Diamonds... Mans best friend?
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magnuskasparov (03/06/2015) [-] so they can show that two people are interacting with each other, but not showing any color or clothing, race, etc. to avoid any distractions and primarily focus on the ring.
it's pretty hard to not focus on something with color in a grey background,
it's pretty hard to not focus on something with color in a grey background,
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nonbenderinlife (03/06/2015) [-] What happens when you dont buy her diamonds
She eats Veggie Chips, thats what happens
She eats Veggie Chips, thats what happens
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anon (03/06/2015) [-]
They taste like potato, just potato, no salt, no flavor besides potato because they're made from mainly potatoes with some vegetable sourced coloring that makes up less than 2 % of the package.
If you like potatoes go for it, but if you want real vegetable chips buy dehydrated stuff.
If you like potatoes go for it, but if you want real vegetable chips buy dehydrated stuff.
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anon (03/06/2015) [-]
There's a full version of this where the guy keeps buying diamonds to make the wife happy.
Long story short - missed mortgage payments and divorce.
Long story short - missed mortgage payments and divorce.
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merrrione ONLINE (03/06/2015) [-]
it's "thou". as in "you" but with a th. interesting fact: you know how to make things sound old-timey you say "ye olde" something? "ye" is actually "the", it's supposed to be read that way, as at the time they didnt have an actual symbol for the sound "th". along the way the letter y must've changed sounds, so while before "you" was written "you" and read "thou", when the letter changed its sound it just became "you".
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marioauditore (03/06/2015) [-] The change of sound of the letter may have helped, however there was also a "you" pronounced "you" (old english eow) that was the oblique form of ye pronounced ye (old english "ge" pronounced ye), which was the prlural form of "thou". This "you" was used in place of "thou" in formal conversation, as a sign of respect, and gradually replaced thou. It's fun to think that english were so polite that completely erased the informal pronoun from their language.
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anon (03/06/2015) [-]
Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest material known to man. The research is as follows.
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest material of all time, if not just the hardest material known to man.
Pocket-protected scientists built a wall of iron and crashed a diamond car into it at 400 miles per hour, and the car was unharmed. They then built a wall out of diamond and crashed a car made of iron moving at 400 miles an hour into the wall, and the wall came out fine. They then crashed a diamond car made of 400 miles per hour into a wall, and there were no survivors. They crashed 400 miles per hour into a diamond traveling at iron car. Western New York was powerless for hours. They rammed a wall of metal into a 400 mile per hour made of diamond, and the resulting explosion shifted the earth's orbit 400 million miles away from the sun, saving the earth from a meteor the size of a small Washington suburb that was hurtling towards mid-western Prussia at 400 billion miles per hour. They shot a diamond made of iron at a car moving at 400 walls per hour, and as a result caused two wayward airplanes to lose track of their bearings, and make a fatal crash with two buildings in downtown New York. They spun 400 miles at diamond into iron per wall. The results were inconclusive. Finally, they placed 400 diamonds per hour in front of a car made of wall traveling at miles per iron, and the result proved without a doubt that diamonds were the hardest material of all time, if not just the hardest material known to man.
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teddybearlove ONLINE (03/07/2015) [-] I'll give you credit for typing it out. but you should give a little source.
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crimzonhazard (03/06/2015) [-] so the thought of horrific african slave labor makes women want to give fellatio? and I thought I was a sicko.
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thisistheguy (03/06/2015) [-] I hear diamonds are only expensive due to the monopoly some companies have on them plus fancy people wear a lot of them, like those black (or grey) pearls. Is that **** true? Cause that'd make me want to get my future wife a different gem in the ring
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CyrilKeir (03/06/2015) [-] Yes, it's true. Here's a video that sums it up nicely. Do your own research into it as well though.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5kWu1ifBGU
www.youtube.com/watch?v=N5kWu1ifBGU
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returned (03/07/2015) [-] One diamond is never enough
www.cc.com/video-clips/4xyp6k/important-things-with-demetri-martin-timing---de-veers-diamonds
www.cc.com/video-clips/4xyp6k/important-things-with-demetri-martin-timing---de-veers-diamonds
