Did you know?. Worth the read. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO IMAGINE THAT BETTER. ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES AROUN Did you know? Worth the read HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP TO IMAGINE THAT BETTER ON AVERAGE MAN PRODUCES AROUN
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Did you know?. Worth the read. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO IMAGINE THAT BETTER. ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES AROUN

Worth the read

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR
EXISTENCE?
LET ME HELP YOU TO
IMAGINE THAT BETTER.
ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES
AROUND 2 000 000 FERTILE
PER DAY
THAT' S AROUND 45 000 000 000
DURING
AVARAGE MAN' S LIFETIME
EVERY SINGLE SPERMATOZOON
HAS ITS PARTICULAR DNA
AVERAGELY, MAN RAISES UP TO 3
CHILDREN THROUGHOUT
HIS LIFESPAN
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR FATHER' S
SINGLE SPERMATOZOON WILL
BECOME EXACTLY YOU IS
1: 15 000 000 000
BUT IS THAT ALL?
Of COURSE NOT!
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR
GRANDFATHER' S SINGLE SPERM
WILL BECOME YOUR FATHER AND
THAT YOUR FATHER' S SINGLE
SPERM WILL BECOME YOU IS
1: 144 000 000 000 000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
AFTER GENERATIONS (ONE
GENERATION IS 25 YEARS) IS
1: 600 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
MANKIND) IS 1: 18 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000
AND 500 000 MORE ZEROS)
BUT IS THAT ALL?
OF COURSE NOT!
THESE CALCULATIONS ARE BASED
ONLY ON ' s
FACTOR, CALCULATIONS DO NOT
INCLUDE SUCH FACTORS AS
MOTHERHOOD, DEATH BY
NATURAL CAUSES, DEATH BY
UNNATURAL CAUSES, CHILD' S
DEATH BEFORE ADULTHOOD, ETC.
IF STATISTICS WOULD INCLUDE
ALL FACTORS, POSSIBILITY OF
YOUR EXISTENCE WOULD BE
ALMOST ZERO.
AND WHAT' S NEXT?
NEXT, AFTER REALIZING, HOW
UNTHINKABLY HUGE
COINCIDENCE YOU ARE...
AFTER REALIZING, THAT YOUR
EXISTENCE SHOULD BE
ALMOST %, BUT HERE YOU ARE
IT' S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME
TO MAKE THOSE NUMBERS
COUNT.
BUT FOR NOW...
IT WOULD BE ENOUGH JUST TO
APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT
YOU ARE ALIVE!
...
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#40 - zaggystirdust
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Being the fastest sperm is the only thing I'll ever achieve
Being the fastest sperm is the only thing I'll ever achieve
#42 to #40 - anon id: c9e9ffd2
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actually you probably weren't the fastest. the fastest got to the egg first, banged on it a while to try to get in, and then sitting around in all that acid killed them off. then you, moving along quite nicely, slipped into the hole they started making without much effort, and settled yourself in.

you stole other people's progress you piece of ****
#71 to #42 - drmedic
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#49 to #40 - anon id: 496cf1c5
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actually, the fastest sperm is a kamikaze sperm, as in when the first sperm makes contact with the egg, the sperm head explodes to break down the thick wall of the egg cell, its more likely that the 5th or 6th sperm is actually the one that fertilizes the egg... so if anything your a lazy ****** who took credit from other peoples (sperms) work.... sound familiar?! haha

side note: so when your sex ed teacher tells you "it just takes one" they are lying to scare you into using protection

source: i have a Bio-psychology and evolutionary degree and a full time sex-ed teacher!
#43 - infinitereaper
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but I don't like being alive, and I don't want to die, in fact what I want is to have never existed in the first place

the fact that I exist, against all odds isn't just luck, it's also bad luck. Being alive is hard, living isn't a just a blessing, it's also a curse, for some more than others.
User avatar #67 to #43 - isradam
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Shinitagari (You wanna die?) Hatsune Miku PV Eng Subbed.
User avatar #99 to #67 - revengeforfreeze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
weeaboo fag gtfo
User avatar #132 to #99 - isradam
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(10/24/2013) [-]
K
User avatar #133 to #132 - revengeforfreeze
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fgt
#134 to #133 - isradam
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User avatar #68 to #43 - isradam
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watch the vid I posted. Pay attention to the lyrics.

Any questions?
#64 to #43 - littlepolski
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Random FJer as much as you think that, the world would probably be a sadder place if you didn't exist
Random FJer as much as you think that, the world would probably be a sadder place if you didn't exist
User avatar #82 to #43 - trojanmannn
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(10/19/2013) [-]
jesus dude eat a cookie
#83 to #43 - ImNotFunnyAtAll
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Stop being a pussy.
#92 to #43 - anon id: 417e4c0e
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(10/19/2013) [-]
I second this, but I don't care if I die and that's what going to happen soon..
User avatar #45 to #43 - guiguito
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(10/19/2013) [-]
you are pathetic
User avatar #63 to #43 - graboidzero
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Found the 13 year old emo.
User avatar #100 to #63 - revengeforfreeze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
antinatalism: can you understand that?
User avatar #72 to #43 - sprok **User deleted account**
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Agreed. I'm not having children because I think it's unfair to bring a kid into such a ****** world.
User avatar #98 to #72 - revengeforfreeze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
antinatalism ftw
#66 to #43 - lawander **User deleted account**
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(10/19/2013) [-]
You are so pathetic
You are so pathetic
User avatar #95 to #66 - infinitereaper
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Some people are born into war torn countries or end up dying into tragedy. Children are sold into sex slavery, we've got dictators and arms trade. Being born doesn't automatically make you lucky, in fact plenty of people live horrific lives, that isn't luck.

That's first world ********. It's ignorance, and delusion.

You're pathetic.
#96 to #95 - lawander **User deleted account**
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(10/19/2013) [-]
I don´t think he was born to some poor family or weird **** country

You pathetic nignot
User avatar #97 to #96 - revengeforfreeze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
stfu dude
#102 to #97 - lawander **User deleted account**
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Or you will what? Thumb me down? I am so scared
User avatar #104 to #102 - revengeforfreeze
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ahahaha at least i didn't get banned for posting porn
User avatar #103 to #102 - revengeforfreeze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
I'm not butthurt faggot

that wasn't a threat dumbass.. just.. shut the **** up.. for the good of all..
#105 to #103 - lawander **User deleted account**
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Make me faggot. He´s pathetic deal with it ******
User avatar #107 to #105 - revengeforfreeze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
you are so dumb, you are so really dumb for real
User avatar #106 to #105 - revengeforfreeze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
it's just for the good of everyone sinec you ares o god damned annoying

who's pathetic? you? I know. faggot.
#108 to #106 - lawander **User deleted account**
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Well you and guy who started this thread.
User avatar #109 to #108 - revengeforfreeze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
no not really.

you are pathetic, not even being able to shut up.
#111 to #109 - lawander **User deleted account**
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You are pathetic because you can´t make me to shut up
User avatar #112 to #111 - revengeforfreeze
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how am i supposed to do that?

and no I'm not pathetic for that, yuo're pathetic because you can't even shut up.

prove to mme that yuo can shut up faggot.
#115 to #112 - lawander **User deleted account**
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Prove me you are not pathetic by not being able to make me shut up
Prove me you are not pathetic by not being able to make me shut up
User avatar #117 to #115 - revengeforfreeze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
now how the **** am i supposed to do that?

slit you ****** throat? dude

retard. I'm no pathetic because I have a life, whereas you don't, faggot.
#119 to #117 - lawander **User deleted account**
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>Implying i am not alive
User avatar #120 to #119 - revengeforfreeze
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that's not what i meant.

bet you ahve no friends, no family.
#123 to #120 - lawander **User deleted account**
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(10/24/2013) [-]
MFW I just came from a friend´s house
User avatar #124 to #123 - revengeforfreeze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
cool story bro

one friend? probably nto even that and even if ******* lol who cares
#127 to #124 - lawander **User deleted account**
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>Implying YOU have friends
User avatar #128 to #127 - revengeforfreeze
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of course I do faggot.

retard. talking with one right now as we speak on facebook
User avatar #110 to #108 - revengeforfreeze
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I wonder how you'll view life when uo get colon cancer ;-)
User avatar #113 to #110 - lawander **User deleted account**
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Yeah i am scared
User avatar #114 to #113 - revengeforfreeze
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you really ought to be weeaboo faggot do you enjoy dying in agony?
User avatar #116 to #114 - lawander **User deleted account**
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No. But i hope people with cancer i don´t know do
User avatar #118 to #116 - revengeforfreeze
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(10/24/2013) [-]
wait, what?

now you wish death upon innocents?
#121 to #118 - lawander **User deleted account**
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(10/24/2013) [-]
Mostly to you and your family, I don´t like you m8
User avatar #122 to #121 - revengeforfreeze
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like i give a shti faggot

too bad we won't mate because they've all had kids hahaahha you pathetic retard of a failure

you will probably get prostate cancer though because you're gonna die alone faggot

i hope you will

seriously.. how are yuo this butthurt that you wish death upon my family?
#125 to #122 - lawander **User deleted account**
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I don´t need to be butthurt to wish you death silly ******
User avatar #126 to #125 - revengeforfreeze
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yeah... yuo kinda do.

you're obviously mad as hell
User avatar #130 to #126 - lawander **User deleted account**
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since reply limit was reached i will post to this comment

cool story bro

one friend? probably not even that and even if ******* lol who cares
User avatar #131 to #130 - revengeforfreeze
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cool story bro yuorself


stop copying me pathetic taht you can't even come up with anything yourself and that was YOU who didn't have any friends, remember? Not me, pathetic loser
#129 to #126 - lawander **User deleted account**
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YFW
User avatar #69 to #66 - isradam
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Yes he is.
Hope he watches the vid I posted though.
User avatar #79 - eskaywalker
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(10/19/2013) [-]
On average, I produce about 0 ***** about these kinds of posts...
#80 to #79 - evilstats [OP]
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Comment Picture
#18 - weewing
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(10/18/2013) [-]
Such knowledge but so little grammar!!!!!   
   
Was tearing my hair out before the end of the post redeemed it.   
   
   
Sort it out America, honestly!   
   
(If your first language isn't English OP then I apologize)
Such knowledge but so little grammar!!!!!

Was tearing my hair out before the end of the post redeemed it.


Sort it out America, honestly!

(If your first language isn't English OP then I apologize)
User avatar #28 to #18 - twiley
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>bitches about grammar
>makes a bunch of grammatical errors
User avatar #56 to #28 - profkitty
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It's because he is a ******, and ******* cannot read.
#29 to #28 - weewing
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I* was *itself
#59 to #18 - anon id: 8d34c0e0
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just die
User avatar #41 to #18 - nitsuan
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Rule 1 of the internet:
Do not correct grammar with incorrect grammar!
User avatar #35 to #18 - nommonsterbaa
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(10/19/2013) [-]
'Sort it out America'
You say this on a website, that not only people in the US can come to, you realize this right?
#73 to #35 - weewing
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I know, I did assume OP was American and express a greatly simplified and ignorant assumption.

But hey, what can I say? It's my bad.
#19 to #18 - evilstats [OP]
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It's kay bro. I get it.
#20 to #19 - weewing
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Lol


but it really sucks that more money's put into prisons than education.
Y'can rarely blame a nations' people, consider it's the government who run that ****.
#21 to #20 - evilstats [OP]
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Just the way life goes. Can't do much about it....
#22 to #21 - weewing
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I get you man, but people shaped the world as it now is.. So who's to say something won't shock us into shaping the "world of tomorrow"?

Regardless, that's an excellent pic and i'm stealing it.


Also, sweet post. x
#23 to #22 - evilstats [OP]
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thanks
#78 - gunter
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This is very misleading and I'd bet whoever wrote it doesn't actually understand statistics and probabilities at all.

Imagine for a moment that I shuffle a deck of cards and deal you 13 cards. Now imagine you look at that hand and it's Ace through King of the same suit. What's the probability of that happening? I'll tell you... It's the exact same probability of you getting any other random 13 card hand. You've just assigned arbitrary meaning to the first hand.

The probability of you existing is ONE (assuming you exist). In order to make a real statistic out of it, you'd have to compare your existence to all the instances in which you don't exist. Here, on Earth, we live in the real world. In that real world there is one reality. And in that reality you exist. There are no other options.

Congratulations. The probability of you existing is one, just like everyone else. Which makes you unique, just like everyone else.
#70 - runningwyeld
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(10/19/2013) [-]
Thank you daddy for this opportunity
User avatar #47 - jewpacabra
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(10/19/2013) [-]
I've never felt so unlucky.
#25 - xsist
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I look at some people and think. Of all the sperm in your mother's womb, YOU were the 'fastest.'
User avatar #26 - whyisevrynametaken
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My belief in determinism really takes the fun out of these kind of posts
#4 - warmon
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(10/18/2013) [-]
you made me log in just to give you a thumbs.
#5 to #4 - evilstats [OP]
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succes!