Did you know?. Worth the read. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO IMAGINE THAT BETTER. ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES AROUN
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Did you know?

HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR
EXISTENCE?
LET ME HELP YOU TO
IMAGINE THAT BETTER.
ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES
AROUND 2 000 000 FERTILE
PER DAY
THAT' S AROUND 45 000 000 000
DURING
AVARAGE MAN' S LIFETIME
EVERY SINGLE SPERMATOZOON
HAS ITS PARTICULAR DNA
AVERAGELY, MAN RAISES UP TO 3
CHILDREN THROUGHOUT
HIS LIFESPAN
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR FATHER' S
SINGLE SPERMATOZOON WILL
BECOME EXACTLY YOU IS
1: 15 000 000 000
BUT IS THAT ALL?
Of COURSE NOT!
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR
GRANDFATHER' S SINGLE SPERM
WILL BECOME YOUR FATHER AND
THAT YOUR FATHER' S SINGLE
SPERM WILL BECOME YOU IS
1: 144 000 000 000 000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
AFTER GENERATIONS (ONE
GENERATION IS 25 YEARS) IS
1: 600 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
MANKIND) IS 1: 18 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000
AND 500 000 MORE ZEROS)
BUT IS THAT ALL?
OF COURSE NOT!
THESE CALCULATIONS ARE BASED
ONLY ON ' s
FACTOR, CALCULATIONS DO NOT
INCLUDE SUCH FACTORS AS
MOTHERHOOD, DEATH BY
NATURAL CAUSES, DEATH BY
UNNATURAL CAUSES, CHILD' S
DEATH BEFORE ADULTHOOD, ETC.
IF STATISTICS WOULD INCLUDE
ALL FACTORS, POSSIBILITY OF
YOUR EXISTENCE WOULD BE
ALMOST ZERO.
AND WHAT' S NEXT?
NEXT, AFTER REALIZING, HOW
UNTHINKABLY HUGE
COINCIDENCE YOU ARE...
AFTER REALIZING, THAT YOUR
EXISTENCE SHOULD BE
ALMOST %, BUT HERE YOU ARE
IT' S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME
TO MAKE THOSE NUMBERS
COUNT.
BUT FOR NOW...
IT WOULD BE ENOUGH JUST TO
APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT
YOU ARE ALIVE!
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#40 - zaggystirdust (10/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Being the fastest sperm is the only thing I'll ever achieve
Being the fastest sperm is the only thing I'll ever achieve
#43 - infinitereaper ONLINE (10/19/2013) [+] (50 replies)
but I don't like being alive, and I don't want to die, in fact what I want is to have never existed in the first place

the fact that I exist, against all odds isn't just luck, it's also bad luck. Being alive is hard, living isn't a just a blessing, it's also a curse, for some more than others.
#66 to #43 - lawander **User deleted account** (10/19/2013) [-]
You are so pathetic
You are so pathetic
User avatar #79 - eskaywalker ONLINE (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
On average, I produce about 0 ***** about these kinds of posts...
#18 - weewing (10/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Such knowledge but so little grammar!!!!!   
   
Was tearing my hair out before the end of the post redeemed it.   
   
   
Sort it out America, honestly!   
   
(If your first language isn't English OP then I apologize)
Such knowledge but so little grammar!!!!!

Was tearing my hair out before the end of the post redeemed it.


Sort it out America, honestly!

(If your first language isn't English OP then I apologize)
#19 to #18 - evilstats (10/18/2013) [-]
It's kay bro. I get it.
#78 - gunter (10/19/2013) [-]
This is very misleading and I'd bet whoever wrote it doesn't actually understand statistics and probabilities at all.

Imagine for a moment that I shuffle a deck of cards and deal you 13 cards. Now imagine you look at that hand and it's Ace through King of the same suit. What's the probability of that happening? I'll tell you... It's the exact same probability of you getting any other random 13 card hand. You've just assigned arbitrary meaning to the first hand.

The probability of you existing is ONE (assuming you exist). In order to make a real statistic out of it, you'd have to compare your existence to all the instances in which you don't exist. Here, on Earth, we live in the real world. In that real world there is one reality. And in that reality you exist. There are no other options.

Congratulations. The probability of you existing is one, just like everyone else. Which makes you unique, just like everyone else.
#70 - runningwyeld (10/19/2013) [-]
Thank you daddy for this opportunity
User avatar #47 - jewpacabra (10/19/2013) [-]
I've never felt so unlucky.
#25 - xsist (10/18/2013) [-]
I look at some people and think. Of all the sperm in your mother's womb, YOU were the 'fastest.'
User avatar #75 - kanadetenshi (10/19/2013) [-]
Thanks dad for not jerking when i was a little sperm.
#50 - algorath (10/19/2013) [-]
.... Like turning Oxygen into Gold.
User avatar #26 - whyisevrynametaken (10/18/2013) [-]
My belief in determinism really takes the fun out of these kind of posts
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#4 - warmon (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you made me log in just to give you a thumbs.
User avatar #89 - lotengo (10/19/2013) [-]
after realizing, that your existence should be almost 0%

This part of the post makes it seem like i had almost no chance of being born, but thats wrong. Its just a very small chance of me being born the way i am now..
If a different spermcell of my dad had fertilized my moms eggs i would still be born but i would be born a different person.

And even if an other spermcell got there first i would probably look a lot like the person i am today.
User avatar #88 - svity (10/19/2013) [-]
The font made me continually blink and wipe at my eyes to make the blur around the edges go away.
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#51 - proffesionallurker (10/19/2013) [-]
Your name makes me feel conflicted about the post's message.
User avatar #48 - Kairyuka (10/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The fact that life exists in the first place is pretty damn unlikely too.
#30 - santsbro (10/19/2013) [-]
Sperm cells aren't people though, they literally carry their fathers DNA to the egg, so a baby can be born. That's all.
User avatar #27 - teleamachus ONLINE (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
And just remember, that out of all those numbers and 500,000+ zeros according to the post, there are 7 billion (and counting) people with nearly the exact same odds as you to be born.
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