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DID YOU KNO .
YOU CAN DRINK LAVA?
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#121 - pallypal (01/31/2014) [-]
Well actually lava still maintains its density, so it's vicious, but it's still as heavy as however much rock was converted.

It would therefore be very difficult to even get it into your mouth, let alone down your throat before it burned a hole out the back of your esophagus.

Most likely you would have to drink a small amount, and even then you would need to spend a very long time collecting it, in very dangerous conditions. Alternatively you could just lie down into front of flowing lava, but your brain would be crushed by the weight, and burned to ash, long before you realized your accomplishment.
#120 - anoroath (01/31/2014) [-]
YOU ONLY NEED TO DRINK ONCE, FOOL!
User avatar #119 - khalrad (01/31/2014) [-]
I dont know how this post came this far, people must be knowing the secret behind it so Im giving a thumb as well
#118 - meatygoodness (01/31/2014) [-]
You'd catch fire and melt before getting within a meter of it
User avatar #122 to #118 - grubbah (01/31/2014) [-]
It's actually over exaggerated how hot lava is. Don't get me wrong, it's ******* hot. But if there was lava in a smallish amount flowin about on the surface, you could come up to it and tap it with your shoe and not be burnt. It'd be hot and uncomfortable and would burn if you did anything more than tap it, but you wouldn't catch fire and melt.

Source = living in the tropics.
User avatar #123 to #122 - meatygoodness (01/31/2014) [-]
Where in the tropics? Because depending on the type of lava and whether or not it's been exposed to the air, such as a trickle in a lava flow, it'd take longer to burn you or would be cooler. Certain kinds would ignite you immediately and melt your flesh. You need to login to view this link
User avatar #126 to #123 - grubbah (01/31/2014) [-]
But in saying that I think it was considerably cooled
User avatar #125 to #123 - grubbah (01/31/2014) [-]
Lived in Hawaii for a while, think it was basalt lava. I didn't do it but I saw some poor local do it for money.
User avatar #127 to #125 - meatygoodness (01/31/2014) [-]
Kinda like touching the hot stove after it's cooled for half an hour, warm but not hot enough to burn unless you hold your hand down on it. Nice living in Hawaii too dude
#114 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
HAAHAAA OMG ROFLCOPTER seriously how is this funny
User avatar #112 - howido (01/31/2014) [-]
tastes like crack.
#107 - anonymous (01/31/2014) [-]
Reminds me of something I heard years ago

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice
#110 to #107 - VKTR (01/31/2014) [-]
or more than once, you know, if you still want to
#106 - xsnowshark (01/31/2014) [-]
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User avatar #101 - marcinthedarc (01/31/2014) [-]
Yodo

You Only Drink Once
#95 - kambin (01/31/2014) [-]
Just like how you don't really need a parachute to skydive.
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#76 - mrgoodlove (01/31/2014) [-]
Oh really?
User avatar #115 to #76 - fitemeirlbro (01/31/2014) [-]
just ate a hot pocket that wasnt filled with lava because i waited for it to cool down a little
User avatar #116 to #115 - mrgoodlove (01/31/2014) [-]
Now that's self control!
User avatar #117 to #116 - fitemeirlbro (01/31/2014) [-]
it was hard but i got through it
User avatar #100 to #68 - jeffrakiss (01/31/2014) [-]
it looks similar to the doritos logo.
User avatar #60 - nevolmon (01/31/2014) [-]
i'm fairly certain you would combust before it touched you.
#94 to #60 - msfattytroll (01/31/2014) [-]
Im fairly certain you're gay
#57 - nortledrones (01/31/2014) [-]
inb4 that white dude who takes ***** goes to a volcano
User avatar #102 to #57 - jorgethemaster ONLINE (01/31/2014) [-]
His name is peanutbitter.
User avatar #105 to #102 - vesblayze (01/31/2014) [-]
And he is a hero.
#56 - jaxissist (01/31/2014) [-]
Did you know that you can breathe in space?

But only out.
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