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#1 - penileburglar (05/19/2015) [-]
Jesus, that's ****** up, evil, and potentially genius all at the same time.

User avatar #6 to #1 - blazekingxxx (05/20/2015) [-]
The best part its just a gif he found
#2 - StealerShock (05/20/2015) [-]
I love burmese pythons, they're fantastic pets. Can't wait till my boy gets up to that size

pic related: it's him
User avatar #10 to #2 - frostyaod (05/20/2015) [-]
that is just the cutest little bananna. whats its name?
#13 to #10 - StealerShock (05/20/2015) [-]
Usopp, cos he's got stupid little bug-eyes.

All my snakes are named thematically, the burmese pythons are the One Piece crew, the boas are greek gods, and the hognoses are named after criminals.
User avatar #14 to #13 - frostyaod (05/20/2015) [-]
thats crazy! my gf and i are getting our first boa and naming it Medusa!
#15 to #14 - StealerShock (05/20/2015) [-]
Oh? what kind of boa are you getting? Where are you based, if you haven't committed to anything yet I can help you get a good deal
User avatar #16 to #15 - frostyaod (05/20/2015) [-]
she is a columbian red tail and the most adorable thing ever. we are based in southeast texas and are 100% committed to her. idk if i could ever get jazz to give her up. thank you for the offer though!
#18 to #16 - StealerShock (05/20/2015) [-]
Good choice, my first boa was a colombian red tail. I got her just over a year ago, and she's absolutely fantastic. Just about ready to breed as well, so I think I'll be picking up a boyfriend for her early next year.
User avatar #19 to #18 - frostyaod (05/20/2015) [-]
im sure that will make her very happy, and if youre learned enough you can start breeding
#20 to #19 - StealerShock (05/20/2015) [-]
hopefully, not sure what I'll put her to though, she's only a possible het-albino, so there isn't an obvious choice...
#21 to #20 - frostyaod (05/20/2015) [-]
het? as in cis-het? TRIGGERED
#22 to #21 - StealerShock (05/20/2015) [-]
hahaha, god, get that thing away from me. I mean 'het' as in short for heterozygous, meaning she might carry the albino gene, but isn't actually albino
User avatar #23 to #22 - frostyaod (05/20/2015) [-]
sounds neat. lets hope so. bright snakes are best snakes
#24 to #23 - StealerShock (05/20/2015) [-]
agreed, hopefully I'll be producing some stuff like this next year
#8 - smellypantiez (05/20/2015) [-]
**** snakes.
User avatar #9 to #8 - mrshrapnel ONLINE (05/20/2015) [-]
bestiality is illegal most places mate, plus it would be very uncomfortable for both.
#7 - neefew (05/20/2015) [-]
Someone should tell him that there are easier ways to get boobs.
#5 - anon (05/20/2015) [-]
are you allowed to feed sneks baby chicks? i know you can feed them rats and mice. i just feel like theres some random law thats like mcmice are fine, just not mcburd
User avatar #11 to #5 - frostyaod (05/20/2015) [-]
dude you could feed sneks other sneks depending on the breed. theyre kind of garbage disposals
#4 - snortblat (05/20/2015) [-]
Don't feed the snake live food, wtf is wrong with you?
User avatar #12 to #4 - warioteam (05/20/2015) [-]
****** i have friends whose snakes will ONLY eat live food
what are you on
User avatar #25 to #12 - snortblat (05/20/2015) [-]
My friend had a ball python that he fed defrosted mice and then he tried putting a live mouse in there, the snake didn't try to eat it for a week, then one morning the snake was dead and the mouse was eating it. I don't know man I'm not an expert but that was some weird **** .
User avatar #26 to #25 - warioteam (05/20/2015) [-]
thats common, i heard your supposed to put it far away and make sure the snake doesnt get friendly with it or something like that
#3 - worldofwarcraftdog (05/20/2015) [-]
maybe if he had used a blowtorch?
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