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#4 - bioconstriculative (08/05/2015) [+] (18 replies)
stickied by evilhomer
This is actually a longstanding tradition in pro baseball. The rookie is essentially ignored on his first dinger.
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User avatar #8 - mendelevium (08/05/2015) [-]
>When you do something cool in a single player game.
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#1 - kanyesfishsticks (08/05/2015) [-]
He actually had the perfect reaction too
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#48 to #32 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
Aww man, I thought you died..
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#120 to #48 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
AREEBADERCHE
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#86 to #48 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
i love that movie
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User avatar #87 to #48 - muffincannibal (08/06/2015) [-]
He's being posting this **** all day.
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#104 to #87 - imjared (08/06/2015) [-]
i haven't seen him in months though
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User avatar #106 to #104 - muffincannibal (08/06/2015) [-]
Maybe he got a temp ban for the **** he keeps pulling.
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#67 to #32 - frikandelspeciaal (08/06/2015) [-]
This is why i can't show funnyjunk to friends or family
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User avatar #88 to #67 - muffincannibal (08/06/2015) [-]
That and the **** button
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#68 to #67 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
that sounds pretty autistic though
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#81 to #68 - jasir (08/06/2015) [-]
To have friends and family? Actually in real live it is very common to have friends and family, almost considered to be "normal".
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User avatar #93 to #69 - jesusisagoose (08/06/2015) [-]
aww yiss, mowtendoo. I just can't get enough of his videos www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKYDGZJvxBI
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#34 to #32 - zourch (08/06/2015) [-]
ha, but no seriously **** off
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#37 to #32 - muffincannibal (08/06/2015) [-]
Boy do you have problems.
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User avatar #59 to #32 - emptysuperman (08/06/2015) [-]
The **** is "whin"?
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User avatar #90 to #59 - palmsspaghetti (08/06/2015) [-]
It says whip, ya dip. and this pony ****** gotta stop.
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User avatar #63 to #59 - feupy (08/06/2015) [-]
Whipped cream with part of the first p and the rest cropped out I guess
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#98 to #32 - greatgranpapy (08/06/2015) [-]
And.... Hide all.
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#118 to #32 - insominus (08/06/2015) [-]
I'm getting real sick of your **** .
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User avatar #115 to #32 - Koreawontletmefap (08/06/2015) [-]
Didn't there used to be a thing where if someone got enough thumbs down they would get autobanned?
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User avatar #124 to #32 - cisdroidcommander (08/06/2015) [-]
please stop
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User avatar #116 to #32 - dieterkaiser (08/06/2015) [-]
go die.
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#97 to #79 - zeecthd (08/06/2015) [-]
is that littlefinger?
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User avatar #99 to #97 - theite (08/06/2015) [-]
no it's CIA, silly
yeah, it's the same actor
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#105 to #32 - gromitsparkles ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
dude, haven't seen you posting anything in ages
nice to see you haven't give up

pic not related but i haven't had a chance to post that gif in a while and it was being to think i didn't like it anymore
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User avatar #110 to #32 - enderofangels (08/06/2015) [-]
Leave and please don't ever ******* come back.
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#107 to #32 - theinternetwizard (08/06/2015) [-]
I did a big mistake clicking on your profile...
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#18 - wickedninjaking (08/06/2015) [-]
He handled it pretty well though
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#6 - PenguinsOfMars (08/05/2015) [-]
you say first career homerun
the video says first career hit
i don't know who to believe anymore
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#7 to #6 - anon (08/05/2015) [-]
its homerun
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User avatar #39 to #6 - damandan (08/06/2015) [-]
Both
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User avatar #10 to #6 - narluga (08/06/2015) [-]
a hit can be a homerun genius
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User avatar #12 to #10 - PenguinsOfMars (08/06/2015) [-]
but why wouldnt they put the far greater achievement there?
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User avatar #19 to #12 - lynchdude (08/06/2015) [-]
if it was his first hit he wouldn't be in the dugout he'd be on first...
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User avatar #62 to #19 - Snookbone (08/06/2015) [-]
A hit is anytime the batter safely reaches first base or goes beyond it after hitting the ball into fair territory. As such, all doubles, triples, and homeruns are hits.
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User avatar #126 to #62 - lynchdude (08/07/2015) [-]
yes but they have a name for doubles and triples... doubles and triples
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User avatar #127 to #126 - Snookbone (08/07/2015) [-]
They are still recorded as hits.
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User avatar #128 to #127 - lynchdude (08/08/2015) [-]
a touchdown could still be called lets say a 10 yard reception but what are you going to call it?
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User avatar #129 to #128 - Snookbone (08/08/2015) [-]
A 10-yard touchdown reception? The terms aren't mutually exclusive and it's the same case here. In commentary and so on, getting to first and first only may well be referred to as a 'base hit' and nothing else. However the definition of a hit is getting safely to first after hitting the ball into fair territory, thus doubles, triples and homeruns count as hits. Even rounding first safely and being tagged out at second counts as a hit. You could simply call a hit that gets a batter to first a 'single' and that removes the ambiguity. At any rate, I think the network displayed it as '1st career hit' just to emphasise how dank it is for a player's first hit in the majors to be a HR.
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User avatar #14 to #12 - narluga (08/06/2015) [-]
How should I know? What do I look like to you? Baseballreportingologist?
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#26 to #12 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
First homerun in Majors would imply he has gotten a hit before because no one would think that his first hit was a homerun
although it would make sense to say hit and homerun
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#54 to #6 - johnnybananaz (08/06/2015) [-]
He is RIchie Shaffer and this play was in his second career game. It was his first hit and home run and remains his only hit/homerun today
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User avatar #61 to #54 - sineztro (08/06/2015) [-]
A literal one hit wonder
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#28 - joelizardman (08/06/2015) [-]
Richie Shaffer has the chance to be good. But he didn't dominate the minors as I had hoped since he was a first rounder.
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User avatar #40 to #28 - damandan (08/06/2015) [-]
Blake Snell is going to be a beast
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User avatar #42 to #40 - joelizardman (08/06/2015) [-]
Oh hell yeah. Watched the kid earlier in the season when he was in Charlotte. Great stuff. All those early draft picks are finally blooming.
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#53 to #28 - emperorwatergate (08/06/2015) [-]
"Dominate the minors".

-Joelizardman, 2015
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#2 - khally ONLINE (08/05/2015) [-]
**khally used "*roll picture*"**
**khally rolled image** This makes me so happy
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User avatar #58 to #2 - ledane ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
yeah I can hear it for the old times sake.. should have known it wasn't the original
atleast there was no John Cena
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#77 to #2 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
for example...
YES?
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#43 to #2 - junkposts (08/06/2015) [-]
whats the name of the original, i want to know what she is saying in the remix
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User avatar #50 to #43 - saltyfries (08/06/2015) [-]
supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
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#52 to #50 - junkposts (08/06/2015) [-]
thanks, already got it, i tried to find the entire lyrics not only that word, found it after i was told that she is called mary poppins
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User avatar #46 to #43 - dagold (08/06/2015) [-]
Just search for mary poppins songs
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#47 to #46 - junkposts (08/06/2015) [-]
thank you
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User avatar #89 to #43 - muffincannibal (08/06/2015) [-]
That song fits so well I think it was made for the video.
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#109 to #89 - junkposts (08/06/2015) [-]
its the same lyrics as the original, so it probably was made for the video
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User avatar #73 to #2 - cognosceteipsum (08/06/2015) [-]
Lame growls.
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User avatar #3 to #2 - malachitecobra (08/05/2015) [-]
metal as **** yo
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User avatar #36 to #2 - tapeworms (08/06/2015) [-]
I never knew that I needed this.
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User avatar #31 to #2 - golnax (08/06/2015) [-]
I ******* love that growled "Indubitably". Sounds like something a villain would confirm his evil plans with.
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#15 to #2 - vakranov (08/06/2015) [-]
For those who care, the artist is Mercy Brown. Great ******* death metal band
mercy-brown.com/album/mercy-brown-lp
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#16 to #15 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
i disapprove of this type of music
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#24 to #16 - drakkonadarkwynd (08/06/2015) [-]
Nobody gives a flying **** .
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User avatar #33 to #15 - rapedTHEGAMEinbutt (08/06/2015) [-]
You need more thumbs, because this band is ******* great.
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#5 to #2 - fallenwtfever (08/05/2015) [-]
I typed ******* brutal and got quite a bit of porn.
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User avatar #11 to #5 - paradoxofnight (08/06/2015) [-]
was it brutal porn?
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User avatar #13 to #11 - fallenwtfever (08/06/2015) [-]
I don't know. Looked at one and realize never to put ******* in google images.
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#30 - gunnyjoe (08/06/2015) [-]
>Rays mentioned
>Swell with torrential rains and 4 bay area counties underwater

I love riding my alligator to work through the orange groves though.
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#65 - tinciatone ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
only baseball related thing i got
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User avatar #72 to #65 - malachitecobra (08/06/2015) [-]
what the **** is going on
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User avatar #102 to #72 - bigmanfifty (08/06/2015) [-]
The vengeful toe stubbing poltergeist strikes again
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User avatar #23 - pfccross (08/06/2015) [-]
but at the very end it gets k they pull him in
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#9 - burnboy (08/06/2015) [-]
Team mates not congratulating you on your first big league homer?
Team mates not congratulating you on your first big league homer?
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User avatar #78 - brenton (08/06/2015) [-]
I love the Rays. Great team, great personality, do okay sometimes.
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#41 - damandan (08/06/2015) [-]
Rays content
Om my funnyjunk!?
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#51 to #41 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
well this was on reddit...so it is bound to end up on fj
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User avatar #35 - asotil (08/06/2015) [-]
ONE OF US

ONE OF US
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User avatar #45 - alfrebecht (08/06/2015) [-]
That's adorable
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User avatar #92 - babysashad (08/06/2015) [-]
made my day
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User avatar #57 - gypsydude ONLINE (08/06/2015) [-]
This is how joshlol acts when he gets on the frontpage
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#49 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
omg dat butt tho
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#27 - anon (08/06/2015) [-]
that wasn't just his first home run it was also his first ever major league hit
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