Description. >get this shirt on clearance from local department store >first day wearing it >group of guys wearing things like vintage jackets, scarves
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>get this shirt on clearance from local department store
>first day wearing it
>group of guys wearing things like vintage jackets, scarves, and actual fedoras approach me
>they complement my shirt, then invite me to hang out with them after school at Starbucks
>say "no thanks, I don't really like Starbucks"
>hipster mode engage
>they freak out saying how Starbucks is God's creation, and about how I'm just some retard with no gf
>quickly take out emergency machete and kill as many as I can before they run away
>decide to use the shirt for good, to lure in douche bags then kill them so they can't reproduce
>wish me luck

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Submitted: 11/12/2013
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User avatar #1 - outlastgaming (11/12/2013) [+] (2 replies)
>why are your arrows pointing the wrong way?
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