Did someone say breakfast?. . 1 Iowa sleep because W. like an tinha mac. -hane to breakfast

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User avatar #7 - jibb (10/05/2013) [+] (34 replies)
i hate breakfast.
#13 to #7 - lolfire (10/05/2013) [-]
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#3 - pappathethird (10/05/2013) [+] (6 replies)
#1 - maddboiy (10/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
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#2 - pappathethird (10/05/2013) [+] (5 replies)
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#44 - iamgandalfsagbag **User deleted account** (10/05/2013) [+] (2 replies)
#62 - seniorawesomesauce ONLINE (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
Can we have macaroni for breakfast?
User avatar #4 - sgtwilliam (10/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
Hah, read lightbulb with his voice.
#60 - funshine (10/05/2013) [-]
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#52 - lordquas (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
when he ends up going in a coma
when he ends up going in a coma
#75 - raamageddon (10/05/2013) [+] (3 replies)
So, I'm gonna get thumbed down for sure, but...   
   
I actually don't like breakfast food. Like, any of it. Most of it has tastes and textures that I just don't like. Eggs, toast, hash browns, and sausage might be a Godly way to start out the day for many people, but I'd have to literally force myself to eat it. Not in the way that I'm a picky eater or an ungrateful 						****					, but in that they actually give me an adverse physical reaction to them.    
   
Most people have 						*******					 orgasms over bacon? Not me. I DO like bacon, but even then, it's honestly something that I can either do without, or like better when it's used as a modification, like on a burger or something.    
   
*Shrug* Hard to like the things your body won't let you like.    
   
Pic semi-related. Some will understand.
So, I'm gonna get thumbed down for sure, but...

I actually don't like breakfast food. Like, any of it. Most of it has tastes and textures that I just don't like. Eggs, toast, hash browns, and sausage might be a Godly way to start out the day for many people, but I'd have to literally force myself to eat it. Not in the way that I'm a picky eater or an ungrateful **** , but in that they actually give me an adverse physical reaction to them.

Most people have ******* orgasms over bacon? Not me. I DO like bacon, but even then, it's honestly something that I can either do without, or like better when it's used as a modification, like on a burger or something.

*Shrug* Hard to like the things your body won't let you like.

Pic semi-related. Some will understand.
#86 - dinguskhan (10/05/2013) [-]
Breakfast's okay, but I c-c-can't get enough of my bitches.
#66 - wiktorliar (10/05/2013) [-]
Im so hard right now
#98 - myshipsailedwoutme (10/05/2013) [+] (12 replies)
I cannot eat breakfast. I can barely hold down anything in the morning.
User avatar #102 to #98 - slugnugget (10/05/2013) [-]
Then how do you handle your morning wood?
#35 - sweetellie (10/05/2013) [-]
On weekdays I don't have time for breakfast...
On weekdays I don't have time for breakfast...
#118 - insaneturtles (10/05/2013) [+] (1 reply)
the light bulb sounds like Walt JR
#119 to #118 - spanishninja (10/05/2013) [-]
yo, science, bitch.
#73 - moldybreadcrumb (10/05/2013) [-]
Oh, second breakfast...
so much cheese
User avatar #42 - johnnygoldmane **User deleted account** (10/05/2013) [+] (4 replies)
I hate sleep. It's like, "Okay, so I could spend the next 7-10 hours playing video games or hanging out with friends or getting **** done, but nope, I'm gonna lie in a prone position with my eyes closed so that my brain can get its **** together."
If only we could just make sleep optional, so instead of having to sleep every night, you could just use it as the aforementioned time machine by laying down in a bed and telling yourself to sleep for a set amount of hours.
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