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Learned about this in History today...

did you know?
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Benjamin Franklin wanted be put a
chemical into feed that weild make it SO
farts weild smell sweet like wine. He said
it weild be the greatest invention of their time
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#10 - kongh (10/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Fun Fact: Benjamin Franklin wrote a book called "Fart Proudly"
Fun Fact: Benjamin Franklin wrote a book called "Fart Proudly"
#6 - Brass (10/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Ben Franklin was the most down-to-earth Founding Father. His wit was unparalleled, he was America's most notable scientist at the time, was a master of flattery and winning people over, and I am pretty sure he ****** some form of French royalty, possibly the Queen.
#19 - erpetrich (10/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Benjamin Franklin also wanted the Wild Turkey to be the US's national animal, not the Bald Eagle
Benjamin Franklin also wanted the Wild Turkey to be the US's national animal, not the Bald Eagle
#31 to #19 - bostpost (10/10/2013) [-]
That's because Ben Franklin was an actual turkey
#11 - acidreign (10/10/2013) [+] (8 replies)
#16 to #11 - voidgangsta (10/10/2013) [-]
Because our government is shut down
#60 - wartroll (10/10/2013) [-]
*WINE!
*WINE!
User avatar #8 - cykocd (10/10/2013) [+] (2 replies)
******** ************ STAY TUNED FOR MORE

Benjamin Franklin was a total drama queen. He was pissdrunk mad at this university in England because it gave out really big prizes to people who solves theoretical math problems. He thought that it was a waste of time for people to have to prove how many triangles could be put in a pentagon or some ******** like that. Anyways, he sent the comitee a letter which basically used extreamly polite language to say that it would be more practical to make farts smell good.

I have a link to the letter he sent to the comitee if anyone wants to read it. Trust me, its hilarious.

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User avatar #9 to #8 - cykocd (10/10/2013) [-]
Also, Benjamin Franklin ****** a LOT of bitches
#39 - anonymous (10/10/2013) [+] (7 replies)
Americans have no myths or legends of their own so they make up ridiculous tales about a group of colonial aristocrats who didn't like taxes.
#47 to #39 - gmarrox ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Paul Bunyan    
Babe the Blue Ox   
Casey Jones   
Cherokee Rose   
Jack and the Devil   
and many more
Paul Bunyan
Babe the Blue Ox
Casey Jones
Cherokee Rose
Jack and the Devil
and many more
#38 - bummerdrummer (10/10/2013) [+] (5 replies)
What we really need is a pill that makes semen taste like chocolate.

overpopulation: solved.
#25 - crowd (10/10/2013) [-]
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#12 - I Am Monkey (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #62 - HomerSimpson (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#BenFranklinforpresident1796
#21 - captainwow (10/10/2013) [+] (1 reply)
#2 - mausisdead (10/09/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Thats a pretty good idea actually... is there something that makes our farts smell good/different nowdays? because if there is i want 10
#57 - anonymous (10/10/2013) [+] (3 replies)
**anonymous rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at semms logic and legit **

My invention
#80 to #74 - thasmackdown **User deleted account** (10/10/2013) [-]
I said it because I don't want to post as anonymous regardless of what it is.

Ironically that is the lesson FJ users always tried to push, yet I get thumbed down for it.

P.S. I didn't have any thumbs at the time of me saying "I wish I logged in before posting that."
#48 - christopherdolan (10/10/2013) [-]
he was also a time traveler
#28 - crzylion (10/10/2013) [-]
think about it though, he lived in a time where you ate what grew/was slaughtered within a 5 -10 mile radius, and when meat was much less available. If you lived somewhere where 80% of the fields around you were beans and onions....
User avatar #14 - iceholder (10/10/2013) [-]
Billy Mays vs Ben Franklin.  Epic Rap Battles of History #10 Somewhat relevant. Okay not too relevant. Mostly just 'cause Franklin. I just wanted an excuse to share.
#13 - infinitereaper ONLINE (10/10/2013) [-]
Ah...

If I do recall I read some book about "the true" Benjamin Franklin

Apparently he had a great sense of humor and would troll the uh... I forget but organizations or something like that or whatnot. He once wrote a letter pleading for "an invention to make the farts of people smell pleasant."

Anyways he did things like that.
#22 - pappathethird (10/10/2013) [-]
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