Did you know?. Worth the read. HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR EXISTENCE? LET ME HELP YOU TO IMAGINE THAT BETTER. ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES AROUN
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HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT
ABOUT POSSIBILITY Of YOUR
EXISTENCE?
LET ME HELP YOU TO
IMAGINE THAT BETTER.
ON AVERAGE, MAN PRODUCES
AROUND 2 000 000 FERTILE
PER DAY
THAT' S AROUND 45 000 000 000
DURING
AVARAGE MAN' S LIFETIME
EVERY SINGLE SPERMATOZOON
HAS ITS PARTICULAR DNA
AVERAGELY, MAN RAISES UP TO 3
CHILDREN THROUGHOUT
HIS LIFESPAN
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR FATHER' S
SINGLE SPERMATOZOON WILL
BECOME EXACTLY YOU IS
1: 15 000 000 000
BUT IS THAT ALL?
Of COURSE NOT!
POSSIBILITY THAT YOUR
GRANDFATHER' S SINGLE SPERM
WILL BECOME YOUR FATHER AND
THAT YOUR FATHER' S SINGLE
SPERM WILL BECOME YOU IS
1: 144 000 000 000 000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
AFTER GENERATIONS (ONE
GENERATION IS 25 YEARS) IS
1: 600 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000 000
000
POSSIBILITY OF YOUR EXISTENCE
SINCE THE BEGINNING OF
MANKIND) IS 1: 18 000 000
000 000 000 000 000 000
AND 500 000 MORE ZEROS)
BUT IS THAT ALL?
OF COURSE NOT!
THESE CALCULATIONS ARE BASED
ONLY ON ' s
FACTOR, CALCULATIONS DO NOT
INCLUDE SUCH FACTORS AS
MOTHERHOOD, DEATH BY
NATURAL CAUSES, DEATH BY
UNNATURAL CAUSES, CHILD' S
DEATH BEFORE ADULTHOOD, ETC.
IF STATISTICS WOULD INCLUDE
ALL FACTORS, POSSIBILITY OF
YOUR EXISTENCE WOULD BE
ALMOST ZERO.
AND WHAT' S NEXT?
NEXT, AFTER REALIZING, HOW
UNTHINKABLY HUGE
COINCIDENCE YOU ARE...
AFTER REALIZING, THAT YOUR
EXISTENCE SHOULD BE
ALMOST %, BUT HERE YOU ARE
IT' S ABOUT GODDAMN TIME
TO MAKE THOSE NUMBERS
COUNT.
BUT FOR NOW...
IT WOULD BE ENOUGH JUST TO
APPRECIATE THE FACT THAT
YOU ARE ALIVE!
...
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#40 - zaggystirdust (10/19/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Being the fastest sperm is the only thing I'll ever achieve
Being the fastest sperm is the only thing I'll ever achieve
#43 - infinitereaper (10/19/2013) [+] (50 replies)
but I don't like being alive, and I don't want to die, in fact what I want is to have never existed in the first place

the fact that I exist, against all odds isn't just luck, it's also bad luck. Being alive is hard, living isn't a just a blessing, it's also a curse, for some more than others.
#66 to #43 - lawander **User deleted account** (10/19/2013) [-]
You are so pathetic
You are so pathetic
User avatar #79 - eskaywalker (10/19/2013) [+] (1 reply)
On average, I produce about 0 fucks about these kinds of posts...
#18 - weewing (10/18/2013) [+] (11 replies)
Such knowledge but so little grammar!!!!!   
   
Was tearing my hair out before the end of the post redeemed it.   
   
   
Sort it out America, honestly!   
   
(If your first language isn't English OP then I apologize)
Such knowledge but so little grammar!!!!!

Was tearing my hair out before the end of the post redeemed it.


Sort it out America, honestly!

(If your first language isn't English OP then I apologize)
#19 to #18 - evilstats (10/18/2013) [-]
It's kay bro. I get it.
#78 - gunter (10/19/2013) [-]
This is very misleading and I'd bet whoever wrote it doesn't actually understand statistics and probabilities at all.

Imagine for a moment that I shuffle a deck of cards and deal you 13 cards. Now imagine you look at that hand and it's Ace through King of the same suit. What's the probability of that happening? I'll tell you... It's the exact same probability of you getting any other random 13 card hand. You've just assigned arbitrary meaning to the first hand.

The probability of you existing is ONE (assuming you exist). In order to make a real statistic out of it, you'd have to compare your existence to all the instances in which you don't exist. Here, on Earth, we live in the real world. In that real world there is one reality. And in that reality you exist. There are no other options.

Congratulations. The probability of you existing is one, just like everyone else. Which makes you unique, just like everyone else.
#70 - runningwyeld (10/19/2013) [-]
Thank you daddy for this opportunity
#54 - anonymous (10/19/2013) [-]
>mfw that specific spermatozoid turns out to cause me to have a syndrome which fucks up shit them fucking odds
User avatar #47 - jewpacabra (10/19/2013) [-]
I've never felt so unlucky.
#25 - xsist (10/18/2013) [-]
I look at some people and think. Of all the sperm in your mother's womb, YOU were the 'fastest.'
User avatar #75 - kanadetenshi (10/19/2013) [-]
Thanks dad for not jerking when i was a little sperm.
#50 - algorath ONLINE (10/19/2013) [-]
.... Like turning Oxygen into Gold.
User avatar #26 - whyisevrynametaken (10/18/2013) [-]
My belief in determinism really takes the fun out of these kind of posts
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#4 - warmon (10/18/2013) [+] (1 reply)
you made me log in just to give you a thumbs.
User avatar #101 - revengeforfreeze (10/24/2013) [-]
My happiness did not rise at all. It makes me feel incredibly unlucky because out of so many others, I was the one who ended up in this shit hole of a world, where people consider Justin Biebers hair being sold more important than exploring the vast expanse of the galaxy.

Countless wonders, experiences and cool shit awaits in the universe. And what do we do? Kill each other for no reason, mass genocide because of a few peoples ignorance, torturing people for something they couldn't control. So no, OP, don't tell me to be happy to be alive just because I was the one sperm out of 2 million to manage to make it.

Fuck I hate posts like this.
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User avatar #48 - Kairyuka (10/19/2013) [+] (7 replies)
The fact that life exists in the first place is pretty damn unlikely too.
User avatar #46 - rynkar (10/19/2013) [-]
I hate how these things try to cheer you up (ironic, I know) but its like saying 'hey you are you' with a lot more bells and whistles.
#44 - alahisthebest (10/19/2013) [-]
i accomplished something for once
#39 - anonymous (10/19/2013) [-]
Gaaaayyy
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