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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
asd
#3 - theruse
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(07/21/2014) [+] (5 replies)
stickied by zahnrad
Guess who's back.   
Back again.   
Dickbutt's back.   
Tell a friend.   
Guess who's back.   
Guess who's back.   
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back.
Back again.
Dickbutt's back.
Tell a friend.
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back.
#102 to #3 - cheesywilly
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(07/21/2014) [-]
We've created a monster, cos nobody wants to see big brother admin no more, they want Dickbutt, he's chopped liver.
#161 to #3 - skiskis
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User avatar #34 to #3 - bendingtimeisgood
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Everyone report to the dance floor
to the dance floor
to the dance floor
Now everyone report to the dance floor
Alright stop. Dickbutt time!
User avatar #80 to #34 - seras
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Come here, little kiddies, on my butt.
Guess who's back with a brand new dick.
And I don't mean dick like in the old days
With bans and Richard Keister accusations.
User avatar #139 to #80 - bendingtimeisgood
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(07/21/2014) [-]
No worries
Papa's got a brand new bag of dicks
What else could I possibly do to get banned
I done posted everything butt little boys
#26 - vicanimus
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User avatar #98 to #26 - fallingidols
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(07/21/2014) [-]
actually it only probably took a program called cinema 4d and after effects. cinema 4d makes it easy to clone and blow up objects for real cool effects like this one. he probably created a floor added some physics and collision tags and keyframed the first dickbutt to explode upon collision. and then the rest is a bitch to render. although, the majorly impressive thing is that the guy in the foreground continues to be in the foreground and he doesnt get covered by dickbutts this was probably done by overlaying it in after effects. technology is cool.
#111 to #98 - skiskate
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Actully I don't even think cinema 4d is necessary here. The basic motion tracking could be done in after effects but the explosion could be done in element 3d or the particular 2 plug-in using a 2D image as a 3D particle.
User avatar #129 to #26 - temporalguardian
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Someone needs to lable the guy as big brother admin, and maybe the hammer as the banhammer.
#151 to #26 - breensbestfriend
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User avatar #28 to #26 - demandsgayversion
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I can't imagine how much work went into creating that.
User avatar #5 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I never understood why it was banned really in the first place.

Though I also never understood why people like Dickbutt...it's pretty annoying in my opinion.
#136 to #5 - yuukoku
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(07/21/2014) [-]
>Dickbutt
>Annoying

There's a site for people like you.
It's called 9fag.
User avatar #173 to #136 - EdwardNigma
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Doesn't 9gag love dickbutt?
#240 to #173 - yuukoku
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Do they?
User avatar #241 to #240 - EdwardNigma
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(07/22/2014) [-]
Probably.
User avatar #138 to #136 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Generic "You don't like something, go to this other site"
Lovely

it's a shame how wrong you are though, considering dickbutt is, and has always, been allowed on 9Gag.
FJ is probably the only site it's been banned on, ever.
#141 to #138 - yuukoku
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>Pissing yourself over one person telling you off

9fag. It's waiting for you.
#143 to #141 - ragingbrony
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>Thinking I'm pissing myself by saying you're wrong

Nothing is waiting for you
#145 to #143 - yuukoku
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Don't worry, your acknowledgement is all I need.
User avatar #146 to #145 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
best troll ever
#147 to #146 - yuukoku
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(07/21/2014) [-]
It's not trolling when you put in the effort to make it happen
It's not trolling when you put in the effort to make it happen
#148 to #147 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I wouldn't think this takes much effort though.
I wouldn't think this takes much effort though.
#149 to #148 - yuukoku
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I mean on your part.
User avatar #150 to #149 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I think you misunderstood my comment
Which I made probably misunderstanding yours
User avatar #168 to #150 - garymotherfingoak
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(07/21/2014) [-]
hi
User avatar #169 to #168 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Hi
#170 to #169 - garymotherfingoak
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I remember this being your icon for the longest while.

How have ya been
User avatar #79 to #5 - nagafever
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(07/21/2014) [-]
ragingfag u got orange name, ur supposed to know this
User avatar #88 to #79 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Which part am I supposed to know?
User avatar #105 to #88 - nagafever
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(07/21/2014) [-]
dickbutt got banned cuz big brother admin got an overload of dicks at home so he couldn't stand dicks on his website and retards want what they can't have, so both, i guess
User avatar #106 to #105 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Oh, I know that much. But I also know that no ad scanner is going to care about dickbutt. So he was just being overly cautious really.
User avatar #97 to #5 - siriusfakk
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Because people here are retarded little kids.
#228 to #5 - dronenortle
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Though I also never understood why dudes like MLP... it's pretty annoying in my opinion.
#81 to #5 - amuter
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(07/21/2014) [-]
An unpopular opinion?
#89 to #5 - anon id: 1ca7cc22
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(07/21/2014) [-]
fag
#131 to #89 - theruse
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Seriously? Show some class, Anon.
User avatar #91 to #89 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
All dem anon votes
Hurts so much
#96 to #5 - anon id: 99b63057
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Agreed, No witty or clever comments, just people putting dickbutt on a blank page
User avatar #118 to #5 - epicactual
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I completely agree
#230 to #5 - nickypickle
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(07/21/2014) [-]
its a meemee and people here like meemees so stop asking such a rhetorical question in a deliberate attempt to be special and unique thanks
User avatar #234 to #230 - ragingbrony
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(07/22/2014) [-]
What's rhetorical about it?
I think dickbutt is stupid and annoying
User avatar #235 to #234 - nickypickle
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(07/22/2014) [-]
people like things
different children
opinions
what answer could you have been possibly expecting
User avatar #236 to #235 - ragingbrony
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(07/22/2014) [-]
I wasn't expecting any answer in particular. Simply stating my opinion
User avatar #231 to #5 - ecomp
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Shut up and go back to making funny comments, whore.
User avatar #233 to #5 - imnotkickthecat
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(07/21/2014) [-]
***** u just dont understand
User avatar #109 to #5 - guitarnigger
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(07/21/2014) [-]
the same reason why people like those ponies, theyre pretty annoying in my opinion
User avatar #112 to #109 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Ponies are a TV show
Dickbutt is whitespace filler

I don't think it's the same reason.
But both are annoying to some people
#153 to #112 - yuukoku
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(07/21/2014) [-]
See, there's where you're wrong.   
   
Dickbutt isn't a whitespace filler, he's a symbol of freedom. Dickbutt is the light at the end of the tunnel. Dickbutt is hope, Dickbutt is the Sun, Dickbutt is what drives people to get out of bed every morning. Dickbutt is what brings tyrants to their knees and vanquishes evil in any dark corner that it may be hiding in. Dickbutt is the ultimate symbol of truth and justice, he is freedom. Dickbutt is the Alpha and the Omega. Dickbutt is love and life both.   
   
Those who have not been touched by his light are left in the dark. Every time you wake up, I hope that you feel fear, because the holy will of Dickbutt will soon come for you. Every time you take a breath, every time you drink water, every time you eat food, you are borrowing from our Lord Dickbutt without so much as to even acknowledge him as your savior. I want you to seriously consider this.
See, there's where you're wrong.

Dickbutt isn't a whitespace filler, he's a symbol of freedom. Dickbutt is the light at the end of the tunnel. Dickbutt is hope, Dickbutt is the Sun, Dickbutt is what drives people to get out of bed every morning. Dickbutt is what brings tyrants to their knees and vanquishes evil in any dark corner that it may be hiding in. Dickbutt is the ultimate symbol of truth and justice, he is freedom. Dickbutt is the Alpha and the Omega. Dickbutt is love and life both.

Those who have not been touched by his light are left in the dark. Every time you wake up, I hope that you feel fear, because the holy will of Dickbutt will soon come for you. Every time you take a breath, every time you drink water, every time you eat food, you are borrowing from our Lord Dickbutt without so much as to even acknowledge him as your savior. I want you to seriously consider this.
User avatar #114 to #112 - guitarnigger
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(07/21/2014) [-]
>whitespace filler

well, sometimes simple stuff are the best stuff. Dickbutt doesnt need to have his own tv show to gain a space in our hearts

a dickbutt tv show would be a total hit, btw
User avatar #119 to #114 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
It'd be pretty weird. I would imagine something in the style of Tim and Eric
#6 to #5 - zahnrad [OP]
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Now I respect your opinion, but I must state my satisfaction.
Now I respect your opinion, but I must state my satisfaction.
User avatar #7 to #6 - ragingbrony
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(07/21/2014) [-]
wow, you got that done quick huh?
User avatar #8 to #7 - zahnrad [OP]
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Someone said they drag and dropped it or something and it worked.
#21 to #5 - theruse
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#22 to #21 - ragingbrony
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#23 to #22 - theruse
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#33 - theimmortalbeaver
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(07/21/2014) [-]
...well, I'm glad this happened a few days AFTER I got temp banned for posting dickbutt.
...well, I'm glad this happened a few days AFTER I got temp banned for posting dickbutt.
#100 to #33 - gameless
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Talking about bad timing.
#107 to #100 - theimmortalbeaver
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Well, I did get to post dickbutt, so even if the timing was bad, it was still a victory for mankind.
Well, I did get to post dickbutt, so even if the timing was bad, it was still a victory for mankind.
#1 - joshlol
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(07/20/2014) [-]
We've missed you, old friend
User avatar #155 to #1 - bigmanfifty
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Is that extra hair on the balls?
#134 to #1 - lettucehaveanalsex
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(07/21/2014) [-]
we have...i have
#30 - konradkurze
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(07/21/2014) [-]
after a long period of persecution....dickbutt has returned......

#36 - joshofsouls
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(07/21/2014) [-]


It's finally happened.
I have sat through the fall of Dickbutt, watched as Dickbutt get users banned, and turned others against them... Dickbutt was something to worship, something to BASK IN. And it fell further than any would-be god ever did...

But finally, his fall has ended, and he has risen once more.
And I was here to see all of it. God bless, Dickbutt, God... Bless..
User avatar #52 to #36 - dehnoobshow
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(07/21/2014) [-]
I too have been there when it fell.
User avatar #117 to #36 - ubisoft
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(07/21/2014) [-]
It started in 2012 right?
User avatar #46 to #36 - playercz
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(07/21/2014) [-]
well said my friend
#115 to #46 - shambizzle
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Thumb just for the profile pic.
User avatar #128 to #115 - playercz
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(07/21/2014) [-]
oh
#63 - animalsslamina
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User avatar #13 - netzenk
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Wait... Did big brother admin ok dickbutt? Was that that pm I just deleted without reading?
User avatar #15 to #13 - fistfireace
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Yep. Here's the link if you want it, though.

www.funnyjunk.com/Relaxing+SFW+rules/text/5227356
User avatar #16 to #15 - netzenk
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(07/21/2014) [-]
Oh thank you kind sir!!
User avatar #17 to #16 - fistfireace
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You're welcome.
#37 - superiorcheerio
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