I swear: she nearly empties the volume into her vagina- I had seriously
underestimated this is liquid retention volume
Girl: YOU LIKE DIET COKE? I'? I? I? DIDI YEAH DH YEAH DRINK IT FROM MD
I was noticably freaked me, but I did want to get tak, didn' t want myfirst to be into 18/ 7 shird ounces of a 13- calorie beverage. I began to go
down on her, until she said the exact wrung thing.
Girl: DH YEAH, DRINK IT FROM MEI I' M THE KOOLKIID MAN! DH YEAH! DH YEAH!
I dadt know how she did it with voice, but she sounded exactly like the Koolkiid man from the commercials. I glanced at the wall,
hall? expecting him to burst hang and over me : fruity beverage. I was extremely She meld tell, too. As she sat pp to see what was wrong, she
twisted her body in such a. way that Diet Coke shot out of her vagina and all river my face, chest, and groin. And it was at that sticky, low- cakepie moment
that my parents chose to will into the driveway.
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#1 - funkytrunks (12/31/2013) [-]
I'm the Kool-Aid man
#3 - hueman ONLINE (12/31/2013) [-]
Wut
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